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I use to think that if I don't wash my hands after taking a dump, my ass would be fried to hall with toilet paoer... and I'll end up looking like Jabba tha Hutt.

Stupid Dude
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When my mom explained to me that tampons and pads were things that women had to use because they had certain bodily functions, I thought that she meant that women wear tampons and pads because there were no bathrooms at work and if they had to go, it would be taken care of by a tampon or pad.

Bryce
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The first time I ever learned the word "diarrhea", it was in a context that didn't make the specific meaning clear. Instead I got the idea that diarrhea meant any poop. I thought I'd learned the "grown up" term for poop, and started saying "I have diarrhea" any time I needed to poop. After a while, my mother got concerned and took me to the doctor. I don't remember what, if anything, was resolved there. And it seems it must have been years later that my confusion finally got cleared up as to what exactly diarrhea is.

Carmen
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i used to think that if u weed whilst pooing it would come out faster so I always waited till i needed a wee before I had a poo.

erin
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I used to beileve that girls pooped out of their Vagina cuz when I was little and bathed with my sister her Vagina looked like a little butt.

Anon
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Until I was about eight years old I believed that girls peed from their clitoris (well, it looked that way from up here!).

Clitpeer
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When I was a little girl, my sister once told me that having to poop was caused by being naughty. So I resolved to be a good enough girl that I would quit pooping. By the fifth grade I was very sad that I just couldn't seem to manage to be good enough to quit pooping.

Natalie
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when my sister was like 5 or 6 she was sleeping in a top bunk bed and when she was watching a depends comercial she said that she needed those so she would not have to get up out of bed.

Kelli
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When I was small, about 7 or so, I knew that my large intestine was a device for making poopies. So I logically deduced that my small intestine MUST be producing urine!!! :)

sotapoika (czech republic)
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When we used to visit my uncles house and we wanted to go to the toilet he told us that we had to give him 5 pence to work the lights, otherwise we couldn't go.
I thought that his house always cost so much

n
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When I asked what manure was after it was mentioned on televsion, my mum told me it was poo and was used to make pastry. For years after, I never wanted to eat any pastry as I thought it was poo!!

Anon
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When i was little i was scared to use the toilet because i was afraid that a snake would come up and bite me in the ass.

Captain
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when i was a young child i used to believe that feces were seeds, and if you planted them whatever you ate would grow back again. Hence, if one ate a hamburger and planted the poop after, a cow would spring up.

lorain loufer
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When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.

Emily
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I used to believe that airplane bathrooms didn't have holding tanks, but rather, holes that went to nowhere, so the poor people on the ground would get accidentally "rained" on if they weren't careful (sort of like having a bird crap on you, but on a much larger scale. Later, my mom told me the truth, lol.

Anon
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When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.

Lacey
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When I was very small, my mom taught me to say, "I have to go to the ladies room" instead of something like "I have to wee-wee" or other childish phrases. She was very proud of herself until one day when I had a bladder infection, I blurted out (in public of course), "Mom! MY LADIES ROOM BURNS!"

Anon
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I have a friend named Stacy, and she's black. When she was growing up she noticed a correlation between the color of her skin and the color of her poop- to a younger kid, it made lots of sense that the correlation extended to everyone. Hence, for years she was under the impression that black people pooped brown poop and white people pooped white poop.

Adam C.
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I used to think pee was stored in the belly. How retarded.

The Riverdog
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i once read a story about peeing in the sink. well i misunderstood and belive i ( a girl) was supposed to pee in the sink. well i was only 6 and very short. some how i climbed up on the sink and put my ass on the fosit and started to pee. well my friend walked in on me and said what are u doing. i told her and we both peed in the sink together. the only way i learned that was wrong by walking in on my mother and saying why arent you peeing in the sink?? then i got a big long explination

still a sink pee person
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