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We all know what going to the toilet and defining what #1 and #2 are, well, I believed that diarrhea was #3 as it seemed to combine 1+2. I actually thought there was a human body short circuit where the two were getting combined internally.
I thought girls peed out of their butt. My brother told me a story that a long time ago, he used to think that girls had penises in their butt that peed. I knew there wasn't a penis in there, but I seriously thought they peed out of there.
I'm 14 now and I was talking with my friends a few weeks ago about it and they said "They don't pee out of their butts."
I felt like a genius.
As a young man I believed that people's buttocks were stored feces. I thought people with large butts were infrequent poopers and people with skinny butss pooed daily.
I made a concerted effort to keep track of my on personal bowel movements for fear that I would forget and get a big butt.
I am the only girl in the middle of all brothers. As such, when I was little, I wanted to be a boy. I had seen them pee and assumed that if I faced the toilet when I peed, I would eventually grow a penis. After one failed attempt at peeing standing up facing the toilet, I just straddled the toilet thinking that'd be sufficient to grow a penis. I peed while straddling the toilet for at least a year before my mother asked what the hell I was doing.
For some reason I used to believe that weak, timid, wimpish and feeble people peed alot and that strong, tough and masculine people pooped and farted alot.
I also used to believe that girls wet themselves more than boys because girls don't have penises.
Royal families don't go to the toilet!!!
I used to said to my little brother that the King and Queen of Spain do not go to the toilet, because the are the "royal family". They had an operation so that they didn't need to wee or poo.
My brother used to beliefe it..., now we laught about it..
I used to believe that people with brown eyes pooped more than average (as poop is brown), people with hazel eyes did slightly more poops than average, people with blue eyes peed more than average (as blue is kind of like a watery colour) and people with green eyes did the average amount of pees and poops.
When i was young I used to believe that when your bladder was full you could eat dry foods (like crackers, chips, or bread) and it would absorb all of your pee so you wouldn't have to use the bathroom any more.
I used to believe women always peed their pants, and that feminine pads were used like diapers. This was because the liquid used in the pad commercials was always that same blue water you saw in diaper commercials.
I used to believe that everybody had different colored pee. Mine was yellow. My brother told me his pee was green. And when I went over to my grandmother's house, her toilet water was blue, so Ithought that was her pee.
Why'd I get stuck with yellow pee?! I wished I had black pee.That would have been so cool!
I used to think that whatever you consumed would automatically turn to pee, then depending on how long you waited to go to the bathroom the pee would change into diarrhea, then to soft pooh, then to hard pooh, You didn't want to let it get to hard pooh... that was bad
I used to think that you didn't have to flush the chain or wash your hands if you had a wee, only a poo!
For years I believed that my urine came out of my vagina.
There was some kid Kevin with who I went to a kindergarten. He had a penis, so I used to believe that I, as a girl, have a penis too, although I could feel the oposite. Once we went peeing and he asked me why I have to sit and pee, so I tried standing and catching something that were never there. I went all wet. That was when I realised the difference.
in second grade i used to believe that when a person is skinny, it means that they poop alot. the more you poop, the skinnier you are. so i saw this kid i didnt like who was skinny and told him "HAHA YOU POOP ALOT!"
When I was little I wanted to be a boy very badly, mostly because they never had to wear dresses and got the cool toys. Anyway - I used to believe that if I peed standing up I would grow a penis and then become a boy. Of course, since I was a girl, this involved straddling the toilet. My mom never could figure out how I made such a mess in the bathroom...
I used to believe that whenever I leave something open (like a window or something) something pops out at night when youre sleeping and goes inside you and starts putting water in you to make you pee real bad when you wake up. So I closed everything in the morning
when i was small my dad always used to ask to use the bathroom while i showered. i would peek, but all i could see was the pee going down. i always thought he was peeing out of his belly button!
I used to believe that balls (genitals) contained wee instead of sperm, and going to the toilet was how to empty them!
I used to believe that if you stayed on the toilet for too long, a monster's hand would grab your bottom and drag you down to where it lived.