weeing and pooing

When he was younger, my brother used to believe that when you ate something it went down a tube into a machine in your body. The machine would mush it up into a log, add nuts or corn, dye it brown, and spray skunk spray on it. Then it would come out of the other end of the machine. You know the rest.

Katherine

i used to believe..
my balls were full of pee

wazza

Since women have to sit on the toilet to urinate, I assumed that feces and urine came out of the same hole.

MD Caruso

When I was about 4, I accidentally walked in on my brother, who was peeing. I noticed he was standing up, and later that day, I decided that if HE could stand up while peeing, why can't I? I tried it, and I ended up making a mess.

Ai

Until I was about eight years old I believed that girls peed from their clitoris (well, it looked that way from up here!).

Clitpeer

as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!

Anon

I used to believe that when girls pee'd they would hover over the toilet. I finally was tod that they sit down (well, OK, saw that they sit down) when I walked in on my girlfriend. That was last yaer when I was 18.

Lee

This is one of my brother's, and I apologise if it sounds bad but he was only little. He said to me: "I've got brown hair, and I do brown poo. I went to the toilet after Lesley the other day (a chinese friend of his) and there was a black poo. Do blond people do see-through poo?"

Maz

I used to believe that you had to run as fast as you can after you went to the bathroom, otherwise you would be attacked by the pee/poo monster, which was your pee/poo, only angry.

I also believed that if you peed in the pool and swam away, there would be a yellow trail to you.

I was a STRANGE kid.

Random-Weird-Girl

When i was young i thought girls had nothing in there crotch area, it was just flat smooth skin, i thought they peed from there butt

Anon

When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!

Greg

I didn't understand why women sat when peeing (my mother) so I assumed that they peed out of their butt

Chris

When I got my first period, it came out brown. I thought I had pooped my pants, and that it was mushed into my underwear. I knew what periods were, but I thought they invariably came out red.

Anon

when i was little i thought that if i needed a poo really badly and i didnt go i would have a baby, so i was always rushing a bout the house going to the toilet as a kid.

froggy

when i was younger and was going poo, i would think that if i push too hard that my bones would come out too.. one day i thought it actually happened, untill i realized i was ok

Anon

I used to believe that when i pooped it would build up in the sewers and turninto a big poop monster.Everybody had their own slot where their poop went,and turned into a monster.

chris

i used to think that girls pooed out of their vagina

Richo

When I was about to turn 2, my mom was wanting me to stop needing diapers. She told me that once I was 2, the manager at Randall's (our grocery store) wouldn't let her buy diapers anymore. I bought the whole thing.

FrEaKpRiNcEsSjEn

I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholes

Anon

i used to think that if u weed whilst pooing it would come out faster so I always waited till i needed a wee before I had a poo.

erin