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My dad calls diarreah the "hershey squirts" so growing up I always thought hersheys chocolate gave people the runs. Looking back, I'm lucky I didn't think diarreah WAS hersheys chocolate.
I used to think my poo-poo was play-doh, and my Mum used to go mad at me when I would bring the models I had made for her.
I used to think pee was in your testicles.
I used to think that little people in my penis had crayons and colored my pee yellow.
i used to think that poop was like little chicken nuggets that would sit and wait and then parachute out of you butt.
When I was very little, my mother would give my brother a bath and then give me a bath. I saw his penis and asked what it was. All i remembered was that it's the part he pees with. A couple years later, with a little sister, I tell my mother "Mommy! Did you know that the part i pee with is just like a little penis?" She agreed with me. Thanks, nurse mom.
Since women have to sit on the toilet to urinate, I assumed that feces and urine came out of the same hole.
I thought that if you went to the bathroom while it was raining, you would have diarrhea.
When I was probably 6 my older sister told me that if I didnt pee every 5 hours then my bladder would explode. I went around telling all of my friends to go pee every 5 hours. I wasn't too good at math then so I would go to the bathroom every time that i felt I had any in my bladder
i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my butt
Since boys stand up to pee and girls sit down to pee, I always thought that girls pee'd from their butts. It was sixth grade when I got into a dispute with a girl in class and I yelled out, "At least I don't piss through my ass!" ... What a zinger!
one time i feared poop. my friend told me it was a brownie so i could eat it, but i didnt believe him. i was then scared until my mom told me it was just lots of bacteria.
I believed that my pee was apple juice and I got that from my brothers.So I was thursty and I peed in a cup and drank it and my mom found out and grounded me and my brothers for 1 month.
When I was little I used to believe that there were ants living in my scrotum sac, and every time i urinated they would squeeze the urine out of my testicles.
When my friend and I were little we made up this system for whenever you had to use the toilet. Obviously number 1 was pee, and number 2 was poop. Well we went on to add that number 3 was both pee and poop and number 4 was diarrhea
I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.
when i was young i believed that when i took a poo that i was only pooping the candy bar that i ate a couple hours ago, i believed this for a very long time untill one day when my mum caught me trying to eat my own poo and she told me what it really was
Im from Tennessee and i grew up around a bunch of rednecks so i thought that southern people were the only ones who went #2 cause northern people were to classy. This also included cheerleaders and the President.
i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.
Until the age of 10, I was terrified of peeing out my intestines.