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I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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i once read a story about peeing in the sink. well i misunderstood and belive i ( a girl) was supposed to pee in the sink. well i was only 6 and very short. some how i climbed up on the sink and put my ass on the fosit and started to pee. well my friend walked in on me and said what are u doing. i told her and we both peed in the sink together. the only way i learned that was wrong by walking in on my mother and saying why arent you peeing in the sink?? then i got a big long explination
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when i was little i thought that poos had feelings and that it was cruel to drown them in toilet water! how silly of me!
i used to believe that your butt was a hotdog bun and your poop was a burt hotdog.
i dont know why but i believed it for quite a while.
I used to believe that tampons were things that people put up their backsides if they needed a poo
My mom always told me that if I played with fire I would pee in the bed... i am not quite sure why she said this, but apparently it has been in my family for generations and that's why I always opted out sitting by fires at night!
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I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.
when i was 5 years old i used to believe that girls can pee standing up like boys. in my house we had a regular toilet and a urinal. so i needed to pee so bad so i went to the urinal to try it out. it worked out okay until my cousin caught me and said girls are supposed to sit. even to this day i pee standing up over a toilet.
when i went to the theatre, i sometimes tried to not go to the toilet for the whole performance (breaks including) because i was worried that they will make a stage announcement saying "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW! YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO GET READY!" Obviously, that's an exaggeration. The sad thing is, I still try to not go to the toilet even when i am really desperate!
When I was very small, about 4 or 5 years old, I believed that there was a cork inside your wee hole that kept the wee from coming out until you were full. I used to check the toilet looking for the little bitty cork.
I used to believe that there was a urinal fairy (that urinal cake). You had to feed him, or he would find you and bite your penis off. Ouch!
when i was little and i was in the tub .. i would sudenly see this brown thing (i had no clue wut it was) so i would start siging "little brown sharkie, swimming in the tub, swimming in the tub" even sometime si would play with it (i thought it was a shark)my mom would laugh and never tell me what it was .. i was grossed out when i reallly found out it was
I used to believe that ladies peed out of their rear. This was because they always sat down to pee, and had a hole in font. I thought penises were inverted, hence, butt-peeing.
I believe that until i was 15.
i used to think that if you didn't go poo you would get fat, and that was why every time i saw an "obese" person i would yell "daddy!! they don't go poo enough!!! WHY?" i was dumb but i was cute....
i used to believe that if i went to the bathroom when i was with my friends playing, thta they would all do something super fun and special just because i was gone, so i wouldnt go to the bathroom until i absolutly had to, which sometimes resulted in me wetting myself!!
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I used to think that boys had to sqeeze their wees to pee.
When I was in the third grade, the most popular girl in the class, who was also the teacher's pet, rarely spoke to me. On the exceptional occasions when she did, I must have considered it a supreme honor and clung tightly to every word. One time she told me that girls poop out of a hole in their sides rather than out their behinds. I naturally believed that for a long time. I think I felt gratified to learn that such an icon as she apparently had to poop at all. Since I never saw inside a girls' bathroom, I never figured out how their toilets would be designed to accomidate that manner of pooping.
When I was potty training, I used to be scared to make number 2. Well, once I got tired, and got up, and walked around the bathroom, and a..thing(you know what it is) fell on the floor. I was terrified! I got as far away as I could, hid in a corner, and started screaming like my life depended on it, as if the thing was gonna kill me. I think that was the first time I saw poop. Sorry for such a disgusting, yet true, story.
i used 2 believe that when u pooed it came out of your nose,so i'd alwayz lyke put me nose dwn da toilet!
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When I was little I thought girls could also stand up and pee so one day I tried it and got pee all over my bathroom, it was terrible to clean up
I used to believe that girls never pooped that only boys did and girls peed to get rid of there "wastes"