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I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.
When I was about three, I was distraught to witness my same-age cousin taking a poo in his potty, and thought that he had lost a part of his anatomy. So, meaning to do well, I promptly scooped up the potty contest and ran after him, shouting "look, look take it back - it's yours!" and couldn't understand why he didn't appreciate my advances...
when i was younger i used to think that a baby's head with green smoke around it would come and give me a 10 second countdown to go to bed if i went for a crap at night! i now hate babies
I used to believe that when i pooped it would build up in the sewers and turninto a big poop monster.Everybody had their own slot where their poop went,and turned into a monster.
When I was younger, I thought that women never went for a poo.
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I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.
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My sister and I would sometimes sit back to back, butts toward the center of the toilet, believing that if we went together, we could fill the bowl to the top!
When I was in nursery school (pre-k), we would often take class walks around the neighborhood (to the park, "big" schools, etc.) Whenever there was dog poop on the sidewalk, the teachers would yell "single file! single file!" so we would stop holding hands and could clear the dog poop. For at least 2 years after that, I thought "single file" meant dog poop, and I would shout it out, like the teachers, whenever I saw some.
when i was really little and not potty trained my dad told me that the poo fairy would come if i went! so i did! i took the poo and put it in a bag and then i stuck it under my pillow...i forgot it was there and my mom found a nasty surprise when she cleaned my bed the next week!
when i was smaller i used to think that there were little men up your butt that pushed your poop out and
that when you tried to hold it in the little men pushed and pushed and when they got so tired out from pushing that they would stop and you wouldn't have to poo anymore!
When he was younger, my brother used to believe that when you ate something it went down a tube into a machine in your body. The machine would mush it up into a log, add nuts or corn, dye it brown, and spray skunk spray on it. Then it would come out of the other end of the machine. You know the rest.
When I was little I beleived that women peed out of their butts, and still did up until I was about 16.
I used to be afraid of the blue toilet cleaner. When I peed in a toilet that had the stuff in it, i freaked out because the liquid in the toilet was green! I thought the toilet had put a curse on me!
When I was quite young, I knew that boys had penises and that they would pee with them, but I couldn't understand where their pooh came from. This resulted in me asking one of my male friends how he managed to fit pooh out of his penis, it was so small. He explained 2 me that men dont always stand up to go to the toilet and they pooh the same as girls. Suddenly it all made sense...
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On perfume bottles the 'eau de toilette' label, I thought the europeans somehow made thier perfumes from some sort of urine.
When I was about 4 years old and I needed the toilet to do a no.2 and I kept it too long I got a sore stomache and I used to think I was going to have a baby. I used to walk round my house shouting "I'm pregnant" and my dad used to respond "That only happens to big people"
I was so disappointed when I eventually went to the toilet not to find a baby in the toilet!!!
when i was a kid, i used to imagine that there was a wizard-like person that lived in my body, right above the bunghole, and he pushed my crap through this portal that radiated light, and everytime i held my poo, i imagined this wizard trying to use his magic to push it back out. You know, the dung would come pushing back up through the portal and this little wizard dude in this light green cloak chanted getting the turd out.
Weird, huh?
I was always told that if one played with fire (such as poking at campfires with sticks, etc.) that one would wet the bed.
Needless to say, with a family that had at least one campout a year with a large campfire...this led to more than one kid in our family developing complexes about the matter O_o
when i went to the bathroom i would go poo and my sister once told me that if you pushed to hard your face would be sucked in and her face would come out of your butt
i used to believe that if u swallowed chewing gum u would get stuck to the toilet seat when going for a poo