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When I was a little girl, I believed there must be something that I thought of as a Turd Fairy. The Turd Fairy, I thought, was the one that put the biggest turds in the toilet that sometiemes showed up there when I went to poopoo or try to. That was because I was sure that my anus couldn't possibly open wide enough to let out the bigggest turds that I would see after I pooped. So it must take a Turd Fairy to put those biggest turds there, I thought.
When i was little, i used to think tht you wee out of the baby hole..and that poop also came out there to, until i looked and it wasnt true
I used to believe that teachers never went pee or poop. I used to think only normal people did. I believed this until my mom told me. I also found out went my math teacher said that even teacher need to pee and all of that.
not sure how old i was... but i was still in junior school.. a group of us at school came to the conclusion that girls never learnt to go to the toilet... this was concluded from seeing tampon (and other such ladies products) being advertised on TV... we thought that they were nappies for women...
I used to believe that ladies did wees out of their bottom
when i was a kid, we swam in a lake. My sister always told me that when you hit a warm spot, it was where someone had just pee. I believed her, and everytime i hit a warm spot, i swam as fast as i could in the other direction!
To this day, I don't know if it is true, but after reading Silence of the lambs I thought your faeces changed colour as it hit the air coming out of you... Although I was 13 at the time it still fascinated me and I used to try and have a look. It was sort of like having a Gloal Hypercolour T shirt in your body. I don't look now.
When Michael Jackson's vidoe for Thriller first aired I thought it was a horror movie(because it was quite long for a video). It scared me so much I wet myself, while sitting in front of the TV. The carpet was soaked. And the really bad thing was, I was at a friends house. I became the laughing stock of the neighbourhood for months after that.
when i was a kid, i used to imagine that there was a wizard-like person that lived in my body, right above the bunghole, and he pushed my crap through this portal that radiated light, and everytime i held my poo, i imagined this wizard trying to use his magic to push it back out. You know, the dung would come pushing back up through the portal and this little wizard dude in this light green cloak chanted getting the turd out.
I used to be afraid of the blue toilet cleaner. When I peed in a toilet that had the stuff in it, i freaked out because the liquid in the toilet was green! I thought the toilet had put a curse on me!
My little brother,Ethan,believed until he was like seven or eight(he's eight now) that girls pee out of their butts.He thuoght that since they didn't have a penis,there was absolutely no other opening pee could possibly come out of.Ok....
I used to believe that there was no point in having a drink of water and then going to the bathroom. I thought you would pee out what you had just taken in.
I'm a boy and when I was much younger I thought that everyone had a sac (which I latter found out was a scrotum and only boys had one) that stored their pee
I used to believe that fat people were full of pee, and if they snagged themselves on something, they would spring a leak.
I used to believe that if you held on to your wee/pee whatever its called, then you would pee for as long as it took you hold on.
I used to think that when I peed into the nature and flowers would later grow there, that I would then be partly in those flowers. I hated to go pee on the toilet, because I didn't want to live in the toilent...
A big part of me still thinks this way...
When I was little, my dad put up a bookshelf in our bathroom so we could read while we did our business. I used to sit for hours on the toilet reading, and when my mom was fed up, she told me if you sit too long on the toilet, your guts fall out. I believed it until recently.
I used to think that whatever you consumed would automatically turn to pee, then depending on how long you waited to go to the bathroom the pee would change into diarrhea, then to soft pooh, then to hard pooh, You didn't want to let it get to hard pooh... that was bad
I used to think that if you poop and pee enough on the floor, you could summon a poop monster that you can ride on and use to battle. Me and my brother tried making poop monsters n the bathroom so we can battle with them, like in Pokemon, but it didn't work. We ended up pooping all over the floor and making our mom mad.
Like "johnypants" I believed that girls didn't go poo. I knew that the peed, because I'd seen it happen. I even knew where babies come from, so I thought that with all those things happening down there, there wasn't room for anything else and they just had an incredibly strong digestive system that rendered everything down into pee.