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I used to think that if I didn't take all my clothews of before I used the toilet, then I would get them dirty.
MY GOD I'M WEIRD! O_O

Jack
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When I was small I used to believe that if you peed in the swimming pool the water turned black and the life guard kicked you out. Unsurprisingly I haven't peed in the pool since.

Anon
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I used to think (when I was 4,5, or 6) that pads were for people who couldn't make it to the bathroom in time, so when my mom told me she would tell me what they were for when I was older, I thought she was just embarassed that she had them.

Marie
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When I was around 5 or 6 I used to believe that females could poop standing up because they had to sit down when they peed.

Anon
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I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world

Orejita0925
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For some reason I got it into my head as a child that when you went to the bathroom only you could hear yourself- kind of like chewing something very crunchy and it sounding much louder in your head.

You could imagine how shocked I was on vacation when through thin walls I heard my mother going number 1 & shouted "Hey! I can hear you pee!" Her response was "Well yes, can't you hear other people pee too?"

It still makes me uncomfortable when I hear or know others can hear me pee in public restrooms!

~JL
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untill i was about 6 years old i thought that girls didnt pood or fart because that was a dirty ting and i thought of all girls as being beautiful and pure.

i always likes girls and never thought they had "cuties"

Jacob
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When I was younger, I used to think that people with different colored skin had different color poops.

Samuel
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I used to think girls peed from their butt.

Neil
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When I was about 11, my neighbor told me a story about a parrot that sits hidden inside your toilet, and when you are going to the bathroom it will come up and bite your rear, so I never sat down on the toilet, i squated until one day I was so tired that I forgot to squat and I just sat down, and nothing happened. I wasn't scared anymore!

Erin
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I used to believe that if you sat on the toilet too long that a Naked Mole-Rat would come out of the hole at the bottom and hurt/eat you.

Anon
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My sister believed, til she was almost an adult, that if she peed in the pool, it would cause a reaction that would turn the water red and everyone would know. I guess mom told her that to make sure she got out...

TheVinylVillager
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My granny told me and my siblings and cousins that we'd get warts if we peed in the road.

It wasn't true..lol

Willow
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That poop was pee, in solid form

PoopPeeBeliever
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I used to think "dung" was a type of chocolate (thank you, neopets). One time I went camping, and I REALLY had to poop, so I ran into a forest and...yeah, and it was kinda embarrasing so I smushed it with a stick.

20 minutes later, my cousins [from england] and I decided to take a walk in the forest. My oldest cousin shouts, "Watch out! Don't step in that dung!"
I thought he meant don't step in it or it won't be ok to eat. I was so proud of myself! I created chocolate by pooping! So instead of stepping in it, I picked it up and took a bite...and then barfed all over the place 10 minutes later.

Dung is not tasty!
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SINCE I WAS ABOUT 5 I WAS CONVINCEDWOMEN PEE OUT THERE BUTT, THOUGH CRUSHING THAT BELEF I WONDERED HOW THEY PEED AND POOPAT THE SAME TIME THEN AT ABOUT AGE 7 I FOUND OUT THEY HAD VJAY-JAYS.......

WOOOPS
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When I was about 4 I saw a man in a wheelchair and thought that everyone should just be lazy and should have a wheelchair with a potty in it. I also thought that everyone should give me a pound coin so I could be rich and I thought it was mean of them not to!

genie
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When I was four years old, my brother was six. He had to get a circumcision due to some complications. I asked my mom why they had to do it and she told me it was because the pee wouldn't come out. That led me to believe that after you were born you had to be taken back to the hospital to get pee and poo holes put in. I guess they just waited a little longer for my brother.

Miss Magoo
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Wait, wait, wait. People "used to" believe that if you pee in a pool the water would turn a certain color...That's not true?!

Julie
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I used to believe that white people had white poo.

camiwa
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