the best of weeing and pooing
I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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I used to believe the whole section of my body from waistline to thigh was "dirty," and that if I ever touched myself there, even on my side, I would have to vigorously wash my hands!
When I was younger my aunt used the saying "oh crap" alot.She had a 5 year old mentaly retarded boy.When she said this he would always run to the bathroom,sit on the toilet and start trying to poop.
When I was 5 or 6 I accidently walked in on my dad in the bathroom.All I saw was what I thought was his finger.Until I was about 9 I thought men peed out of their fingers and then I found out by my mom that is was his penis.
I used to believe that if you ate a crayon that when you pooped your poop would be colored. This being because my cousin told me she once ate a box of crayons, and when she pooped, it was colored.
To tell you the truth, I'm still not sure about this one. Haha, yeah I'm weird.
When I was younger I didn't understand how males whiped themselves after peeing. I knew they didn't have the same privates I did, so I figured they must either just blot the tip of their penis with the toilet paper or wrap the paper around their entire penis to wipe. When I was eleven a friend with a brother told me they just shake it.
I used to believe that there was toilet paper all the time. Like before dinosaurs! Well, as soon as I found out I was astonished. Then I started sayin," Sucks for them!!!" LOL!!!
When I was little, I thought that the Queen never went to the toilet!
My Grandma always told me to go to the bathroom right when I had to and not to hold it. She said I would get a bladder infection if I did. Well for some reason I thought she said "marmalayder" when she said Bladder. One day I actually told my mom "Hurry, take me to the bath room before I get a marmalayder infection!"
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When i was little i use to think that if you pooped relly hard all you oragans will come out
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When I was little I used to love Barney and I had Barney underwear. I thought that if I peed on Barney then he would die. That's how I got potty trained.Lol
I used to believe I was the only person who could poop. I would brag about it, too! "Why are you taking so long?" my friend would ask. I'd tell them, "I'm pooping - but you don't know what that is, since I'm the only one that can!" Jeese, I thought I was some hot stuff.
I used to believe that if you peed in the toilet while someone was taking a shower at the same time, the pee would come out of the shower and whoever was in it would get drenched in your pee. This belief came from my mom telling me that when you flushed it went down the drain and also from this girl at dance claas saying don't drink the water fountain while someone flushed the toilet because then you would drink pee.
When I was about 4 or 5 I had had gone poop in the toilet and looking in the toilet after I noticed that it looked like teeth in my poop. Well I went running to my mom and she had to explain to me that it was my teeth it was only corn that I had eaten the night before. I really thought my teeth were in the toilet, I guess I hadn't noticed they were still in my mouth.
when i was 7, i spent the night at my friend's house. late that night i woke up and had to go to the bathroom. i got up and went and ended up pooping. all was fine until i went to flush. i noticed my poop was blue. i flipped out. why was my poop blue? it had always been brown before! there had to be a reason. and the only reason i could think of was i had a fatal illness that made poop blue. i woke up my friend and told her what happened. she told me she had used the bathroom earlier and HER poop had been blue too. we both started crying hysterically waiting for the end to come. finally her mom woke up and reminded us we had eaten blue ice cream for dinner. i have never eaten blue food again.
when I was little I thought only my race pooped and farted (Afro-Amaerican) .NOW I KNOW BETTER.
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I thought boys had it made..they could not pee in their pants because they had to squeeze their penis to go.
I was jealous for years.
When I was little I always took off my shirt when I took a poop because i thought it would get stuck in my shirt and I wouldn't notice, I also thought that the people would laugh at me and i would not know why.
For the longest time I was convinced I was turning into a volcano. This was my rationalization of poop, which I always refered to as lava. When I had to go to the bathroom, I would announce that I had to go "be a volcano."
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I used to belief that girls could go pee standing
exept that they would have to pull their penisout to pee, so i did that until 4th Grade
When I was little, I misunderstood the meanings of "Number 1" and "Number 2." Instead of using the terms for what I had to do, I used them for levels of seriousness. If I had to go really really really bad, I would yell "I have to do a NUMBER 7!