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When I was little I used to think that there were little men constantly working in my body to create my poop. They would have lunch breaks but they would never sleep....just constantly make poop. And I used to wonder how they got that job and if you can get that job when you get older......
as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!
I used to think that the reason I needed to pee was because my penis was sucking in water from my bathtub.
I used to believe that when girls wanted to pee, they had to pull out a pee tube much like a skinnier retractable penis.
I used to think that poop was made like this: first you ate the food and it traveled down your throat, fell and landed in your stomach. At this point, several small men would eat the food themselves and then poo it out. Then the poo would travel down into your butt and be rammed out by an ox, appropriately called the "butt ox". I was corrected in the first grade when I through a block at a kids head screaming that I did so have an ox inside of me.
i used to think whatever u ate u pooed, and whatever u drank u weed
I no its wierd but i used to believe that when u went poop it made u skinnyer. So i tried to go alot and my sisters called my pooper!! this happend when i was three! gay memories
when i wuz 5, i used to believe that wen u shitted, ur poop went down a tube and it would end up floating up in space . . Thats where i thought that planets came from pplz poop. . . .
i used to believe that boys had to wipe their butt before their "peepee" and that girls had to do the opposite.
I used to believe the whole section of my body from waistline to thigh was "dirty," and that if I ever touched myself there, even on my side, I would have to vigorously wash my hands!
When I was younger my aunt used the saying "oh crap" alot.She had a 5 year old mentaly retarded boy.When she said this he would always run to the bathroom,sit on the toilet and start trying to poop.
When I was 5 or 6 I accidently walked in on my dad in the bathroom.All I saw was what I thought was his finger.Until I was about 9 I thought men peed out of their fingers and then I found out by my mom that is was his penis.
I used to believe that if you ate a crayon that when you pooped your poop would be colored. This being because my cousin told me she once ate a box of crayons, and when she pooped, it was colored.
To tell you the truth, I'm still not sure about this one. Haha, yeah I'm weird.
When I was younger I didn't understand how males whiped themselves after peeing. I knew they didn't have the same privates I did, so I figured they must either just blot the tip of their penis with the toilet paper or wrap the paper around their entire penis to wipe. When I was eleven a friend with a brother told me they just shake it.
I used to believe that there was toilet paper all the time. Like before dinosaurs! Well, as soon as I found out I was astonished. Then I started sayin," Sucks for them!!!" LOL!!!
When I was little, I thought that the Queen never went to the toilet!
My Grandma always told me to go to the bathroom right when I had to and not to hold it. She said I would get a bladder infection if I did. Well for some reason I thought she said "marmalayder" when she said Bladder. One day I actually told my mom "Hurry, take me to the bath room before I get a marmalayder infection!"
When i was little i use to think that if you pooped relly hard all you oragans will come out
When I was little I used to love Barney and I had Barney underwear. I thought that if I peed on Barney then he would die. That's how I got potty trained.Lol
I used to believe I was the only person who could poop. I would brag about it, too! "Why are you taking so long?" my friend would ask. I'd tell them, "I'm pooping - but you don't know what that is, since I'm the only one that can!" Jeese, I thought I was some hot stuff.