weeing and pooing

I used to wonder why people were fat; after all, everything you ate eventually would go down the toilet, right?

Karen

I used to believe age 6 i think ...this is v embarassing well went i went to the toilet if i did a number 1 and 2 at the same time that meant i would have twins !!

Sarra

i used to belive that when girls peed it came out of there ass

ben coombes

I used to believe that if you had a pee AND a poop at exactly the same time, then you would die

ange

I used to believe that if I put my hands over my ears no-one could here me going to the toilet. I was 12 before I stopped putting my hands over my ears when I was on the toilet!

Pene Quin

I used to believe that my butt was an alien and that if my turds were too stinky he would come off, do a dance, and then eat my brains....

I realized later it wasn't true whan i ate cabbage everyday for a week and my parents almost pased out when they walked bye the bathroom.

Diablo

Up until I was about Ten I was convinced that all my Wee came from my testicles and what was there was all you got forever; I was very concerned that their capacity seemed a little small and that I was destined to run out of Wee one day. In an attempt to conserve the ever decreasing supply, I ended up with a water infection from constantly holding my wee in. At the doctors I cried and told my parents and the Doc about my pending wee drought. After much giggling I was told indepthly about the bladder and kidneys etc. I was very "relieved" after hearing this news.....I now try to wee as often as possible!!!

X

When I was 3-4, I thought that when I had to go to the bathroom, I had to pull down my skirt *and* my undies. It was a while before I figured out that you could just lift your skirt up instead of removing it!

Goofy Kid!

When I was about four years old I had seen a kid pee on the floor and I thought he was peeing out of his navel so I belived that boys can pee out of their navel

Angela

My mom has always said, "bowel movement" in reference to using the bathroom, (#2). When I was little and asked her why she said that, she explained that a bowel movement was what made our poop come out. So naturally, I thought that meant there was something inside of us called a "bowel", and that when ever IT moved around, it forced our poop out. It wasn't until some time later during a bad stomach ache that I suggested to my mom that, "...maybe my bowel was broken", when she realized I had the wrong idea, and explained things a little better.

Garith

To this day, I don't know if it is true, but after reading Silence of the lambs I thought your faeces changed colour as it hit the air coming out of you... Although I was 13 at the time it still fascinated me and I used to try and have a look. It was sort of like having a Gloal Hypercolour T shirt in your body. I don't look now.

Anon

after i got potty trained, i thought u didnt have to use the toilet anymore, because the potty my parents had for me rested ontop of the toilet. so when they said i was trained enough to no longer use the potty i urinated behind the tv set and did a turd in the bathtub

stevie

When we were about 8, me and my best pal Julie wondered what colour pee black people did - was it black or the same as ours? We were too scared to ask our parents and resigned ourselves to never finding out.
Also, my parents referred to shit as 'doodles', so us kids thought it was hilarious when people talked about doodling on paper.
I can remember my younger sister asking my boyfriend if he peed before he sat down for a dump, or did he tuck his willy into the toilet and do it at the same time.

Alison