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when my sister was like 5 or 6 she was sleeping in a top bunk bed and when she was watching a depends comercial she said that she needed those so she would not have to get up out of bed.
When I was small, about 7 or so, I knew that my large intestine was a device for making poopies. So I logically deduced that my small intestine MUST be producing urine!!! :)
When we used to visit my uncles house and we wanted to go to the toilet he told us that we had to give him 5 pence to work the lights, otherwise we couldn't go.
I thought that his house always cost so much
When I asked what manure was after it was mentioned on televsion, my mum told me it was poo and was used to make pastry. For years after, I never wanted to eat any pastry as I thought it was poo!!
When i was little i was scared to use the toilet because i was afraid that a snake would come up and bite me in the ass.
when i was a young child i used to believe that feces were seeds, and if you planted them whatever you ate would grow back again. Hence, if one ate a hamburger and planted the poop after, a cow would spring up.
When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.
I used to believe that airplane bathrooms didn't have holding tanks, but rather, holes that went to nowhere, so the poor people on the ground would get accidentally "rained" on if they weren't careful (sort of like having a bird crap on you, but on a much larger scale. Later, my mom told me the truth, lol.
When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.
When I was very small, my mom taught me to say, "I have to go to the ladies room" instead of something like "I have to wee-wee" or other childish phrases. She was very proud of herself until one day when I had a bladder infection, I blurted out (in public of course), "Mom! MY LADIES ROOM BURNS!"
I have a friend named Stacy, and she's black. When she was growing up she noticed a correlation between the color of her skin and the color of her poop- to a younger kid, it made lots of sense that the correlation extended to everyone. Hence, for years she was under the impression that black people pooped brown poop and white people pooped white poop.
I used to think pee was stored in the belly. How retarded.
i once read a story about peeing in the sink. well i misunderstood and belive i ( a girl) was supposed to pee in the sink. well i was only 6 and very short. some how i climbed up on the sink and put my ass on the fosit and started to pee. well my friend walked in on me and said what are u doing. i told her and we both peed in the sink together. the only way i learned that was wrong by walking in on my mother and saying why arent you peeing in the sink?? then i got a big long explination
when i was little i thought that poos had feelings and that it was cruel to drown them in toilet water! how silly of me!
i used to believe that your butt was a hotdog bun and your poop was a burt hotdog.
i dont know why but i believed it for quite a while.
I used to believe that tampons were things that people put up their backsides if they needed a poo
My mom always told me that if I played with fire I would pee in the bed... i am not quite sure why she said this, but apparently it has been in my family for generations and that's why I always opted out sitting by fires at night!
I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.
when i was 5 years old i used to believe that girls can pee standing up like boys. in my house we had a regular toilet and a urinal. so i needed to pee so bad so i went to the urinal to try it out. it worked out okay until my cousin caught me and said girls are supposed to sit. even to this day i pee standing up over a toilet.
when i went to the theatre, i sometimes tried to not go to the toilet for the whole performance (breaks including) because i was worried that they will make a stage announcement saying "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW! YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO GET READY!" Obviously, that's an exaggeration. The sad thing is, I still try to not go to the toilet even when i am really desperate!