body functions: weeing and pooing

When I was little, I knew what boys had (I am one) and I knew what girls had,,,but I always wundered how do girls go pee if they dont have what I have???...Then I thought....Oh they must pee out of their bottoms? of course I know differently today..

My mom once told me that i would die i read while sitting on the toilet, because my brain would implode. She even said it ahppened to a friend of her's.

my neice believes that if she's trying to poo and can't that it's sleeping! "I'll try later mummy he's gone asleep!" when she does go he's woken up and gone swimming!! she's 2 and a half.

When I was a kid I thought women urinated out of their butts. I had no idea that it came out of anywhere else until I was 18 and I asked my girlfriend if she could fart while peeing. She was so appalled that I didn't know where they urinated from that she showed me in an anatomy book.

I used to have to strip completely into the nude as a child in order to go #2. I somehow believed that the poo would climb up and get smeared all over my back, so naturally I had to remove any and all articles of clothing in order to prevent any poo stains.

when i was little i used to believe that girls didnt have a penis because they wet the bed when they were younger, and their punishment was to lose their front tail! i believed it so much, that i almost castrated my brother when he wet the bed. luckily my mum came in to check on us and caught me with scissors in one hand and my bros chipolata in the other, still attached thankfully! when asked what i was doing i replied, "just giving you a hand mum"!

when i would sometimes walk by the toilet when my grandad was coming out, i would catch a whiff of the stink he'd left. therefore i obviously decided in my 5-year old mind that only adult males had to shit.

When I was about 5, I asked my Mum where ladies peed from, since they had no winkle. She (obviously not wishing to confuse my poor little brain) told me that they peed out of their bums. It was my third girlfriend that told me otherwise. When I was 20.

When I was a girl the British princesses Anne and Elizabeth were about my own age. I thought they were so lucky because they never had to go to the bathroom the way we mortals did.

I used to believe that I was going to start a religion when I grew up. The main rule of the church was that you had to finish peeing before you could start pooing or you would be sent to the Devil. It appears that I am the only member of my church.

I used to take baths with my older brother. He would always splash the water around near his crotch and say he was "making a pie". He had my mom, sister, and me all believing that he had a pleasant imagination. He was actually peeing in the tub.

i used to believe, after seeing my cousin poop white poop, that when someone poops out white dump, that means that they drank too much milk, causing their own poop to turn white. i dunno if it's true still.

when i was younger and was going poo, i would think that if i push too hard that my bones would come out too.. one day i thought it actually happened, untill i realized i was ok

For the longest time I thought my urine was yellow because we ate corn almost every night and I thought that was turning it yellow. I was secretly angry at my grandmother for years because of this.

i used to believe (until i was about 20) that i needed to stand up when i was wiping my ass. i had never seen anyone wipe before, so it just seemed natural to me that one would stand. it wasnt until my boyfriend commented on it that i realized that it was possible (and preferable) to do it seated!

When I was six years old our teacher told us that some people drink their own urine. Being blessed by God I never imagined that a glass or some other recepticle would be used. Imagine my teacher's delight and surprise when she found me with head between knees the next day.