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when i was young i thought that since boys peed standing up and went #2 sitting down that girls must pee from their butts since they sat down to do both.
my grandmother told me that when you go "number 2", if you push you'd burst things in your head and die on the toilet. so as a little girl, it took me forever to go to the bathroom because i was afraid i'd die.
When I was real young like 4 or 5, I and a friend were in my room, and we both had to pee. So for some unknown reason I suggested we could go in the closet, and we did, one at a time, closing the door for privacy. I seem to remember that I thought it was okay to pee anywhere, because it would disappear after a while. Oh, I also remember peeing in the trashcan, again for no particular reason other than I had to go, and the bathroom was further away.
I went out with a guy in his early 20's (!!) who thought that women sat down to pee because they pee'd out their bottoms!
i used to beleive girls peed out their ass. some girls i knew had peed their pants and the wet stain would be on the back instead of the boys in the front.
When I was little i had a really bad habit of looking through the crack underneath the door when someone was going to the bathroom.. not being nasty or anything.. i was just little and wanted to "talk" to them.. Once when I was about 3 I did this to my papa and was shocked to see that his feet were pointed the wrong way to pee!! I informed him of this, but as the day went on .. I came to the conclusion, that when you get old it's really hard for you to sit down and get back ((i mean it was for my grandparents..i witnessed it all the time!!)) so when it came time to use the bathroom.. you just stood up to go pee that way it wouldn't take a long to get back up..
my poor mom had to explain otherwise to me when we got home that nite and she discovered me in the bathroom attempting to pee the way "papa and granny do's it"!!
When I was little,I thought there were little people inside me who would open a trap door and pour the pee out in tiny buckets.
When I first started learning about colonial times, and how the women dressed what with corsets garters and those humungous hoopskirts, I always wondered how on earth they went to the bathroom. As a little girl I wore dresses a lot, and it was always a hassle to go to the bathroom wearing one. It must have been super hard to do it when your dress stood out three feet on each side. I finally decided that colonial women learned how to hold all of their excrements all day, and at night when they took of all their clothes they would finally get to go to the bathroom.
I was a stupid kid.
When I was younger, I had a bedwetting problem and my mother used to put one of those puddle-pads on my bed at night. I grew out of this by the time I was about six, and once when I was probably around eight or nine I was at my grandparents' house. My grandma was putting what looked like a puddle-pad on my bed, and, infuriated that she would assume I would wet the bed, I cried out:
"Hey! I don't need those any more, what are you doing?!"
She couldn't stop laughing and finally explained that it was just a cotton pad to make the mattress more comfortable.
I believed that people need never go hungry because if you ate poo it would go through your system and turn back into food. Makes perfect sense.
I used to beliieve that urine was stored in the scrotum. I guess I didn't consider where girls held theirs.
When I was learning how to use the toilet (ie: potty training), I firmly believed that if I was alone while I did a "number 2", the resulting loaf would jump back up and bite my ass.
when i was a little kid my sister told me that whenever i poopied that grimace the purple guy from mcdonald's would come out of my butt so i held it in all the time and was scared.
I used to think that you coundnt pee and poo at the same time so I would allways go seperatly!!!
i used to beleive that if i fell asleep on the toilet id turn into a poo
Up until I was approximately 7 or 8 years old, I believed that each family had its own way of going to the bathroom, and our family's way was to pull your pants down. I had only been in the company of my own family and cousins in the bathroom, and it wasn't until a scouting expedition, when I was with other girls in the bathroom, that I discovered that everybody pulls their pants down to go to the bathroom.
when I was little and missed the toilet when peeing, my parents would say "there's a leak in the pee pipe". I imagined a little water works in my body and sometimes the pee pipe would break and I would spray everywhere.
I used to believe that pee pee was liquidised green pees that you eat.
When I was five I was to busy playing in the Wisconsin snow to come in the house and remove my snow suit to use the bathroom. Having two older brothers I knew they could pee standing up. I learned the cold way that girls can't pee like the boys
When I went to visit my Grandmother, I would always see that the water in the toilet was blue. I'd acuse my sister of not flushing the toilet because I was sure that since my pee was yellow, girl pee must be blue.