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When my sister was little (maybe three or four) she accidentily walked in on our father in the bathroom. Later that day she annouced to my mother and I that, "Daddy pees out of his finger!"
Claudia's Sister
I thought that your turds were little people.
Cool Girl
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When I was four my grandmother took care of my brother and I for a few days. She caught me peeing outside and warned me that if I did it again a bird might mistake my penis for a worm, seize it, and carry it away to her nest. To this day I look out when I take a leak outside.
I used to think that my poop was brown because I ate a lot of brown foods, and that my pee was yellow because i drank lots of yellow liquids. So one day I ate some blueberries, expecting my poop to be blue. Instead, it was brown! I just couldn't figure out what was wrong with me!
Alli
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I used to think that the penis got its name because you pee out of it, so I thought that by that same token your but should be called your poonis, because you poo out of it. This is a highly common childhood belief.
Joey Schwartzman
I used to believe that women peed out of their butt holes, since they don't have penises. I was kind of close.
Joey Schwartzman
i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies
Helen W
When i was little i thought that when u pooped there was little people inside that would cut the poop and it would fall into the toilet. And one day my poop got stuck in my bottom so i thought they were on a break so my mom had to pull it out instead. I still believe that and im 11.
Avalon M.I. Cole
When I was about 7 I thought that boys could not wee if they sat down and that is why they stood up!
Sherry
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When I was little I walked into the bathroom after my grandpa took a dump without flushing the toilet. In the toilet was something that resembled a white turd (it must have been crumpled toilet paper but hey, I was young). From that time on I thought that old peoples poo was white in much the same way their hair was white.
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I was told that God watches us all the time. So everytime I went to the bathroom, I folded my hands and said: “Dear God, I need to pee/poo. Could you please look away?”
And when I was done, I did the same, this time saying: “Dear God, I'm done. You can look again.”
A child's thoughts are filled with innocence, not stupidity, although some people seem to think this.
someone
When i was younger and going for a "number 2" i used to think that i was having a baby and it would be in the toilet and i'd have to get it out.
Then i realised that certain things had to happen before a baby could be born...
Kerry
I used to beleive that if i didnt poop at least 3 times a day i would die.AHAHHAi am serious!
Brandonizzle the blizzled blip blops QUINTANA
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When I was little my grandma always stressed the importance of a routine to me. So every night for about two years at exactly two a.m. I would leave my bedroom and go into the livingroom, I would turn on the porch light and go outside. I would stand on the porch until the were no cars on the street the I would skip down the sidewalk to the other side of our house. We had this flower garden with several rosebushes in the back of it. I would walk in between two rosebushes and pee. I would almost always scrape myself on the thorns. After I finished peeing I would skip back down the sidewalk and back to bed.
My mom always wondered where I got the scrapes because I never got them during the day and they would always be there in the morning. I told her I didnt know where them came from.
After a couple of years of my routine my mom had fallen asleep on the couch, my dad didnt want to wake her so he turned off all the lights and the tv and let her sleep. While I was busy at my routine I had opened the door to go outside at 2 in the morning I was only 8. I had woken my mother and she screamed, "What are you doing?" I had replied that I was only doing what grandma had told me to do and I would like to finish my routine if that wasn't a problem with her. (I was mouthy)She told me to go to bed. I was so mad at her for not letting me finish my routine I didn't talk to her for a week. To this day she still doesn't know where all the cuts came from and what I was doing at two in the morning. Shortly after she caught me she had an alarm installed that went off when the door was opened, she made sure I never completed my routine again.
KS
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One day I saw a man peeing on tv, until then I always thought they sat down like us girls did. After I saw that I thought I did it wrong so I stood over the toilet and peed. I did this until years later and I was at my friends house and we were both in the bathroom and she peed the way I use to. I was so confused about which was the right way that I cried until her older brother explained it to me. Then, I went back to the old way.
H.A.P
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When i was 8 years old i used to think babies got pooped out in the toilet ... i didnt want to be a mum when i was 8 so i held in my poop for 2 weeks. Mum made me take laxatives, and when i did poop they were SO HUGE! i flushed the poop down the toilet straight away incase a baby hatched from the poop.
nikne
When I was little I was scared of poop so my mom told me they were fish So every time we'd go somewere and I had to poo I'd scream FISHIES are trying to come out!!!!!
Scared of poop
One time I went to the doctor to get a shot, and the shot was in my butt. Of course I kicked and screamed for quite awhile, and he put a little round band-aid on it. The worst part, though, was that I couldn't poop until the band-aid came off because I thought that if I did it would come out the other "hole" in my butt. I was pretty excited and relieved when it was finally 'healed.'
jordan
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I used to believe that Pinochio was really PEEnochio, and whenever you told a lie you would pee your pants-i was so scared to pee my pants in public i never lied!
sara
i used to beleive that whe you used to poo and flush them they would end up going to a town in the sewers. I used to think that they could all sing and dance this beleif came from south park mr hanky the christmas poo
Sandeep Kaur of West Drayton Sipson Road
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