the best of weeing and pooing
I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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i used to think that going to the bathroom made you lose weight,but hey i was wrong
i always thought that if you weed and pooed at the same time you would explode.
I'm still baffled about where I picked up this habit, but when I was younger, I believed that you were supposed to sit on the toilet stark-naked (without socks even). I never knew otherwise for a long long time. In fact, it was only about half a year ago that I decided to leave my shirt on.
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my dad used to tell me when pooing that if u pushed too hard ur guts will fall out
when i was a little kid, once we went to this kid's house that my mom and his mom were friends with. (they went to our church.) well i had to go to the bathroom so i went in. and there was this little trash can full of toilet paper crumpled up next to the toilet. and i thought since there was a boy living there, that it must be because when boys go to the bathroom they put their toilet paper in a special can. i don't know why i thought that, but i thought that for the longest time, till i was like 10.
Every time i would go to the washroom i would have to take off my shirt as well as my pants in case something got on them...i believed everyone did this until about grade 4!
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When I was a kid I thought girls' urine was blue (I am obviously male).
When I was 4 or so, I believed that a monster was waiting at the end of the hall (obviously, to kill me). Well, the bathroom was at the end of the hall as well. So I usually stood there, peering down the hall for a few minutes before deciding to do my business elsewhere (behind the couch, in my pants, etc). That didn't go over to well with my parents.
I had never heard of a female taking a dump (I guess it wasn't lady-like to make it obvious in the 70's) so I thought girls didn't take craps....imagine my shock when I discovered a "floater" after my female next door neighbor forgot to flush...girls never seemed so nice since those days when I was six.
When I was small, (potty trained to about 13!) I used to believe that if I plugged my ears while urinating, no one would here. I figured that it was abnormal to make a noise while peeing, and if I didn't cover my ears, people would think I was an alien and shoot me!
I knew a stupid kid at school when i was 8 years old that told me that baby aliens were living in your testicles and if ya pee hard enuf, they can come out and abduct you. but I was very gullible and literal and he horrified me
I used to think that you weed through your bum and passed solids through your front end. I used to think, that must be really painful for boys! (I thought that their male parts were the stored poo) gross! I WAS only 2.
I used to believe that if you picked a dandelion you would wet the bed, and also that if you hung upside down while you needed the loo the wee would come out of your mouth!
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i used to belive when i was 3 years old that a planes toilet would sport out poo so i loked out the window each time i went.
I used to believe that poo was kept in the buttocks and ergo fat people must do bigger poos. Despite a medical degree, I am still having problems removing these thoughts.
When I was a kid I used to believe that I should hold my poo in. So when i was small, whenever i needed to poo I would hide behind a chair of something and throw things over.
When I was little I used to believe farts made you poop and pee makes you constepated and poop is pee when the full moon comes out and that twinkies made your stumack into a poop wall and pee ( poop) would make the wall fall and I would eat a pumpkin forcefully.
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I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days
When I was younger I was always told that if you touched dandelions and didn't wash your hands, and then you put your hands in your mouth, like when you were eating, you would wet the bed.
I used to think that there were monsters upstairs in my house, and that they would come and get me if any noise I made alerted them to my presence.
So, if after dark I had to go for a poo, I didn't really want to flush the toilet, since that was a rather loud exercise.
After several beratings from my mother on this, I eventually plucked up the courage to flush, but then I had to leg it down the stairs at super speed so that the monsters wouldn't catch me.
I never had time to turn the light off or wash my hands.
Of course, now I have the sense to lock the door and wait a few minutes for the monsters to go back to their cupboards before legging it down the stairs, four at a time.
And I also poo in the dark.
Oh the shame.