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I used to beleive that when I took a bath w/ my brothers, that if they peed in the water I'd get pregnant.
When I was a kid my Mom taught me to put paper down before sitting on public toilets because there might be germs. I didn't follow her advice at Church because I believed that God's people were cleansed!
i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.
i used to believe, after seeing my cousin poop white poop, that when someone poops out white dump, that means that they drank too much milk, causing their own poop to turn white. i dunno if it's true still.
I used to beileve that my parnets didn't go to the toilet, and it was just kids who had too!!
i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.
I used to think if you pushed the flusher on the toilet up instead of down, water would shoot out and a mummy would come out and eat you, when you were sleeping.
my mum used to tell me the queen didn't do ANYTHING for herself.....for a very long time i believed she had her ladies in waiting wipe her bum for her...this was after i stopped believing the queen was so nice that she wouldn't do 'dirty' things like go to the toilet how could she she was royal
i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.
I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.
My brother used to believe that he had a man in his butt named Harold. When nature called, Harold would spring to action, and re-do his "living room" by pushing out the old furniture. My brother is now in his late 20's and this still makes for interesting conversation....or so the family thinks...
i used to think that if i wiped after i pooped, my butt would fall off! i didn't wipe at all between the ages of 4 and 6!
When my little sister was just potty trained, she thought that when she pooed her insides were coming out. For about a month she would cry whenever she had to do it. Finally, my mom told her what it really was.
When I asked what manure was after it was mentioned on televsion, my mum told me it was poo and was used to make pastry. For years after, I never wanted to eat any pastry as I thought it was poo!!
I use to believe that if I had something to drink while going to the bathroom that the drink would go right through me and I would keep on weeing until I finished drinking.
when i was about 6 i used to think there was an army of poops inside me, and that the leader would be telling them to jump out my behind.. even as a very logic-driven kid, i never wondered why they never ran out.
When I was five I was to busy playing in the Wisconsin snow to come in the house and remove my snow suit to use the bathroom. Having two older brothers I knew they could pee standing up. I learned the cold way that girls can't pee like the boys
when i was a little kid my sister told me that whenever i poopied that grimace the purple guy from mcdonald's would come out of my butt so i held it in all the time and was scared.
When I was little I used to think that there were little men constantly working in my body to create my poop. They would have lunch breaks but they would never sleep....just constantly make poop. And I used to wonder how they got that job and if you can get that job when you get older......
I used to believe that if someone peed in the toilet and didn't flush it, then you peed in the same toilet, the two kinds of pee would mix and create a horrible toilet monster that would try to eat you.