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When I was little I beleived that women peed out of their butts, and still did up until I was about 16.

Anon
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I used to be afraid of the blue toilet cleaner. When I peed in a toilet that had the stuff in it, i freaked out because the liquid in the toilet was green! I thought the toilet had put a curse on me!

Dyth
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When I was quite young, I knew that boys had penises and that they would pee with them, but I couldn't understand where their pooh came from. This resulted in me asking one of my male friends how he managed to fit pooh out of his penis, it was so small. He explained 2 me that men dont always stand up to go to the toilet and they pooh the same as girls. Suddenly it all made sense...

Dippy Em
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On perfume bottles the 'eau de toilette' label, I thought the europeans somehow made thier perfumes from some sort of urine.

Anon
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When I was about 4 years old and I needed the toilet to do a no.2 and I kept it too long I got a sore stomache and I used to think I was going to have a baby. I used to walk round my house shouting "I'm pregnant" and my dad used to respond "That only happens to big people"
I was so disappointed when I eventually went to the toilet not to find a baby in the toilet!!!

Gillian Aitken
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when i was a kid, i used to imagine that there was a wizard-like person that lived in my body, right above the bunghole, and he pushed my crap through this portal that radiated light, and everytime i held my poo, i imagined this wizard trying to use his magic to push it back out. You know, the dung would come pushing back up through the portal and this little wizard dude in this light green cloak chanted getting the turd out.

Weird, huh?

calipzo avery
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I was always told that if one played with fire (such as poking at campfires with sticks, etc.) that one would wet the bed.

Needless to say, with a family that had at least one campout a year with a large campfire...this led to more than one kid in our family developing complexes about the matter O_o

Anon
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when i went to the bathroom i would go poo and my sister once told me that if you pushed to hard your face would be sucked in and her face would come out of your butt

tommy
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i used to believe that if u swallowed chewing gum u would get stuck to the toilet seat when going for a poo

candycane
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i used to think that going to the bathroom made you lose weight,but hey i was wrong

elizabeth
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i always thought that if you weed and pooed at the same time you would explode.

rudiger2
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I'm still baffled about where I picked up this habit, but when I was younger, I believed that you were supposed to sit on the toilet stark-naked (without socks even). I never knew otherwise for a long long time. In fact, it was only about half a year ago that I decided to leave my shirt on.

Depressio
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my dad used to tell me when pooing that if u pushed too hard ur guts will fall out

Anon
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when i was a little kid, once we went to this kid's house that my mom and his mom were friends with. (they went to our church.) well i had to go to the bathroom so i went in. and there was this little trash can full of toilet paper crumpled up next to the toilet. and i thought since there was a boy living there, that it must be because when boys go to the bathroom they put their toilet paper in a special can. i don't know why i thought that, but i thought that for the longest time, till i was like 10.

smika
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Every time i would go to the washroom i would have to take off my shirt as well as my pants in case something got on them...i believed everyone did this until about grade 4!

Anon
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When I was a kid I thought girls' urine was blue (I am obviously male).

Dave
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When I was 4 or so, I believed that a monster was waiting at the end of the hall (obviously, to kill me). Well, the bathroom was at the end of the hall as well. So I usually stood there, peering down the hall for a few minutes before deciding to do my business elsewhere (behind the couch, in my pants, etc). That didn't go over to well with my parents.

Kate
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I had never heard of a female taking a dump (I guess it wasn't lady-like to make it obvious in the 70's) so I thought girls didn't take craps....imagine my shock when I discovered a "floater" after my female next door neighbor forgot to flush...girls never seemed so nice since those days when I was six.

Edwin from the Bronx
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When I was small, (potty trained to about 13!) I used to believe that if I plugged my ears while urinating, no one would here. I figured that it was abnormal to make a noise while peeing, and if I didn't cover my ears, people would think I was an alien and shoot me!

Amy
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I knew a stupid kid at school when i was 8 years old that told me that baby aliens were living in your testicles and if ya pee hard enuf, they can come out and abduct you. but I was very gullible and literal and he horrified me

Anon
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