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I used to believe that if you got stuck out in the desert, you could just eat your poop and drink your pee and you could live for days and days without food or water.... Eeeewww....

YumYum
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My husband actually believed that a woman pees through her vagina. I told him the reality when he was 27. I think that he thinks I'm joking.

Helen (UK)
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I used to believe that I could choose to defecate through my penis. I was frightened that, one day, I might jokingly think to myself "now I will poo out of my penis", thereby causing this to actually occur. I think the belief was sparked by the event occuring in a dream. I was convinced that it had been a waking occurence.

Optional Excretor
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i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.

roger rabbit
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when i was little i thought that if i needed a poo really badly and i didnt go i would have a baby, so i was always rushing a bout the house going to the toilet as a kid.

froggy
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I used to think spiders were in my toilet bowl and they would come and bite me while I was pooing and I would die in my sleep.

dpad
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I used to think that your butt was just a big crack, where poop came out. I didn't get that there was a hole down there.

John
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My grandfather once told me that you could not pee and poop at the same time, and if you did, you would explode. So for the next 10 years I never let any poop out while I was peeing. Until one day i figured what the heck, and did both at once. It emptied me out in half the time. I was so happy :)

Matt Scheeren
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i'm now scared to learn from this page that i don't pee out of my clitoris, I'm 16 by the way. Until now i have been very much so convinced of this, and one time i was told otherwise, but couldn't find the pee hole and so i thought my sister was lieing to me....ah...

Allyson
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My boyfriend used to believe that girls peed out of their butts. Actually, he believed that until he was ~19 years old. I'm not sure he mentioned that in our conversation, but I set him straight (after much ridicule--19 years old!)

Anon
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I used to think that no one else could hear me pee! It wasn't like I was magic or something, it's just that I didn't think that peeing made any noise. I figured it out when I realized that for years I had been hearing other people pee.

piss and vinegar
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I used to wonder why people were fat; after all, everything you ate eventually would go down the toilet, right?

Karen
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I used to believe age 6 i think ...this is v embarassing well went i went to the toilet if i did a number 1 and 2 at the same time that meant i would have twins !!

Sarra
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I was told that God was always watching over us, so I was really embarrassed to go to the loo and I would make my skirt into a toilet tent to hide my embarrassment.

wolfie
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i used to belive that when girls peed it came out of there ass

ben coombes
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My Mum told me that the Queen used to have an injection every day so that she didn't have to go to the toilet like the rest of us. I always used to wonder why she was the only person allowed to have it.

Derek
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When I was 7 I had a bit of a bed wetting problem so the doctor gave my parents a contraption that consisted of a foil sheet that lay under my bed sheet and a box that buzzed if the sheet got wet. Now the buzzing box probably had a battery but I thought it ran on electricity and I knew that electricity and water DID NOT mix. I was petrified that when I wet the bed I'd be electricuted. Whatever problem I had that made me a bed wetter was quickly replaced by the fear of being killed by my Buzzer in the middle of the night.

Claire UK
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I used to believe that if you had a pee AND a poop at exactly the same time, then you would die

ange
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When I was about 4 years old I used to believe that light colored foods (like popcorn, mashed potatoes) were "processed" into urine (because it was light colored) and dark colored foods were "processed" into poop (because it was darker). I didn't think solids or liquids had anything to do with it, it was all based on color.

Tracie
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I used to believe that if I put my hands over my ears no-one could here me going to the toilet. I was 12 before I stopped putting my hands over my ears when I was on the toilet!

Pene Quin
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