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One day we were driving by our city's sewage treatment plant, and my father referred to it as the "perfume factory." For years after that, I really thought perfume was made out of sewage.

KBK
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I thought girls peed out of their butt's till about last month. I'm 17.

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As a kid I thought that I generated flies, which hatched out of eggs in my poop. That was because when going on nature walks and having to poop outdoors, I would soon see flies swarming around my poop. I thought I never saw them when pooping at home because I always flushed the poop down too soon for them to hatch. So I thought I was a mother of flies. I presumed that boys' poop would not similarly produce flies because boys couldn't be mothers of anything. Sometimes I worried about flushing my poop down, being afraid it would drown the flies. I wondered if all girls were similarly mothers of flies.

Jill
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I used to believe that when you go poop, and that you breathe through your mouth it would smell really bad as your poop.

britney
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I used to think that "eau de toilette" perfume was a special spray you used to make the bathroom to make it smell nice after you took a poo. So one day after I had a big one I went into my moms room took her most expensive perfume and sprayed it all over the bathroom.

Anon
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I used to believe that all children were born girls then if they stood up when they peed enough times then they turned into a boy, well when i went to nursery i told my friend this theory and we both decided life would be much better as a boy, so decided to stand above the toilets when we peed, this resulted in my friend falling and getting her foot stuck in the toilet and the fire brigade having to cut her out. Our teacher was not amused. We were even less amused to find that we were stuck as girls for the rest of our lives. The sex talk came soon after

--m-o-n-i-c-a--
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SInce my mom always wiped my butt when i was a baby i thought that noone did it there selfs and if oyu did you were wierd so i had my mom wipe my butt tell i was like 8

Anon
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Adult diapers feel and sound just like baby diapers but dont have the cool prints on them

jakjflkaj
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When I first heard that girls have "three separate holes for three separate functions" (meaning their vaginas are separate from their urethras or anuses), I thought for a long time that it meant girls poop and fart out of separate holes!

Nelson
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well, this by far has to be the wierdest belief in this section. When I was little I used to have imaginary friends, and whenever I would need to go to the bathroom, i would think I would have to go to the bathroom because my invisible friends wanted to come visit me. So I would sit on the toilet and pretend to chat with them.

Gangsta
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until i was about 6, i used to believe that there was an alligator that controlled my pee and poo, so everytime i used the washroom, i made sure to say. Mr Alligator, can you let me pee right now...opening his mouth would allow me to tinkle.

Anon
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I used to believe that pee came out your vagina..odd.. I also didn't know about where it did come out... Up until a little too recently...

weird
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I used to believe that girls peed out of their butts. Why else would they have to sit down to pee?

Anon
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when i was little i thought that a girl and boy pee in a toilet the color of the pee would be the skin color of their baby.

Anon
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when i was little, i used to think that if a boy peed in a toilet and didnt flush and then a girl peed in it, it would make a baby.

weirdo
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I used to believe I had a fairy living inside me and she would turn poop inside me into pixie dust. Then the pixie dust would be wafted out into the atmosphere when I farted. So, I thought that being constipated was a good thing, because it meant my fairy was doing her job well. But when I had to have an actual bowel movement, I thought it meant my fairy had gotten behind with her work or was sick or something.

Renee
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At about five years of age, I was accused of "reverting back" to not being potty-trained anymore. The reason is, sometime leading up to that, when I was otherwise potty-trained but still needing help wiping my butt, my big sister told me "You're getting too old for this". I guess maybe she meant to say I was getting too old to need help with the butt-wiping. But I thought she meant I was supposed to outgrow pooping itself. So that got me to trying really hard not to crap, and holding it back until I would often shit in my pants. To this day I feel the vague suggeation of immaturity every time I doodoo.

Dierdre
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i used to think that whenever you at there were little people inside of you that would take your food and toss it in a furnace and thats why your poo was brown then the liffle men would stick the poo to the inside of your head and you had to shake one loose to go to the bathroom

Anon
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I used to believe that girls couldn't do number 2

Jason
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when i was younger i used to think that the testicle sack was a urine storage and that when boys went to go pee-pee they had to squeeze the testicle sack

LoZ
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