body functions: weeing and pooing

I used to believe that since white people pooped brown, then black people must poop white. I believed this until I was about 8 years old.

I used to think that there were people that worked in the sewers all day, all year, that, when you flushed your doo-doo, they would take, it smush it up, and use it to make new toilet paper.

Once i was really afriad to wee and poo at the same time because i thought the combination would create a giant 50ft tall mutant creature that would destroy my town.well i just had to do both and i was afriad that in the sewers it would become godzilla...

When I was very little, I used to beleive that if you held your poop in long enough, that it would turn to pee. So for a very long time I was saying "Ahhhhh, It turned into pee". No one in my family ever knew what I was talking about.

i used to believe i was a boy and weed standing up but then my mom said that i was meant to sit down this is the 2nd person i have ever told in my 29 years i have lived!!!

I used to think that a boy kept his pee in his balls and penis. If he did not go when his balls were full,it would overflow into his penis and make it get real big. I thought that from seeing my brother wake up in the morning with a swollen penis and after he came back from the toilet it was small again.

The first times my mom made me use a toilet to do #2 i would cry because i thought if you poo'd you would empty out.

I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.

My dad calls diarreah the "hershey squirts" so growing up I always thought hersheys chocolate gave people the runs. Looking back, I'm lucky I didn't think diarreah WAS hersheys chocolate.

I used to think pee was in your testicles.

i used to think that poop was like little chicken nuggets that would sit and wait and then parachute out of you butt.

When I was very little, my mother would give my brother a bath and then give me a bath. I saw his penis and asked what it was. All i remembered was that it's the part he pees with. A couple years later, with a little sister, I tell my mother "Mommy! Did you know that the part i pee with is just like a little penis?" She agreed with me. Thanks, nurse mom.

Since women have to sit on the toilet to urinate, I assumed that feces and urine came out of the same hole.

I thought that if you went to the bathroom while it was raining, you would have diarrhea.

When I was probably 6 my older sister told me that if I didnt pee every 5 hours then my bladder would explode. I went around telling all of my friends to go pee every 5 hours. I wasn't too good at math then so I would go to the bathroom every time that i felt I had any in my bladder

i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my butt