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When I was about 4 years old, I noticed that my wee sometimes came out different colours: clear and yellow. Since I knew that I drink three types of drink (Orange, Lemon and Blackcurrant squash), it made sense that clear was Lemon and yellow was Orange... the trouble is, I was completely miffed as to where the pints of blackcurrant I drank disappeared to. Did they come out the other end? Did they get held inside... and if they did, what then? Would I explode or overflow. It was all quite harrowing for a confused little 4 year old.
One x-mass eve my brother and I were taking a bath together.This time he had crapped in the tub. Due to all of the bubbles It took some time for me to notice. Until it brushed me on my leg. I let out an awful scream and began crying hysterically. My mom and her friends rushed in to see what all the ruckus was. To make things better she dumped out her egg nog and retrieved "the log" with her Santa Claus mug.(the kind that is a molded 3-d
head shot of Santa).All of us have seen them........
Due to this my brother and I used to think all Santa mugs were "log retrievers" And would declair so openly at a strangers house who to had santa mugs.
Well, due to the immense joy that the incident brought to my brother, he made it a regular habit. To make me feel better she allowed the Santa mug to sit by the tub for almost a year as my "heroic retriever".
When my mother died I inherited the entire set of Santa mugs. We cannot figure out which one was my "hero". If I ever serve you egg nog in a Santa mug, it means a really do not like you! :)
~Robert Sean Gibson
When we were very young, my brother and I were caught on multiple occasions sitting on the toilet together, Butt to Butt looking in opposite directions. When asked what we were doing, we exclaimed that we were trying to make our "doo doo's" meet into one "fat doo doo that would kill the smurfs". Do not ask as I have no idea....
~Robert Sean Gibson
When i waz a little girl, i believed little men in cooking outfits and little swirly
black moustashes made my food into pee. They all stood in a long line with
a conveir belt, and the food would come down, and they in turn turned little peices
of food into pee. The last little man on the end waz a bad guy, and turned the
pee into the poop. I believed this until i learned about the digestion system in
the 5th grade.
when i was about 3, i accidentally walked in on my dad while he was peeing. i dont know why, but seeing this led me to belive that men had little elves in their stomachs (i thought pee came from there) and when they peed, it meant the elves were watering their plants
Me and my friends used to think that if you sat in a place where a man had peed, you would turn into a homosexual.
After a long car trip when I was about six, my older sister and I both had to pee quite badly and raced to our bathroom. She told me that if I peed before her the water would turn to acid and burn her, so she had to go first. I believed her and let her go while I danced around in front of the door. It didn't occur to me until a few days later that pee was pee, no matter whose it was.
I used to think constipation was the same thing as a stomach ache, and I remember sitting in the cafeteria in third grade telling my friends I was constipated. I have no clue where I ever got that idea...
When I was 14 I had my appendix removed, I remember the doctor coming up to my bed and asking me if I have any pain when I passed water, immediately my mind flashed up the image of me passing a sink with the taps running, I thought it was a completely stupid question to ask, after all, how can walking past water cause pain? and so responded with a no.
Well, one time, my sister found my other sister's poop behind the couch (how'd it get there? i don't wanna know). She thought it was chocolate, and ate it.
Whene I being potty trained right. Well whene my mom used to say "consentrate" and I thought that meaning poopoo *heh heh* so a few years later she would check on me and I would say "!Close The Door! I'm consentrating.
When i was little i used to live with my cousin and our moms, and i would start to rty and pee standing up and my mom found me one day and explained to me that boys had their peepee's on the outside and girls were on the inside.....a few days later she found "trying to find my peepee!"
When I was 5, my 7 year old brother told me that 'penis'meant pee.The next day at kindergarden I raised my hand and said to the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?My penis is about to burst out of me." Everybody laughed at me. Later I asked my mother what penis mean.t and she told me the correct defination. I laugh about it even now.
When I was very young (about 3 or 4 years old) I was a big fan of tomatoe sauce / ketchup. Back then, all tomatoe sauces came in glass bottles that you had to bang the bottom of to get the sauce out of.
It seemed logical to me then that these same physics should apply to the human body, so when ever I went to the toilet to do poohs I would sit there banging myself on the head with my hand trying, literally, to knock the s**t out of myself.
When I was a small boy, I sometimes (was my imagination) got hot when using the Restroom. So therefor I removed all clothes exept my shirt. I thought it was horrible to see poop, so I removed my glasses as well.
I was horrified when I looked under a bathroom stall and saw pants around their ankles. I thought, "Those poor, hot people! They must be so embarrased that they can't remove their clothes!" Later I learned the truth.
I also thought that urinals were for people that didn't want to pull their pants down, so they used a urinal. A stall was for a person who didn't want to be seen while using the toilet.
I was a strange kid =D
When I was about 10 years old, I asked my mom were VD came from & she told me that VD came from the man peeing into the woman during sex.
When i was about seven i believed there were alligators with yellow moles all over their skin and they walked on 2 legs. They lived in my toilet. Whenever I went to the bathroom the toilet had a sensor which went down to a machine the alligators had. The machine would turn my waste into anything they wanted to eat of drink.My waste, now food would be transported down to their home in my toilet on white china plates.
When Michael Jackson's vidoe for Thriller first aired I thought it was a horror movie(because it was quite long for a video). It scared me so much I wet myself, while sitting in front of the TV. The carpet was soaked. And the really bad thing was, I was at a friends house. I became the laughing stock of the neighbourhood for months after that.
when i was really little i used to think that, because women sat down to go the toilet, that they pissed out of their arse.
When I was 5 amd 6, I thought that all the poop and pee in the world went to a factory where they reprocessed it.