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When I was very little, we had a friend from Germany visiting at my grandma's. I went into the bathroom once and someone had forgotten to flush. The water was red, and I didn't know about periods at the time, so I used my youthful logic to conclude that German people must pee red, and went on with my life without giving it a second thought.
I used to think that you "weed" and "pooed" out of the vagina... girls only had one hole (not even a urethra) and boys had 2 holes b/c they can't poop from their penis
I don't remember exactly how we even started talking about it, but I discovered my boyfriend at the time thought girls peed out the 'back'. I was his second girlfriend he'd been 'intimate' with, and he was 20 years old. couldn't believe it... I told him girls aren't some weird birdlike species
When I was about five, I used to think that if you went to the toilet whilst eating a sweet, it would come straight out the other end if you swallowed it!
When I was little, I thought it was harmful to eat while you were going to the bathroom.
I know it sounds mean but to help my toddler, who was terrified of monsters, potty train, my husband and I told him that monsters lived down the toilet hole. The "potty monster" ate poop and pee and if my son used the bathroom in his pants the monsters would come out to him. As long as he used the toilet to feed the monsters they would stay happy and in the toilet. He has been potty trained since he was 2 but now he always flushes even before wiping to make sure the monsters are feed in a hurry.
My husband believed that woman peed through their vaginas, and held onto this belief up into his 30's. When I asked him how he expected a woman to pee when she is on her period and using a tampon, he couldn't come up with an answer.
I used to believe that a little woman and her kids lived in your rectum.When you pooped she was making them go outside to play. Sometimes they wanted to go out and sometimes they didn't.
I used to hate to go poo. But my grandmother convinced me that if I didn't poo, it would come out of my mouth. Just like a fart can be reversed as a burp.
when i was little i believed that when i have just had a wee and if i never wiped my privates, it would open up (while i was asleep) and a big green monster would come and eat me up!!!
My father, who was in the army, once told me that soldiers, while in the field, were encouraged to urinate on their feet in order to cure their athlete's foot (something about the natural ureaic acid). Since my father suffered from persistent athlete's foot nearly all of his adult life, which I thought was absolutely disgusting, I became paranoid about contracting it and insisted on taking showers so that I could use that opportunity to pee on my feet. This started at the age of 5. My mother finally caught on to what I was doing and forced me to take monitored baths, as well as prohibited my father from teaching me any more fun science facts.
I was firmly convinced that the need to go pee could be countered by consuming an absorbent food, such as crackers or bread. The rationale being that the bread or crackers would absorb the pee, and then you'd buy some pee-time, since poop takes longer to make.
6th grade is when they begin to teach sex education and i always thought that when a guys hits puberty that when he pees there would be sperm in the urine and i never got into any pool after i learned that coz i knew that everyone pees in the pool. i learned to love showers and bathtubs afterwards.
When I was a kid in Malaysia I used to think that Caucasians never had to poo because none of them ever did on TV or in the movies.
One of my female cousins, when she was quite young, saw one of my male cousins, who was also quite young at the time, going to the bathroom. She thought he was peeing out of his belly button and went yelling to her mom, "Mom, Sam is going to the bathroom out of his belly button, why can't I?"
When I was 9 years old I used to wonder why when I went to the bathroom in a public place, noone else really was there. For some odd reason I believed that everybody had to go to the bathroom at the same time.
When I was little, my Mom took to the docor for a check up. During the physical, the Dr. handed me a cup and said, "Go behind that curtain and make some water in this cup for me." Dumbfounded, I went behind the curtain and looked around for chemicals or something I might try to mix to make water. After about 5 minutes my Mom came to see what was the problem and explained what the Dr. really wanted.
When I took a crap,I used to think I was having a baby and was always surprised not to find a little fetus floating in the toilet.
My dad always insisted on using the correct anatomical terms for just about everything, although I thought they were just our family's "made-up" words for those things. When I got to first grade and had my first check-up by the mean old school nurse, I was horrified when she asked me if I "had made a B.M." I thought she must have been related!
When my cousin and I were 6 & 7 respectively, we went went to urinate together. He said, "all this pee in here makes my pee-pee stiff!" From that time until my early teens I thought it that whenever my penis would stiffen, it meant I had to urinate!