weeing and pooing

Whene I being potty trained right. Well whene my mom used to say "consentrate" and I thought that meaning poopoo *heh heh* so a few years later she would check on me and I would say "!Close The Door! I'm consentrating.

Morganna

When i was little i used to live with my cousin and our moms, and i would start to rty and pee standing up and my mom found me one day and explained to me that boys had their peepee's on the outside and girls were on the inside.....a few days later she found "trying to find my peepee!"

Anon

When I was a small boy, I sometimes (was my imagination) got hot when using the Restroom. So therefor I removed all clothes exept my shirt. I thought it was horrible to see poop, so I removed my glasses as well.

I was horrified when I looked under a bathroom stall and saw pants around their ankles. I thought, "Those poor, hot people! They must be so embarrased that they can't remove their clothes!" Later I learned the truth.

I also thought that urinals were for people that didn't want to pull their pants down, so they used a urinal. A stall was for a person who didn't want to be seen while using the toilet.

I was a strange kid =D

Censored

When I was about 10 years old, I asked my mom were VD came from & she told me that VD came from the man peeing into the woman during sex.

Wayne

When i was about seven i believed there were alligators with yellow moles all over their skin and they walked on 2 legs. They lived in my toilet. Whenever I went to the bathroom the toilet had a sensor which went down to a machine the alligators had. The machine would turn my waste into anything they wanted to eat of drink.My waste, now food would be transported down to their home in my toilet on white china plates.

Stubby

When Michael Jackson's vidoe for Thriller first aired I thought it was a horror movie(because it was quite long for a video). It scared me so much I wet myself, while sitting in front of the TV. The carpet was soaked. And the really bad thing was, I was at a friends house. I became the laughing stock of the neighbourhood for months after that.

M

when i was really little i used to think that, because women sat down to go the toilet, that they pissed out of their arse.

Anon

When I was 5 amd 6, I thought that all the poop and pee in the world went to a factory where they reprocessed it.

axey mcgee

when i was younger i didnt know were all the food was going ,i knew that there was only limeted space inside me then i said to myself naybe it comes out as poo so i stuck my little fingers up my ass to find the area were the poo was coming from it was quite hard to find as i had a large ass as a child

Anon

My parents had my hearing tested when I said the term for pooing they'd taught me (or at least what I believed it was) - a "bow movement." The Japanese were of great interest to me at the time due to this misunderstanding. I did turn up a bit deaf, come to find out.

lily

When I was little (isn't that how these things start?)
I remembering being just amazed at how my brother could pee standing up! I mean come on, I had to sit down to do it and he was free standing!

Anyway, one day I asked him to show me how to pee standing up...and us being on the same level of innocent stupidity he did a dry demo; realizing that I didn't have the part needed to do this I sat on the toilet facing the flusher handle (backwards from what a girl should sit) and went, I thought I had accomplished my goal! I can still remember happily screaming:

"I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"
My brother laughed (loud) and said.
"NO NO! That's not right, stand up a little then do it!"

Well, I gave up- I figured since he has to poo sitting down and so do I we were equal in that department.

KittDawn

I used to believe that pooing was only something boys did, and that girls would never do anything that smelly.
(Sheltered childhood)

late in the family

Above the toilet in the bathroom is a small window. While growing up, I used to think that some people were looking through the window and taking pictures of me having a poo. I rested the toilet seat on my back for years so that they wouldn't be able to.
Oh God....

Rachel

I used to believe that girls urinated out of there butts.

Ghotzy

i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.

boys and toilets

when i was small, i thought girls dont do any of the dirty stuff like excreting urine or faeces, cos they are so beautiful and wonderful.

Anon

I used to beileve that my parnets didn't go to the toilet, and it was just kids who had too!!

kag

When I was little, I knew what boys had (I am one) and I knew what girls had,,,but I always wundered how do girls go pee if they dont have what I have???...Then I thought....Oh they must pee out of their bottoms? of course I know differently today..

Jacob