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I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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when i was little i believed that when i have just had a wee and if i never wiped my privates, it would open up (while i was asleep) and a big green monster would come and eat me up!!!
My father, who was in the army, once told me that soldiers, while in the field, were encouraged to urinate on their feet in order to cure their athlete's foot (something about the natural ureaic acid). Since my father suffered from persistent athlete's foot nearly all of his adult life, which I thought was absolutely disgusting, I became paranoid about contracting it and insisted on taking showers so that I could use that opportunity to pee on my feet. This started at the age of 5. My mother finally caught on to what I was doing and forced me to take monitored baths, as well as prohibited my father from teaching me any more fun science facts.
I was firmly convinced that the need to go pee could be countered by consuming an absorbent food, such as crackers or bread. The rationale being that the bread or crackers would absorb the pee, and then you'd buy some pee-time, since poop takes longer to make.
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6th grade is when they begin to teach sex education and i always thought that when a guys hits puberty that when he pees there would be sperm in the urine and i never got into any pool after i learned that coz i knew that everyone pees in the pool. i learned to love showers and bathtubs afterwards.
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When I was a kid in Malaysia I used to think that Caucasians never had to poo because none of them ever did on TV or in the movies.
One of my female cousins, when she was quite young, saw one of my male cousins, who was also quite young at the time, going to the bathroom. She thought he was peeing out of his belly button and went yelling to her mom, "Mom, Sam is going to the bathroom out of his belly button, why can't I?"
When I was 9 years old I used to wonder why when I went to the bathroom in a public place, noone else really was there. For some odd reason I believed that everybody had to go to the bathroom at the same time.
When I was little, my Mom took to the docor for a check up. During the physical, the Dr. handed me a cup and said, "Go behind that curtain and make some water in this cup for me." Dumbfounded, I went behind the curtain and looked around for chemicals or something I might try to mix to make water. After about 5 minutes my Mom came to see what was the problem and explained what the Dr. really wanted.
When I took a crap,I used to think I was having a baby and was always surprised not to find a little fetus floating in the toilet.
My dad always insisted on using the correct anatomical terms for just about everything, although I thought they were just our family's "made-up" words for those things. When I got to first grade and had my first check-up by the mean old school nurse, I was horrified when she asked me if I "had made a B.M." I thought she must have been related!
When my cousin and I were 6 & 7 respectively, we went went to urinate together. He said, "all this pee in here makes my pee-pee stiff!" From that time until my early teens I thought it that whenever my penis would stiffen, it meant I had to urinate!
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When I was around 6, I noticed my mother's friend had slacks with a side zipper, so I thought that women somehow peed out the side of their leg.
Around 6 or 7, I thought a boy's scrotum was his "pee-bag", where urine was stored.
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I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.
I thought that since boys sat down when they went #2 and stood up when they went #1, and since girls sat down for #1, they had to poo standing up because it just all made sense when I was little.
When I was a kid my Mom taught me to put paper down before sitting on public toilets because there might be germs. I didn't follow her advice at Church because I believed that God's people were cleansed!
When I'd get a "pee shiver", I thought an invisible force surrounded me trying to restrict me (from what, I had no idea). So, to counter the feeling, I had to unpeel myself out of it like I was a giant banana. Countless times, I'd be sitting on the toilet getting the shivers, then flailing my arms around to free myself. Man, I must have looked stupid!
Being one who easily gets to the 'mad dash for the restroom' point when I find something really funny and one who just has to run to the restroom a lot in general, I was convinced that guys had a huge advantage in this department; I thought they could just kink their penises like lawn hoses, thereby stopping the flow until able to get to a restroom! Um, my first serious boyfriend in college kindly let me know the truth about this. I was like 19 or 20 at the time. Thanks, Matt!
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I used to beleive that when I took a bath w/ my brothers, that if they peed in the water I'd get pregnant.
When I was 10 I thought Sperm came from your urine. A friend and I both believed this to be true. Then one night he called me and said "I've got sperm! I'm a man now" I asked what he meant...and he told me that he had urinated and saw them swimming around in the toilet. So for the next few days I bent down to closely inspect the toilet for little swimmers after I urinated. Sadly I never saw any...My frustration caused me to finally ask my dad about it. He simply laughed and said "Sperm doesn't come from your pee" without any further explanation.
I figured it out eventually...