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When I went to visit my Grandmother, I would always see that the water in the toilet was blue. I'd acuse my sister of not flushing the toilet because I was sure that since my pee was yellow, girl pee must be blue.

Robert
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When I was 5 I asked my Mom why my brother, 2 years older, can stand peeing and I couldn't. She said boys have their
peepers (meaning penis) sticking out and girls have chippers (meaning clitoris and vagina) against their body.
So from taking baths with my brother I knew the end of his peeper had a hole for pee, I thought my clitoris had a hole and I always looked for it. Obiously never did. Not till I was 10 I found out where the peehole was.

Dawn
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I used to believe that there was no point in having a drink of water and then going to the bathroom. I thought you would pee out what you had just taken in.

RM
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When we were young we lived near the airport in the landing path for the planes. My granfather told us not to look up with our mouth open because someone might flush the toilet and it would get in our mouth.

L.Williams
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Up until 1st grade, I used to think that when you pooped a baby would come out, and so I would look into the toilet and apologize to the baby and coo over it that it had to die so soon.

Brook
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When i was little i used to think that when people went to the bathroom to use the toilet, they got butt-naked because they were always still getting dressed when they came out...fixing a shirt etc. So I would do the same and my mommy always knew when i had been to the bathroom because all my clothes would be in back to front and my shoes on the wrong feet.

omlaule
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when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)

helena muteka
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When I was little I thought that pee was yellow because people drank lemonaid, and boo was brown because people ate chocolate. Whenever I hadn't had chocolate or lemonaid for a while, I figured I ate and drank enough earlier in life to last me for a while.

Kat
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when I was 5 y.o. or so, I thought my pee was stored in my "malebag" or my scrotum. heh kinda wierd. I found out when I was 6 or 7

I have no name......or do I?
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I used to think that little tiny workers were in my hind-end, and the would chop up the poo and shove it out.

Nick
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My Mom convinced me when I was little that no one should ever "strain" too hard when they are on the toiled going #2 because if you did - the cork that kept all your "insides" inside your body would pop out. Forever I used to be scared that I would poop too hard and then I would have to walk around forever with a string and cork hanging out of my behind.

Not Volunteering My Name to This One
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Up until 5th grade I thought that girls peed out of their bums.

Aca
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top belief!

I always thought that the more you drank and the longer you held on the less you would need to go to the toilet. So one day I tested my idea on a school trip. I was on the bus and I must have drank more than 5 pints of water. You can gess what happened.

Bob
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I always thought that girls never pooped. I thought that until I met my wife... i met her when I was 17! Man, am I dumb!

Jerry F. Michigan
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I used to think that little angels would shove poo out of my behind!

blobbo-3000
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top belief!

I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.

Anna
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top belief!

When I was about 4 years old I was playing hide & seek with my mother. I was hiding in the bathroom closet & heard someone come in the bathroom. I peeked through the door & saw my father peeing.
I ran out of the bathroom screaming & crying to my mother that my father had pee pouring out of his thumb.
I was very worried that something was wrong with him & that he'd need to go to the hospital or something!

Heather
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top belief!

I believed ex-lax was real chocolate. I couldn't understand why my mother would keep it in the medicine cabinet and thought she was just trying to conceal it from me. Well, I found it and ate the whole bar thinking I had the greatest treasure. You know the rest.

Anon
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when i was a young girl, i couldnt understand why boys could pee stading up and girls couldnt, so i tried to pee standing up in the bathroom and no matter how i swerved to get myself to pee standing up, it all just ended up all over my legs :P

Dhava
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I used to think that because my dad stood up to pee, I could too. So one day I stood in front of the toilet, peed, and got all upset when it just dribbled everywhere. When my mom found out and, after she got done laughing, asked why I did that, I told her "Daddy stands up to pee, why can't I?" Needless to say, I learned about the differences between guys and girls at a VERY young age.

jasonchic
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