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i used to believe that all people went pee out doors. when my dad took me on long car trips and i had to go pee he would pull over to the side of the road. once when i went on a car trip with my mom i said i had to go pee. she pulled up to a gas station and i hopped out of the car and ran to the bushes. my mom saw me and she started yelling. from that day on i told my dad "take me to a gas station i have to go pee!!"

WeeWee
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My best friend has a pool, and when we were little her mom would always tell us that if we peed in the pool a giant purple ring would form around us and everyone would know we peed and would laugh at us. So I didn't pee in the pool. I believed that up until I was ten when I searched it on google.

Anon
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I used to believe that a man could pee into a woman's vagina, and then she could pee for both of them.

Anon
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My older sister (by nine years, she should've known better!) told me when I was 4 that if you weed and pooped at the same time you would die. I would be on the toilet bawling my eyes out everytime it happened.

Anon
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When I was little I used to believe that if I played with fire, then I would wet the bed.

Danielle
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I used to hold my poop as long as i could so my body could use as much of the nutrients as possible, as long as possible, so i could be bigger.

Anon
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The first time I remember having to go poopoo outdoors, I was suprised to soon find flies swarming around my turd that I'd dropped in the woods. I got the idea that that was where where flies came from, that they'd been made in my poo while it was still inside me. For a long time after that, I couldn't bring myself to flushing my dooky down any potty, thinking that would be drowning the poor flies that I gave birth to.

Angelica
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My sister believed me that if you held in your poo long enough it would come out your mouth. Woe the day my mother said I was constipated....

Cami
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When I was potty training, my mom put my doll in a bowl next to my potty chair. Once, there was "pee" in her bowl/potty chair. I had believed that she had gone potty for a really long time until I was old enough to figure it out on my own what had happend that day.

Kellie
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When I was little, I heard the rumors floating around that girls dont have a peepee. "How do they pee?" I would ask and seemed to always get the answer "Sitting down". I believed girls peed out of there butt for a good 4 years.

Anon
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When I was little, I knew that "wee-wee" was stored in the bladder. But for some reason, I thought that "B-M" was stored in the buttocks. Explained why your butt tended to stick out a bit. Of course, it never occurred to me to check for any change in size after "unloading."

A Non-Ymus
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When I was little, I used to believe that, when pooing, little yellow birds that lived in my intestines would push the poo out of me. They wore hard hats with lights on them like little miners. They used pick-axes and shovels and toiled away in my colon all day and all night preparing the poo. Then, when I had to go, a loud air horn would go off and they would know it was time to start pushing. I am not, as you might imagine, obsessed with pooing as an adult.

Pablo
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When I was a child I used to believe if i made wee-wee into a pool, it´ll become red, because my friends told me that. Probably ours parents intended to teach us Don`t do it.

Sikiú
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I thought that kids' pee was yellow and adults' pee was clear.

Aretia
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I used to believe when i was young my sisters told me if i push out to hard that my body would turn inside out!

Chris
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When I was i kid I used to believe that if i strained too hard while doin #2 I would poop my lungs out...

K.Gordon
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i remember once when myyy family went camping my uncle told us that when he was little their mom told them that if they peed in the fire they'd wet the bed...i believed that until i was 14 and my boyfriend peed in a fire he had at his house...

rawr
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my sister used to believe that you couldn't pee and poo at the same time, so she would hold her pee in until she was done pooping, then wipe and flush and then try to pee...she ended up with bladder infections from holding it in all the time.

Anon
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All I knew that was different between a man and a woman when i was little was that a man stood up to go to (use) the bathroom and a woman had to sit down. So I came to the conclusion that also men didn't poop because that would mean they would have to sit do it.

Kitkat
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My mom told me that if i peed in the pool the water would turn purple and everyone would know it was me who did it. Needless to say i have never peed in the pool!!

Victor
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