weeing and pooing

When I was probably 6 my older sister told me that if I didnt pee every 5 hours then my bladder would explode. I went around telling all of my friends to go pee every 5 hours. I wasn't too good at math then so I would go to the bathroom every time that i felt I had any in my bladder

~Anonymous~

I used to believe that airplane bathrooms didn't have holding tanks, but rather, holes that went to nowhere, so the poor people on the ground would get accidentally "rained" on if they weren't careful (sort of like having a bird crap on you, but on a much larger scale. Later, my mom told me the truth, lol.

Anon

When I was 5 or so, one of my friends (who was a guy) told me that anyone and everyone can stand up to pee... But girls just didn't because they were lazy... I got very angry at this "label" girls got... So the next time I peed, I did it standing up...and well.. didn't exactly get the pee into the toilet, instead, I peed all over the floor

A young girl trying to be a boy

I used to think that because my dad stood up to pee, I could too. So one day I stood in front of the toilet, peed, and got all upset when it just dribbled everywhere. When my mom found out and, after she got done laughing, asked why I did that, I told her "Daddy stands up to pee, why can't I?" Needless to say, I learned about the differences between guys and girls at a VERY young age.

jasonchic

when i was a young girl, i couldnt understand why boys could pee stading up and girls couldnt, so i tried to pee standing up in the bathroom and no matter how i swerved to get myself to pee standing up, it all just ended up all over my legs :P

Dhava

When I was little,I thought there were little people inside me who would open a trap door and pour the pee out in tiny buckets.

Lindsay

I used to believe that if you peed in the toilet while someone was taking a shower at the same time, the pee would come out of the shower and whoever was in it would get drenched in your pee. This belief came from my mom telling me that when you flushed it went down the drain and also from this girl at dance claas saying don't drink the water fountain while someone flushed the toilet because then you would drink pee.

Lindsay

When I was a nine year old little kid, on car trips and felt the need to have a pee really bad my parents would let me pee in a bottle (I know I'm a girl but if you get it in the right position you can get it all in - even through a fly zip, it works!)
At school, the toilets were closed, and I had drunk a bottle of cola. My mom used to say, "Charlotte, we're both teachers, so if we let you do something your school should too." I was standing in the school yard when all of a sudden I felt a tingle in my "girly bits" - I was full of pee! To the teachers' horror, I unzipped my school trousers and felt the sweet, sweet relief of peeing.
The teachers were not impressed with Charlotte at nine...

Charlotte

I was eating with my best friend once when I was 9, and she pointed to my plate and said that my food would turn into poop after a while. So I scraped all of my food into a pile on my plate, and left in there for a while, waiting for it to turn into poop right there on my plate. I never happened, and I was mad at her for lying.

Amber

my mom told me that once when i was 3 i walked in on my dad peeing. well then i ran out of the bathroom screaming, "mommy! mommy! daddys peeing out of his nose!!!" my mom still makes fun of me.

nun ya bizness!!

I used to beleive that when you went to the bathroom to poo, there was a litle western saloon-style door that was guarded by two small workers and that when you were above the bowl and ready to release, they would simply stand aside, stop holding the swinging doors and that gravity did the rest.

Anon

I used to believe that boys had to squeeze their penises to pee. I thought this until I was probably 12 or so.

Teala

I used to think that when the time came, I would have to insert tampons into my pee-hole. I assumed it was because our pee-holes got bigger with age.

feebs

When I was little, I knew that "wee-wee" was stored in the bladder. But for some reason, I thought that "B-M" was stored in the buttocks. Explained why your butt tended to stick out a bit. Of course, it never occurred to me to check for any change in size after "unloading."

A Non-Ymus

I used to think that women became pregnant through contact with pee. I was afraid my friend would pee in the pool and the women swimming there would become pregnant.

Aleksandr

When I was younger, I used to believe when I used the bathroom that an alligator lived in the sewer and ate or drank my business. Poop was the food. pee was the drinks or the poop sauce. Diarrhea was soup. I was a very weird child.

Michal Davis

I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.

Koyaanisqatsi

When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.

michael

after i got potty trained, i thought u didnt have to use the toilet anymore, because the potty my parents had for me rested ontop of the toilet. so when they said i was trained enough to no longer use the potty i urinated behind the tv set and did a turd in the bathtub

stevie

I used to think spiders were in my toilet bowl and they would come and bite me while I was pooing and I would die in my sleep.

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