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I used to think constipation was the same thing as a stomach ache, and I remember sitting in the cafeteria in third grade telling my friends I was constipated. I have no clue where I ever got that idea...

Rachel
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I knew a stupid kid at school when i was 8 years old that told me that baby aliens were living in your testicles and if ya pee hard enuf, they can come out and abduct you. but I was very gullible and literal and he horrified me

Anon
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When I was little I thought girls could also stand up and pee so one day I tried it and got pee all over my bathroom, it was terrible to clean up

tammy
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When I was in infant school my friend Robert claimed that in Japan, when they'd finished doing a poo, they'd stick their fingers up there to 'get out the rest'. For some odd reason everyone else in the class also bought this outrageous lie.

Maz
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when i was young i thought that since boys peed standing up and went #2 sitting down that girls must pee from their butts since they sat down to do both.

ace
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When I first heard that girls have "three separate holes for three separate functions" (meaning their vaginas are separate from their urethras or anuses), I thought for a long time that it meant girls poop and fart out of separate holes!

Nelson
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Until I was about 5 I always thought everyone peed a different color because I'd see that blue toilet bowl cleaner and just think that someone didn't flush.

Anon
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I used to believe that my poo was a little bit of my brain and every time i pooped some of my brain would come out. When I was 7 my Dad was teaching my to recite poetry. I had memorized the poem and was about o recite it when i excused myself to go to the bathroom. I spent a lot of time in there and when I came out, I found i had forgotten some of the poem. I thought i had pooped out my memory and started taking notes of EVERYTHING so I wouldn't forget anything when I pooped.

Poopbrain
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One year in my elementry school (in the U.S.A.) there was a girl in my class from a Canadian family visiting there for the year. Now some people may act "disgusted" or say "Oooo" or "Gross!" at any joke or other statement that referred to poop or pooping. But of all people I ever knew to act that way, this Canadian girl really "took the cake". So extreme was her "disgusted" reaction to any reference to poop or pooping that it made me think that Canadians must not poop, and that was why she had the luxury of finding any allusion to it so "gross".

Dan
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when i was about 7 or 8 a friend from school said that if you had a wee and poop at the same time you'd explode.

rofl
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I used to believe that if you sat on the toilet too long that a Naked Mole-Rat would come out of the hole at the bottom and hurt/eat you.

Anon
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When I was younger I was really proud of the fact that I could hold it in longer than my dad... He told me that if I didn't go, the pee or poop would go into my bloodstream and I'd die. My brother and I were horrified we believed it up until a few days ago when we told our mom. She was like "that's a lie it won't back up into your bloodstream why do you listen to your father?" Man I was so embarrassed I'm 14 he had me believing that for eight years...

Anon
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If you pee in a pool, the pee disappears

Anon
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i used to believe that there were little people liveing inside of me and that how my body worked.
for example there were little people that would collect my food in buckets and tip them into the toliet!

em_kate
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When my cousin and I were 6 & 7 respectively, we went went to urinate together. He said, "all this pee in here makes my pee-pee stiff!" From that time until my early teens I thought it that whenever my penis would stiffen, it meant I had to urinate!

Mikey
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I used to hate to go poo. But my grandmother convinced me that if I didn't poo, it would come out of my mouth. Just like a fart can be reversed as a burp.

Smart Cookie
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when I was 6 my friend's sister told us that what ever you eat will make your poop that color. We quickly ate everything we could get our tiny hands on. Bannanas, Grapes. Everytime we needed to poop we'd watch each other and examine wat it looked like. We tried relentlessly for 3 months. Gross (im 12 now)

nico daunte
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I used to believe that poo was kept in the buttocks and ergo fat people must do bigger poos. Despite a medical degree, I am still having problems removing these thoughts.

Largactil kid
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When i was younger up untill i was like 8 or 9 i thought that famous people didnt poop only normal people!!!

kaitlin
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I used to think that if you pushed the poopy back into my butt, i would explode. the whole world would become covered in a giant godzilla-sized-turd.

godzilla-turd
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