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I believed that people need never go hungry because if you ate poo it would go through your system and turn back into food. Makes perfect sense.

Kate
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I used to beliieve that urine was stored in the scrotum. I guess I didn't consider where girls held theirs.

Andy
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When I was learning how to use the toilet (ie: potty training), I firmly believed that if I was alone while I did a "number 2", the resulting loaf would jump back up and bite my ass.

Tornado
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when i was a little kid my sister told me that whenever i poopied that grimace the purple guy from mcdonald's would come out of my butt so i held it in all the time and was scared.

Jenna
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I used to think that you coundnt pee and poo at the same time so I would allways go seperatly!!!

Bob
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i used to beleive that if i fell asleep on the toilet id turn into a poo

keith
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Up until I was approximately 7 or 8 years old, I believed that each family had its own way of going to the bathroom, and our family's way was to pull your pants down. I had only been in the company of my own family and cousins in the bathroom, and it wasn't until a scouting expedition, when I was with other girls in the bathroom, that I discovered that everybody pulls their pants down to go to the bathroom.

Susan
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when I was little and missed the toilet when peeing, my parents would say "there's a leak in the pee pipe". I imagined a little water works in my body and sometimes the pee pipe would break and I would spray everywhere.

M.M.
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I used to believe that pee pee was liquidised green pees that you eat.

BoBo
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When I was five I was to busy playing in the Wisconsin snow to come in the house and remove my snow suit to use the bathroom. Having two older brothers I knew they could pee standing up. I learned the cold way that girls can't pee like the boys

still freezing
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When I went to visit my Grandmother, I would always see that the water in the toilet was blue. I'd acuse my sister of not flushing the toilet because I was sure that since my pee was yellow, girl pee must be blue.

Robert
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When I was 5 I asked my Mom why my brother, 2 years older, can stand peeing and I couldn't. She said boys have their
peepers (meaning penis) sticking out and girls have chippers (meaning clitoris and vagina) against their body.
So from taking baths with my brother I knew the end of his peeper had a hole for pee, I thought my clitoris had a hole and I always looked for it. Obiously never did. Not till I was 10 I found out where the peehole was.

Dawn
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I used to believe that there was no point in having a drink of water and then going to the bathroom. I thought you would pee out what you had just taken in.

RM
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When we were young we lived near the airport in the landing path for the planes. My granfather told us not to look up with our mouth open because someone might flush the toilet and it would get in our mouth.

L.Williams
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Up until 1st grade, I used to think that when you pooped a baby would come out, and so I would look into the toilet and apologize to the baby and coo over it that it had to die so soon.

Brook
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When i was little i used to think that when people went to the bathroom to use the toilet, they got butt-naked because they were always still getting dressed when they came out...fixing a shirt etc. So I would do the same and my mommy always knew when i had been to the bathroom because all my clothes would be in back to front and my shoes on the wrong feet.

omlaule
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when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)

helena muteka
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When I was little I thought that pee was yellow because people drank lemonaid, and boo was brown because people ate chocolate. Whenever I hadn't had chocolate or lemonaid for a while, I figured I ate and drank enough earlier in life to last me for a while.

Kat
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when I was 5 y.o. or so, I thought my pee was stored in my "malebag" or my scrotum. heh kinda wierd. I found out when I was 6 or 7

I have no name......or do I?
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I used to think that little tiny workers were in my hind-end, and the would chop up the poo and shove it out.

Nick
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