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I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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When my brother was little, he took a bath and while he was in there, he pooped. Instead of getting away from it, he smeared it all over the walls. I guess he thought it was paint or something...
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i used to believe the testicles stored urine and when a man peed they would get smaller, like a balloon letting out air
When he was younger, my brother used to believe that when you ate something it went down a tube into a machine in your body. The machine would mush it up into a log, add nuts or corn, dye it brown, and spray skunk spray on it. Then it would come out of the other end of the machine. You know the rest.
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i used to believe..
my balls were full of pee
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Since women have to sit on the toilet to urinate, I assumed that feces and urine came out of the same hole.
When I was about 4, I accidentally walked in on my brother, who was peeing. I noticed he was standing up, and later that day, I decided that if HE could stand up while peeing, why can't I? I tried it, and I ended up making a mess.
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Until I was about eight years old I believed that girls peed from their clitoris (well, it looked that way from up here!).
as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!
I used to believe that when girls pee'd they would hover over the toilet. I finally was tod that they sit down (well, OK, saw that they sit down) when I walked in on my girlfriend. That was last yaer when I was 18.
This is one of my brother's, and I apologise if it sounds bad but he was only little. He said to me: "I've got brown hair, and I do brown poo. I went to the toilet after Lesley the other day (a chinese friend of his) and there was a black poo. Do blond people do see-through poo?"
I used to believe that you had to run as fast as you can after you went to the bathroom, otherwise you would be attacked by the pee/poo monster, which was your pee/poo, only angry.
I also believed that if you peed in the pool and swam away, there would be a yellow trail to you.
I was a STRANGE kid.
When i was young i thought girls had nothing in there crotch area, it was just flat smooth skin, i thought they peed from there butt
When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!
I didn't understand why women sat when peeing (my mother) so I assumed that they peed out of their butt
when i was little i thought that if i needed a poo really badly and i didnt go i would have a baby, so i was always rushing a bout the house going to the toilet as a kid.
when i was younger and was going poo, i would think that if i push too hard that my bones would come out too.. one day i thought it actually happened, untill i realized i was ok
I used to believe that when i pooped it would build up in the sewers and turninto a big poop monster.Everybody had their own slot where their poop went,and turned into a monster.
i used to think that girls pooed out of their vagina
When I was about to turn 2, my mom was wanting me to stop needing diapers. She told me that once I was 2, the manager at Randall's (our grocery store) wouldn't let her buy diapers anymore. I bought the whole thing.
I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholes