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weeing and pooing

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I used to believe that girls pee out of their butts (My mom told me so.). One day, me and a girl started arguing about how they pee and she said that they didn't. I was shocked. She told me the truth, and I misheard her thought she said they pee out of
"Chinas." I was so confused. It wasn't until the next year in 6th grade Family Life that I learned the truth about all of the things I never understood.

Neo
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When I was little I remember the teacher asking "Does anyone need to go to the potty?" I totally thought she meant "party" so I was like "ooh! me! me!". Boy, I was disapointed when she took me to the bathroom and there was no party. The funny part is that I did that more than once.

Amy X
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As a child, I was told not to shower during a lightning storm because water acts as a conducter for electricity and that if lightning struck a water pipe underground while I was in the shower, I could be electricuted. As a result, I was afraid to urinate during lightning storms because I figured the electricity could travel through the pipes and up the stream of urine to my little guy.

Mr. Silvers
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As a kid, me and my two brothers went to the public restrooms together. THose two always went peeing in teh urinals and told me to go in the stall, regardless of what kind of business I need to do. I used to believe that the youngest member of tha group always takes the stall in a public restroom out of being formal. Later, I realized that I was too short to use the urinals back then.

Stevo the Human
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My mom had an easy time potty training me. She said if I didn't go to the bathroom at the right time it would all back up and come out my mouth.

Nick Lucas
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I used to think tampons are plugs for uncontrollable urnating for womens because I always see my mom putting it in on while sitting on a toilet seat. I thought she was just plugging her pee hole cuz she was contsantly peeing for a very long time and doesnt have time to empty her very large bladder.

one stupid kid
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When my (much) younger sister was six or so, I made some sort of comment to her about food turning into poo. She looked confused, and I said "When you eat food, it goes though your body and comes out as poo. Didn't you know that?"
She looked confused.
"Where did you think poo came from?"
She admitted that she thought a machine came into her room at night and "put poo up my bum for the next day."
I have >no< idea where she got that idea, but you can bet I'm going to mention it at her wedding reception.

Gilgamesh
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When I was 6 I thought the reason my poop was brown was because I had brown skin. It seemed logical since the dalmation down the street pooped white.

Jeremy Cionca
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I was just a little confused when I was about six years old. I was having trouble "poo-ing," and after trying for what seemed like forever I ran to the living room where I cried "Mom, I'm COMPLICATED!" When she had figured out what I was talking about (and the laughter subsided) she explained to me that the words was constipated.. not complicated.

I was a goofy kid!!
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I used to believe that if someone peed in the toilet and didn't flush it, then you peed in the same toilet, the two kinds of pee would mix and create a horrible toilet monster that would try to eat you.

NC
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When I was little I used to think that there were little men constantly working in my body to create my poop. They would have lunch breaks but they would never sleep....just constantly make poop. And I used to wonder how they got that job and if you can get that job when you get older......

Katrina
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as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!

Anon
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I used to think that the reason I needed to pee was because my penis was sucking in water from my bathtub.

porterfield
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I used to believe that when girls wanted to pee, they had to pull out a pee tube much like a skinnier retractable penis.

Anon
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I used to think that poop was made like this: first you ate the food and it traveled down your throat, fell and landed in your stomach. At this point, several small men would eat the food themselves and then poo it out. Then the poo would travel down into your butt and be rammed out by an ox, appropriately called the "butt ox". I was corrected in the first grade when I through a block at a kids head screaming that I did so have an ox inside of me.

Allyson
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i used to think whatever u ate u pooed, and whatever u drank u weed

dan
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I no its wierd but i used to believe that when u went poop it made u skinnyer. So i tried to go alot and my sisters called my pooper!! this happend when i was three! gay memories

Chelsea #12
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when i wuz 5, i used to believe that wen u shitted, ur poop went down a tube and it would end up floating up in space . . Thats where i thought that planets came from pplz poop. . . .

anonymous
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i used to believe that boys had to wipe their butt before their "peepee" and that girls had to do the opposite.

blabla
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I used to believe the whole section of my body from waistline to thigh was "dirty," and that if I ever touched myself there, even on my side, I would have to vigorously wash my hands!

ReluctantFiend
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