weeing and pooing

i used to believe that pooey diapers were supposed to go down the toilet. whenever my sister made a poo in her huggies, i would take them and flush them. even tho it's supposed to clog, i never managed to.

jessica

I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholes

Anon

i used to think that if i wiped after i pooped, my butt would fall off! i didn't wipe at all between the ages of 4 and 6!

AHHHH!! MY BUTT FELL OFF!!!

My little syster (3 years old at the time) used to believe that little boys have a little finger from which the pee comes out...

Alex

I had a friend a few years back (she has since moved away) who told me she wanted to become a vegetrian. She told me that eating meat is what causes you to poop, so that vegetarians don't poop. She said she was looking forward to someday becoming a vegetarian so she wouldn't poop. I decided I wanted to do the same. I tried to quit eating meat but my mother got concerned and persisted in asking me why I was not eating my meat unless she pushed me to. Finally I told her I was trying to become a vegetarian so I would quit pooping. She laughed real loud like it was hilarious and called me a foolish little girl. She told me that there was nothing to what my friend said. Since then, I guess I'm sort of getting used to pooping as an okay thing to do.

Hilary

When I was around 8 my older sister told me that if you force crappin too much you would crap out your intestines.. I would always pray to God on the toilet..

Uncool

My brother used to believe that he had a man in his butt named Harold. When nature called, Harold would spring to action, and re-do his "living room" by pushing out the old furniture. My brother is now in his late 20's and this still makes for interesting conversation....or so the family thinks...

hardcorr

i used to believe that you pooped and peeed out of the same whole. so i used to think when you had a hard poop to get out, you should start peeing and the pee would escape through the edges of the poo which would create a grease. then it would be easier to poo.

Stacy

Until I was about 7 or so, I used to believe that there was a cork in your pee hole that held all the pee in until you needed to use the bathroom. I'm a girl and so I could never witness this event, and spent countless hours loking for the tiny cork in the toilet after I went to the bathroom.

Angela

When I was about 4, I accidentally walked in on my brother, who was peeing. I noticed he was standing up, and later that day, I decided that if HE could stand up while peeing, why can't I? I tried it, and I ended up making a mess.

Ai

I USE TO THINK PEE WAS LEFTOVER BROTH FROM SOUP THAT SMELT WEIRD!!

azhip

When I was about to turn 2, my mom was wanting me to stop needing diapers. She told me that once I was 2, the manager at Randall's (our grocery store) wouldn't let her buy diapers anymore. I bought the whole thing.

FrEaKpRiNcEsSjEn

i used to belive that girls can use urinals and pee like guys. all they had to do was make their little "hole" in the vagina be directly straight up. i tried it once but it made a mess. One day i found a website that teaches girls to pee like guys standing up at a urinal hands free, without pulling their pants down.

Girls Can Pee Standing Up Too!

i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would die

Anon

I was convinced for years that I would die if I had diarrhoea. I would get diarrhoea if I tried to wee and poo at the same time because obviously the wee would dilute the poo and make it runny.

Confused from Matlock

I used to think that in side your tummy there were little sectioned off spots where all of the food would go. I thought there was a section for greens, meat, liquids, and it all was pushed to the butt to make you pee or shit.

Krista

I used to believe that since white people pooped brown, then black people must poop white. I believed this until I was about 8 years old.

HA