body functions: weeing and pooing

Since boys stand up to pee and girls sit down to pee, I always thought that girls pee'd from their butts. It was sixth grade when I got into a dispute with a girl in class and I yelled out, "At least I don't piss through my ass!" ... What a zinger!

one time i feared poop. my friend told me it was a brownie so i could eat it, but i didnt believe him. i was then scared until my mom told me it was just lots of bacteria.

I believed that my pee was apple juice and I got that from my brothers.So I was thursty and I peed in a cup and drank it and my mom found out and grounded me and my brothers for 1 month.

When my friend and I were little we made up this system for whenever you had to use the toilet. Obviously number 1 was pee, and number 2 was poop. Well we went on to add that number 3 was both pee and poop and number 4 was diarrhea

when i was young i believed that when i took a poo that i was only pooping the candy bar that i ate a couple hours ago, i believed this for a very long time untill one day when my mum caught me trying to eat my own poo and she told me what it really was

Im from Tennessee and i grew up around a bunch of rednecks so i thought that southern people were the only ones who went #2 cause northern people were to classy. This also included cheerleaders and the President.

i used to think that girls pooed out of their vagina

When I was a nappie-wearing baby, I had a tendency to sit on my bum after pooing, causing the excrement to get plastered all over my bum. My mother, unfazed by the overwhelming disgustingness of having to change me, just called my poohs "pancakes". This caused me to believe that "pancake" was the correct term for poo. Imagine my surprise when I learned that my best friend's mother was making pancakes in the kitchen. I sort of lost my appetite.

when i was little i told my brother about the brown things that came out of my bum in the toilet and he told me i was abnormal! since then i always thought i was abmormal until we talked about it in school, i was so relieved i thought i was the only one who pooed and that the toilets were only designed for wee and i would break them and everyone would find out that i did poo's!!

I used to beleive that the word POOPIE ment that you had to go POOH and PEE at the same time.

my little sister used to believe that boys didnt poop, since they peed standing up, how did they poop? it didnt occur to her till she was older that boys can sit too!!

I used to believe that african americans poo was brown, caucasian poo was white, asian poo was yellow and anyone who was biracial had the color combination of BOTH races (like a swirl).

When I was young my dad told me that when you went to the bathroom it went to the lagoon. For some unknown reason I thought that the bakers and everyone who made food would take the watse and make new food out of it and if you didn't goto the bathroom in a toilet you'd be littering. I would alwyas get mad at my dad when we'd go camping and he'd go in the bushes. I was a very messed up kid.

When i was little after i saw Willie WOnka and the Chocolate Factory i thought that there were little orange men in me. They would control when i went to the bathroom.

i used to think that if u swallowed gum your poo would become sticky like chewing gum and that fish use to eat it from the drains

For some odd reason, I used to believe that all of the fluids that you drink go into the bladder, where there is a little man painting the fluid yellow as it passes.