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When I was a nappie-wearing baby, I had a tendency to sit on my bum after pooing, causing the excrement to get plastered all over my bum. My mother, unfazed by the overwhelming disgustingness of having to change me, just called my poohs "pancakes". This caused me to believe that "pancake" was the correct term for poo. Imagine my surprise when I learned that my best friend's mother was making pancakes in the kitchen. I sort of lost my appetite.
when i was little i told my brother about the brown things that came out of my bum in the toilet and he told me i was abnormal! since then i always thought i was abmormal until we talked about it in school, i was so relieved i thought i was the only one who pooed and that the toilets were only designed for wee and i would break them and everyone would find out that i did poo's!!
I used to beleive that the word POOPIE ment that you had to go POOH and PEE at the same time.
my little sister used to believe that boys didnt poop, since they peed standing up, how did they poop? it didnt occur to her till she was older that boys can sit too!!
I used to believe that african americans poo was brown, caucasian poo was white, asian poo was yellow and anyone who was biracial had the color combination of BOTH races (like a swirl).
When I was young my dad told me that when you went to the bathroom it went to the lagoon. For some unknown reason I thought that the bakers and everyone who made food would take the watse and make new food out of it and if you didn't goto the bathroom in a toilet you'd be littering. I would alwyas get mad at my dad when we'd go camping and he'd go in the bushes. I was a very messed up kid.
When i was little after i saw Willie WOnka and the Chocolate Factory i thought that there were little orange men in me. They would control when i went to the bathroom.
i used to think that if u swallowed gum your poo would become sticky like chewing gum and that fish use to eat it from the drains
For some odd reason, I used to believe that all of the fluids that you drink go into the bladder, where there is a little man painting the fluid yellow as it passes.
my mum used to tell me the queen didn't do ANYTHING for herself.....for a very long time i believed she had her ladies in waiting wipe her bum for her...this was after i stopped believing the queen was so nice that she wouldn't do 'dirty' things like go to the toilet how could she she was royal
When I was younger I was convinced that girls peed from their backside, purely from the reason that they had to sit down to do it.
When I was about 5, I walked into the barn and caught my grandma squatting to pee. From the angle, it looked like it was coming from her butt. For years after that, I thought that girls peed out their butts. My sister had a doll that was supposed to "wet". This doll had a tiny hole above it's left buttock for that purpose. So, I believed that all girls had a hole above their left buttock for peeing.
When I was younger, I swallowed a button by accident and my mum told me that it would come out when I went to the toilet. Every time I went to the toilet, I looked to see if it was there!
One of my friends (Not me, honest!) used to believe that girls pissed out their arseholes, hence the reason why they sat down to pee. He believed this up until Year 8 when the whole class corrected him.
when i was little i belived that a garbage dump is were all the poo and pee went to feed the birds
When I was little, I got the concept of potty training FAST.
But nobody told me to go in the crapper.
So, I figured you were supposed to pee in the vents. The vents on the walls were for big boys who knew all the way how to go potty.
It started with my own vents.
Then it cropped up in other people's houses.
'Twas quite a romp, 'til it ended with my parents, an office complex, and an angry old man.
When I was a little girl, a friend told me that how "embarrasing" it is to go to the bathroom depends on one's hair color. She said that for blondes, pooping is more embarrasing than peeing, whereas for brunettes, peeing is the more embarrasing of the two. The reason? she told me that going to the bathroom is most embarrasing when you do something that doesn't match your hair! For years, I assiduously believed that as if rules of embarrassment were carved in stone. So as a blond, I was particularly secretive about my pooping. I'd almost faint in shame if my pooping was noisy and I thought anyone might have heard it, of if anyone came in afterwards and I thought they might be able to smell it. It's amazing that I never thought of carring around a brunette wig with me for when I needed to poop. But on growing up, I've really rebelled against this. I decided it was silly to think any rules of embarrassment so inflexible. Now I make it a point to be unabashed about pooping wherever and whenever I need to. Like just the other day, I was at a library where the ladies' room is small and has a vent on the door that wouldn't hold in much sound. A cute guy who had smiled at me was at a table nearby. I braved it all and went on in and did my poop which turned out to be a noisy one. I'm sure the guy heard it, but I prided myself on telling myself it's no big deal!
I would observe my baby sister a whole bunch when I was young. (5). I noticed that every few hours she'd make a very intense face, and turn red. I was horrified, thinking that one day she'd turn into the devil!!
Turned out, she was just having a crap.
When i was little I used to think if I drank water while I was peeing it would go straight through me. I thought if I did thisI wouldn't have to go to the bathroom later on.
When I was about 5 years old, I would always wonder how the pooh in the toilet went through the small tubes (the water tubes that stuck out of the wall) and down the drains. So I immedietly assumed that there were little gnomes working at a rapid speed with knifes that sliced the pooh so quickly that it would safely go through the tubes.