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This is one of my brother's, and I apologise if it sounds bad but he was only little. He said to me: "I've got brown hair, and I do brown poo. I went to the toilet after Lesley the other day (a chinese friend of his) and there was a black poo. Do blond people do see-through poo?"
I used to believe that you had to run as fast as you can after you went to the bathroom, otherwise you would be attacked by the pee/poo monster, which was your pee/poo, only angry.
I also believed that if you peed in the pool and swam away, there would be a yellow trail to you.
I was a STRANGE kid.
When i was young i thought girls had nothing in there crotch area, it was just flat smooth skin, i thought they peed from there butt
When i was little, i used to think tht you wee out of the baby hole..and that poop also came out there to, until i looked and it wasnt true
When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!
I didn't understand why women sat when peeing (my mother) so I assumed that they peed out of their butt
when i was little i thought that if i needed a poo really badly and i didnt go i would have a baby, so i was always rushing a bout the house going to the toilet as a kid.
when i was younger and was going poo, i would think that if i push too hard that my bones would come out too.. one day i thought it actually happened, untill i realized i was ok
I used to believe that when i pooped it would build up in the sewers and turninto a big poop monster.Everybody had their own slot where their poop went,and turned into a monster.
i used to think that girls pooed out of their vagina
When I was about to turn 2, my mom was wanting me to stop needing diapers. She told me that once I was 2, the manager at Randall's (our grocery store) wouldn't let her buy diapers anymore. I bought the whole thing.
I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholes
i used to think that if u weed whilst pooing it would come out faster so I always waited till i needed a wee before I had a poo.
Up until I was approximately 7 or 8 years old, I believed that each family had its own way of going to the bathroom, and our family's way was to pull your pants down. I had only been in the company of my own family and cousins in the bathroom, and it wasn't until a scouting expedition, when I was with other girls in the bathroom, that I discovered that everybody pulls their pants down to go to the bathroom.
I used to beliieve that urine was stored in the scrotum. I guess I didn't consider where girls held theirs.
This is actually my son's belief.He thought i used to pee out of my butt.One day in a public restroom,my son was standing back by the toilet while i peed(he was only three),he announced nice and loud for all to hear,Mom,you pee out your butt,just like a horse!Yes i stayed in the stall until the coast was clear
I used to believe that brown people had brown poop and white people had white poop.
A friend of mine told me about a girl who, when they were around 5 or 6, was utterly convinced that pee was actually lemonade, but only when it was a man's pee. This girl claimed to have seen a video of it, confirming her belief. my friend and I still laugh about this today.
When I was a little girl, I believed there must be something that I thought of as a Turd Fairy. The Turd Fairy, I thought, was the one that put the biggest turds in the toilet that sometiemes showed up there when I went to poopoo or try to. That was because I was sure that my anus couldn't possibly open wide enough to let out the bigggest turds that I would see after I pooped. So it must take a Turd Fairy to put those biggest turds there, I thought.
I used to believe that teachers never went pee or poop. I used to think only normal people did. I believed this until my mom told me. I also found out went my math teacher said that even teacher need to pee and all of that.