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when i was younger i didnt know were all the food was going ,i knew that there was only limeted space inside me then i said to myself naybe it comes out as poo so i stuck my little fingers up my ass to find the area were the poo was coming from it was quite hard to find as i had a large ass as a child
My parents had my hearing tested when I said the term for pooing they'd taught me (or at least what I believed it was) - a "bow movement." The Japanese were of great interest to me at the time due to this misunderstanding. I did turn up a bit deaf, come to find out.
When I was little (isn't that how these things start?)
I remembering being just amazed at how my brother could pee standing up! I mean come on, I had to sit down to do it and he was free standing!
Anyway, one day I asked him to show me how to pee standing up...and us being on the same level of innocent stupidity he did a dry demo; realizing that I didn't have the part needed to do this I sat on the toilet facing the flusher handle (backwards from what a girl should sit) and went, I thought I had accomplished my goal! I can still remember happily screaming:
"I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"
My brother laughed (loud) and said.
"NO NO! That's not right, stand up a little then do it!"
Well, I gave up- I figured since he has to poo sitting down and so do I we were equal in that department.
I used to believe that pooing was only something boys did, and that girls would never do anything that smelly.
Above the toilet in the bathroom is a small window. While growing up, I used to think that some people were looking through the window and taking pictures of me having a poo. I rested the toilet seat on my back for years so that they wouldn't be able to.
I used to believe that girls urinated out of there butts.
i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.
when i was small, i thought girls dont do any of the dirty stuff like excreting urine or faeces, cos they are so beautiful and wonderful.
I used to beileve that my parnets didn't go to the toilet, and it was just kids who had too!!
When I was little, I knew what boys had (I am one) and I knew what girls had,,,but I always wundered how do girls go pee if they dont have what I have???...Then I thought....Oh they must pee out of their bottoms? of course I know differently today..
My mom once told me that i would die i read while sitting on the toilet, because my brain would implode. She even said it ahppened to a friend of her's.
my neice believes that if she's trying to poo and can't that it's sleeping! "I'll try later mummy he's gone asleep!" when she does go he's woken up and gone swimming!! she's 2 and a half.
When I was a kid I thought women urinated out of their butts. I had no idea that it came out of anywhere else until I was 18 and I asked my girlfriend if she could fart while peeing. She was so appalled that I didn't know where they urinated from that she showed me in an anatomy book.
I used to have to strip completely into the nude as a child in order to go #2. I somehow believed that the poo would climb up and get smeared all over my back, so naturally I had to remove any and all articles of clothing in order to prevent any poo stains.
when i was little i used to believe that girls didnt have a penis because they wet the bed when they were younger, and their punishment was to lose their front tail! i believed it so much, that i almost castrated my brother when he wet the bed. luckily my mum came in to check on us and caught me with scissors in one hand and my bros chipolata in the other, still attached thankfully! when asked what i was doing i replied, "just giving you a hand mum"!
when i would sometimes walk by the toilet when my grandad was coming out, i would catch a whiff of the stink he'd left. therefore i obviously decided in my 5-year old mind that only adult males had to shit.
When I was about 5, I asked my Mum where ladies peed from, since they had no winkle. She (obviously not wishing to confuse my poor little brain) told me that they peed out of their bums. It was my third girlfriend that told me otherwise. When I was 20.
When I was a girl the British princesses Anne and Elizabeth were about my own age. I thought they were so lucky because they never had to go to the bathroom the way we mortals did.
I used to believe that I was going to start a religion when I grew up. The main rule of the church was that you had to finish peeing before you could start pooing or you would be sent to the Devil. It appears that I am the only member of my church.
I used to believe (for a LONG time) that if you ate something when you needed to urinate, it would soak-up the urine and you wouldn't need to go anymore.