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I used to think that you weed through your bum and passed solids through your front end. I used to think, that must be really painful for boys! (I thought that their male parts were the stored poo) gross! I WAS only 2.

Natski
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I used to believe that if you picked a dandelion you would wet the bed, and also that if you hung upside down while you needed the loo the wee would come out of your mouth!

Logica
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i used to belive when i was 3 years old that a planes toilet would sport out poo so i loked out the window each time i went.

booobang
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I used to believe that poo was kept in the buttocks and ergo fat people must do bigger poos. Despite a medical degree, I am still having problems removing these thoughts.

Largactil kid
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When I was a kid I used to believe that I should hold my poo in. So when i was small, whenever i needed to poo I would hide behind a chair of something and throw things over.

Nikki
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When I was little I used to believe farts made you poop and pee makes you constepated and poop is pee when the full moon comes out and that twinkies made your stumack into a poop wall and pee ( poop) would make the wall fall and I would eat a pumpkin forcefully.

R.o.o.o.o.ol.
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I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days

Master P
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When I was younger I was always told that if you touched dandelions and didn't wash your hands, and then you put your hands in your mouth, like when you were eating, you would wet the bed.

Anon
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I used to think that there were monsters upstairs in my house, and that they would come and get me if any noise I made alerted them to my presence.
So, if after dark I had to go for a poo, I didn't really want to flush the toilet, since that was a rather loud exercise.
After several beratings from my mother on this, I eventually plucked up the courage to flush, but then I had to leg it down the stairs at super speed so that the monsters wouldn't catch me.
I never had time to turn the light off or wash my hands.
Of course, now I have the sense to lock the door and wait a few minutes for the monsters to go back to their cupboards before legging it down the stairs, four at a time.

And I also poo in the dark.

Oh the shame.

Ross
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When i was younger, i thought that since we didnt have tails, if i could get the poo to stay on, it would be my equivilent to a tail. sounds logical.

Anon
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up until i was six i beleived that people with brown eyes pood brown poo (like me) and people with blue pood blue, green etc etc.

mike hunt
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When I was in 2nd grade, an instructor saying to recycle told my class and me that poop and pee went into her office all the time. I kept trying to hold in my pee and poop from then on, because I didn't want to make the instructor's office any more of a mess than it was. I didn't find out the truth until YEARS later

Lara T.
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I used to believe (Until the age of 8) that women didn't go to the bathroom (bm or pee) and when I was about 8 I heard my mother peeing in the bathroom and ran running to my father screaming "MOM HAS A PENIS!"

Zack
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i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.

rick
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I thought that humans were hollow like a shell.
So one day I sat on the loo and drank glass after glass of water (from the sink!) until I wee weed. I told my Mum proudly about my discovery and she must have thought I was mad!!!!

Kitunae The Klot
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when I was 6 my friend's sister told us that what ever you eat will make your poop that color. We quickly ate everything we could get our tiny hands on. Bannanas, Grapes. Everytime we needed to poop we'd watch each other and examine wat it looked like. We tried relentlessly for 3 months. Gross (im 12 now)

nico daunte
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I used to believe that if you ate, say Fish and Chips for dinner and then did a poo - That if you ate that poo the next day, the next poo would come out as Fish and chips.. Never tried this theory out though..

Phil
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i used to believe the testicles stored urine and when a man peed they would get smaller, like a balloon letting out air

marie
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When I was little, my mom finally told me about what was going on 'down there' when I went to the bathroom. For the longest time, I thought that the urethra (or however you spell it :/ ) was called your Aretha, as in Aretha Franklin, the singer. I still can't keep a straight face whenever I hear that name!

Also, this is not really a belief, but, when I was around 3 years old, whenever I had to go to the bathroom, wherever I was I would pull my pants and underwear, or drawers if you're British, and THEN run to the bathroom. I have no clue whatsoever why I did this. We even have pictures which I'm sure my mom will make use of when I bring my first serious boyfriend home...

Em-bare-ass-ed one
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When I was pretty young I never knew that girls had vaginas. I always thought that they pissed out of their butt and that whenever a man and a woman would have sex they'd use her but. I also thought that I came out that way. It wasn't until later that I finally asked how a girl pees.

Spaz
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