weeing and pooing

when i was little i thought that poos had feelings and that it was cruel to drown them in toilet water! how silly of me!

rachael webster, uk

i used to believe that your butt was a hotdog bun and your poop was a burt hotdog.

i dont know why but i believed it for quite a while.

Anon

I used to believe that tampons were things that people put up their backsides if they needed a poo

Chris

My mom always told me that if I played with fire I would pee in the bed... i am not quite sure why she said this, but apparently it has been in my family for generations and that's why I always opted out sitting by fires at night!

Lauren

I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.

Butters.

when i went to the theatre, i sometimes tried to not go to the toilet for the whole performance (breaks including) because i was worried that they will make a stage announcement saying "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW! YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO GET READY!" Obviously, that's an exaggeration. The sad thing is, I still try to not go to the toilet even when i am really desperate!

scared of tooilets

When I was very small, about 4 or 5 years old, I believed that there was a cork inside your wee hole that kept the wee from coming out until you were full. I used to check the toilet looking for the little bitty cork.

Anon

I used to believe that there was a urinal fairy (that urinal cake). You had to feed him, or he would find you and bite your penis off. Ouch!

I A N FROM DUBOIS

when i was little and i was in the tub .. i would sudenly see this brown thing (i had no clue wut it was) so i would start siging "little brown sharkie, swimming in the tub, swimming in the tub" even sometime si would play with it (i thought it was a shark)my mom would laugh and never tell me what it was .. i was grossed out when i reallly found out it was

Anon

I used to believe that ladies peed out of their rear. This was because they always sat down to pee, and had a hole in font. I thought penises were inverted, hence, butt-peeing.

I believe that until i was 15.

IthacaB

i used to think that if you didn't go poo you would get fat, and that was why every time i saw an "obese" person i would yell "daddy!! they don't go poo enough!!! WHY?" i was dumb but i was cute....

coconut

i used to believe that if i went to the bathroom when i was with my friends playing, thta they would all do something super fun and special just because i was gone, so i wouldnt go to the bathroom until i absolutly had to, which sometimes resulted in me wetting myself!!

GiNA

I used to think that boys had to sqeeze their wees to pee.

m.l.

i used 2 believe that when u pooed it came out of your nose,so i'd alwayz lyke put me nose dwn da toilet!

The Poopmaster

When I was little I thought girls could also stand up and pee so one day I tried it and got pee all over my bathroom, it was terrible to clean up

tammy

I used to believe that girls never pooped that only boys did and girls peed to get rid of there "wastes"

Pooh

Back as a little Boy my parents laid me
down for a Nap. I found it to be a very
"Boring thing to do. Instead I Found that I had "Brown Finger Paints to
put on the walls, the Bed, Me
..
I do not know why my parents did not
like my art expression

Marty B