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Up until the age of seven, my friend believed that she was the only person who went to the toilet and that there was a toilet wherever she was, in case she needed to go.

Anon
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When I was about 4, I accidentally walked in on my brother, who was peeing. I noticed he was standing up, and later that day, I decided that if HE could stand up while peeing, why can't I? I tried it, and I ended up making a mess.

Ai
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I USE TO THINK PEE WAS LEFTOVER BROTH FROM SOUP THAT SMELT WEIRD!!

azhip
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When I was about to turn 2, my mom was wanting me to stop needing diapers. She told me that once I was 2, the manager at Randall's (our grocery store) wouldn't let her buy diapers anymore. I bought the whole thing.

FrEaKpRiNcEsSjEn
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I used to believe that little men lived in your butt and would take the food that you ate and paint it brown and glue it to other foods. Then they would put the poop on little skateboards and skate it out of your butt. It was a very complicated process!

Little Men and Skateboard Butt
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i used to belive that girls can use urinals and pee like guys. all they had to do was make their little "hole" in the vagina be directly straight up. i tried it once but it made a mess. One day i found a website that teaches girls to pee like guys standing up at a urinal hands free, without pulling their pants down.

Girls Can Pee Standing Up Too!
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i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would die

Anon
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I was convinced for years that I would die if I had diarrhoea. I would get diarrhoea if I tried to wee and poo at the same time because obviously the wee would dilute the poo and make it runny.

Confused from Matlock
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I used to think that in side your tummy there were little sectioned off spots where all of the food would go. I thought there was a section for greens, meat, liquids, and it all was pushed to the butt to make you pee or shit.

Krista
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I used to believe that since white people pooped brown, then black people must poop white. I believed this until I was about 8 years old.

HA
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Around the age of 5, I was just SURE that if I pooped AND peed at the same time, Id die right there on the toilet.

Michelin
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I used to think that there were people that worked in the sewers all day, all year, that, when you flushed your doo-doo, they would take, it smush it up, and use it to make new toilet paper.

Anonymous
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Once i was really afriad to wee and poo at the same time because i thought the combination would create a giant 50ft tall mutant creature that would destroy my town.well i just had to do both and i was afriad that in the sewers it would become godzilla...

anon
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top belief!

When I was very little, I used to beleive that if you held your poop in long enough, that it would turn to pee. So for a very long time I was saying "Ahhhhh, It turned into pee". No one in my family ever knew what I was talking about.

I gotta crap
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top belief!

I used to believe that girls peed out of their rear ends. Oddly enough as it seems, i believed this until i was twelve...

i can hear you laughing...

Jeffy
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i used to believe i was a boy and weed standing up but then my mom said that i was meant to sit down this is the 2nd person i have ever told in my 29 years i have lived!!!

miss.G Harrison
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I used to think that a boy kept his pee in his balls and penis. If he did not go when his balls were full,it would overflow into his penis and make it get real big. I thought that from seeing my brother wake up in the morning with a swollen penis and after he came back from the toilet it was small again.

Amy
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The first times my mom made me use a toilet to do #2 i would cry because i thought if you poo'd you would empty out.

Toilet hater
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I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.

Helen
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My dad calls diarreah the "hershey squirts" so growing up I always thought hersheys chocolate gave people the runs. Looking back, I'm lucky I didn't think diarreah WAS hersheys chocolate.

Anon
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