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I thought that robots had to poop

Dr.Badguy
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As a child I used to believe we had to seperate systems for digesting liquids and solids. I mean; they go in that way and they come out that way...only logical there are to stomachs then...

Marieke
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My little brother thought that tears and pee were the same thing. He thought he cried out urine.

Anon
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I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown

Anon
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My mother convinced me for most of my childhood that if I didn't pee when I had to, I would explode...just like her "friend" Susie! Years later, she admitted she made it all up just so my sisters and I would go to the bathroom before we left the house.

Anon
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Atomatic toilets had people inside of them watching to see when you are done.

Anon
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When I was a little kid (around 5) I was very constipated... so my uncle would give me a quarter every time I pooped. When I got to kindergarten and took a poop, I would demand a quarter from my teacher

joeBags
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If you pee in a pool, the pee disappears

Anon
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When I had just started going to school I thought that if someone forgot to flush the toilet at school, the teachers would take a sample of the pee and make the older kids process it for DNA in the chemistry labs. Then they would report you to the headmaster, who in turn would report you to the (fictional) Criminal Failures in Hygiene Department. The CFHD would then ship you off to a sterile facility with other such offenders until you had perfect hygiene and manners! I was a paranoid but clean child...

K
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When I was little, I was certain that if you did not pee while you pooped, you would die

Anon
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I used to believe that my poop was actually forming a poop robot in the sewer and once completed would come for me.

Daniel
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As a child, I believed that, when I grew into a lady, I would quit having to poopoo. Now I'm almost 30 and still poopooing!

Audrey
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When I was young I used to think my testicles held the pee!

Anon
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When I was younger I was really proud of the fact that I could hold it in longer than my dad... He told me that if I didn't go, the pee or poop would go into my bloodstream and I'd die. My brother and I were horrified we believed it up until a few days ago when we told our mom. She was like "that's a lie it won't back up into your bloodstream why do you listen to your father?" Man I was so embarrassed I'm 14 he had me believing that for eight years...

Anon
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I told my brother when he was being potty-trained that if he pooped too much the poop monster would come out of the toilet and eat him from his butt up to his head. The poor kid refused to use a toilet until age five.

Anon
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As a child, I believed that I pooped brown because it was the color of my skin. So, I also thought that white people pooped white because it was the color of their skin.

SJB
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When I was little, I used to think that when a lady said she had runs in her pantyhose, it meant she had diarrhea and had an accident while wearing pantyhose.

wyrdfishes
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i used to believe that people's buttocks were plump because of the poo filled in it

Diesa
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I used to believe that urine was stored in the testicles and always wondered why they stayed the same size after peeing.

Anon
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I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.

kraine
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