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Around Age 4, I used to believe that everything you drank was stored in your legs. You only peed when it reached penis level and overflowed. Go figure.

Arthur
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I always thought that your bum cheeks were full of poo. Therefore if you had a big bum you hadnt been to the loo for a very long time

Joan Mitchell
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I used to take baths with my older brother. He would always splash the water around near his crotch and say he was "making a pie". He had my mom, sister, and me all believing that he had a pleasant imagination. He was actually peeing in the tub.

Just a girl
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I used to believe that the colored ribbons that loggers tied on trees were to mark where they went to the bathroom.

hillary
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i used to believe, after seeing my cousin poop white poop, that when someone poops out white dump, that means that they drank too much milk, causing their own poop to turn white. i dunno if it's true still.

Casper Theghost
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when i was younger and was going poo, i would think that if i push too hard that my bones would come out too.. one day i thought it actually happened, untill i realized i was ok

Anon
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For the longest time I thought my urine was yellow because we ate corn almost every night and I thought that was turning it yellow. I was secretly angry at my grandmother for years because of this.

Anon
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i used to believe (until i was about 20) that i needed to stand up when i was wiping my ass. i had never seen anyone wipe before, so it just seemed natural to me that one would stand. it wasnt until my boyfriend commented on it that i realized that it was possible (and preferable) to do it seated!

Anon
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When I was six years old our teacher told us that some people drink their own urine. Being blessed by God I never imagined that a glass or some other recepticle would be used. Imagine my teacher's delight and surprise when she found me with head between knees the next day.

Anon
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in my beautiful naive state, i believed getting an erection meant that i was full of pee and needed to go to the bathroom. i was somehow surprised at the difficulty to aim and produce...

slippy
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I used to believe that eating dandelions would make you wet the bed. Often, however, I wet the bed and yet had not eaten any dandelions. Strange logic!

Fraser Allonby
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I thought there was a little workman in my butt working behind a door. When I had to poop I thought the workman was kicking the door because he had a wheel barrow full of poop that he needed to push through the door. The longer I made him wait the harder he kicked and if I waited too long he'd kick the door down and throw the poop out at an inconvenient moment.

Boss
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Several years ago my younger cousin told me that her best friend told her that if you new pee and your old pee got mixed together you could get pregnant. I was a bit confused as to how your old pee and new pee would get mixed together, she said that if you jumped up and down alot it would mix. I laughed and then explained to her how a woman gets pregnant.

Vyki
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I am caucasian, but my "poop" was not. When I was little, I used to think that white people pooped brown and brown people pooped white!

Maureen
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When I was little, I took a bath and pooped in there. And I ran around the tub screaming, creating a whirlpool and the poop (to me)looked like it was chasing me.

M.B.N.
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When my brother was little, he took a bath and while he was in there, he pooped. Instead of getting away from it, he smeared it all over the walls. I guess he thought it was paint or something...

M.B.N.
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I used to believe when I was a kid that when women went pee there was a little hole in their butt cheek because they sat on the toilet.

GM
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As a child I believed that poo's were called "specials" as my mum used to encourage me when potty training to do a "Special One".
Consequently, members of my family have a real problem if someone tells us how "special" they think we are, or on "special occasions". Never ceases to make us all smile (amusement or embarrassment? Who knows???)

fuzzy
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For some reason after watching Blue Peter raise funds for dialysis machines for kids, I thought that if I didn't go for a wee as soon as I realised I needed one, my kidneys might fail and Id have to be plugged in to a machine every day thru painful needles stuck in me

Fleur
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When i was small I used to believe that the "MEN ONLY" sign on the entrance to the Male Public Toilet meant that! I always looked for a "Boys" Toilet without any luck.

Anon
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