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I used to think my poo-poo was play-doh, and my Mum used to go mad at me when I would bring the models I had made for her.

Matthew Isham
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I used to think pee was in your testicles.

R.G.
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I used to think that little people in my penis had crayons and colored my pee yellow.

Ryan
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i used to think that poop was like little chicken nuggets that would sit and wait and then parachute out of you butt.

Michelle S.
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When I was very little, my mother would give my brother a bath and then give me a bath. I saw his penis and asked what it was. All i remembered was that it's the part he pees with. A couple years later, with a little sister, I tell my mother "Mommy! Did you know that the part i pee with is just like a little penis?" She agreed with me. Thanks, nurse mom.

britishbroccoli
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Since women have to sit on the toilet to urinate, I assumed that feces and urine came out of the same hole.

MD Caruso
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I thought that if you went to the bathroom while it was raining, you would have diarrhea.

Mer
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When I was probably 6 my older sister told me that if I didnt pee every 5 hours then my bladder would explode. I went around telling all of my friends to go pee every 5 hours. I wasn't too good at math then so I would go to the bathroom every time that i felt I had any in my bladder

~Anonymous~
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i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my butt

Anon
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Since boys stand up to pee and girls sit down to pee, I always thought that girls pee'd from their butts. It was sixth grade when I got into a dispute with a girl in class and I yelled out, "At least I don't piss through my ass!" ... What a zinger!

Johnny
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one time i feared poop. my friend told me it was a brownie so i could eat it, but i didnt believe him. i was then scared until my mom told me it was just lots of bacteria.

ugualla
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I believed that my pee was apple juice and I got that from my brothers.So I was thursty and I peed in a cup and drank it and my mom found out and grounded me and my brothers for 1 month.

Tyrone Starr
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When I was little I used to believe that there were ants living in my scrotum sac, and every time i urinated they would squeeze the urine out of my testicles.

Steve
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When my friend and I were little we made up this system for whenever you had to use the toilet. Obviously number 1 was pee, and number 2 was poop. Well we went on to add that number 3 was both pee and poop and number 4 was diarrhea

Anon
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I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.

Stupid girl
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when i was young i believed that when i took a poo that i was only pooping the candy bar that i ate a couple hours ago, i believed this for a very long time untill one day when my mum caught me trying to eat my own poo and she told me what it really was

brett zackery roberts
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Im from Tennessee and i grew up around a bunch of rednecks so i thought that southern people were the only ones who went #2 cause northern people were to classy. This also included cheerleaders and the President.

S.C
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i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.

Sky
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Until the age of 10, I was terrified of peeing out my intestines.

darya
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i used to think that girls pooed out of their vagina

Richo
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