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When I was very small, about 4 or 5 years old, I believed that there was a cork inside your wee hole that kept the wee from coming out until you were full. I used to check the toilet looking for the little bitty cork.
I used to believe that there was a urinal fairy (that urinal cake). You had to feed him, or he would find you and bite your penis off. Ouch!
when i was little and i was in the tub .. i would sudenly see this brown thing (i had no clue wut it was) so i would start siging "little brown sharkie, swimming in the tub, swimming in the tub" even sometime si would play with it (i thought it was a shark)my mom would laugh and never tell me what it was .. i was grossed out when i reallly found out it was
I used to believe that ladies peed out of their rear. This was because they always sat down to pee, and had a hole in font. I thought penises were inverted, hence, butt-peeing.
I believe that until i was 15.
i used to think that if you didn't go poo you would get fat, and that was why every time i saw an "obese" person i would yell "daddy!! they don't go poo enough!!! WHY?" i was dumb but i was cute....
i used to believe that if i went to the bathroom when i was with my friends playing, thta they would all do something super fun and special just because i was gone, so i wouldnt go to the bathroom until i absolutly had to, which sometimes resulted in me wetting myself!!
I used to think that boys had to sqeeze their wees to pee.
When I was in the third grade, the most popular girl in the class, who was also the teacher's pet, rarely spoke to me. On the exceptional occasions when she did, I must have considered it a supreme honor and clung tightly to every word. One time she told me that girls poop out of a hole in their sides rather than out their behinds. I naturally believed that for a long time. I think I felt gratified to learn that such an icon as she apparently had to poop at all. Since I never saw inside a girls' bathroom, I never figured out how their toilets would be designed to accomidate that manner of pooping.
When I was potty training, I used to be scared to make number 2. Well, once I got tired, and got up, and walked around the bathroom, and a..thing(you know what it is) fell on the floor. I was terrified! I got as far away as I could, hid in a corner, and started screaming like my life depended on it, as if the thing was gonna kill me. I think that was the first time I saw poop. Sorry for such a disgusting, yet true, story.
i used 2 believe that when u pooed it came out of your nose,so i'd alwayz lyke put me nose dwn da toilet!
When I was little I thought girls could also stand up and pee so one day I tried it and got pee all over my bathroom, it was terrible to clean up
I used to believe that girls never pooped that only boys did and girls peed to get rid of there "wastes"
Back as a little Boy my parents laid me
down for a Nap. I found it to be a very
"Boring thing to do. Instead I Found that I had "Brown Finger Paints to
put on the walls, the Bed, Me
I do not know why my parents did not
like my art expression
When my sister was little (maybe three or four) she accidentily walked in on our father in the bathroom. Later that day she annouced to my mother and I that, "Daddy pees out of his finger!"
I thought that your turds were little people.
When I was four my grandmother took care of my brother and I for a few days. She caught me peeing outside and warned me that if I did it again a bird might mistake my penis for a worm, seize it, and carry it away to her nest. To this day I look out when I take a leak outside.
I used to think that my poop was brown because I ate a lot of brown foods, and that my pee was yellow because i drank lots of yellow liquids. So one day I ate some blueberries, expecting my poop to be blue. Instead, it was brown! I just couldn't figure out what was wrong with me!
I used to think that the penis got its name because you pee out of it, so I thought that by that same token your but should be called your poonis, because you poo out of it. This is a highly common childhood belief.
I used to believe that women peed out of their butt holes, since they don't have penises. I was kind of close.
i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies