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I used to think tampons are plugs for uncontrollable urnating for womens because I always see my mom putting it in on while sitting on a toilet seat. I thought she was just plugging her pee hole cuz she was contsantly peeing for a very long time and doesnt have time to empty her very large bladder.

one stupid kid
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when i was younger i used to think that the testicle sack was a urine storage and that when boys went to go pee-pee they had to squeeze the testicle sack

LoZ
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When I was little and being potty trained, my family was having a picnic with friends when I needed to have a wee. There were no toilets around so my mum plonked me on some tree roots (at the bottom of a tree) and told me to wee there. I ended up doing a wee on the grass, because I believed that if you weed on the bottom of a tree, then you would have to live in that tree forever. everyone was watching me while I was squatting to go wee wees on the grass. That was my most embarrassing story, even though I was young....

Picnic Entertainer
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I used to think women peed out their buttholes, and that their vaginas were just for babies. I always wondered if they could pee and poop at the same time.

Anon
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I used to believe that guys and girls use the bathroom the same way until I learned later in the 6th grade that they stand up to pee....I thought it was so gross and have never gone into a boys bathroom.

stupid
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I used to think that celebreties and other famous people never used the bathroom! i guess the belief emerged out of the fact that at that point they hardly showed any actors or actresses visiting the bathroom in a movie!

Anon
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I used to think dog poop in parks was poop from homeless people, because i didnt know animals could poop too

Anon
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I got my hands on a porno magazine at a very young age. After that I thought that boys peed white!

Anon
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Until I was about 8 or 9, i thought that girls peed from their anus. It was the only logical explanation I could think of for why they would sit down to pee.

James
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When I was a child I used to believe that if I went to the toilet in the water at the beach on holiday in the north part of Australia, when I went home it would follow me to the south part and meet me on the beach there!!

Anon
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Around 6 or 7, I thought a boy's scrotum was his "pee-bag", where urine was stored.

fred
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6th grade is when they begin to teach sex education and i always thought that when a guys hits puberty that when he pees there would be sperm in the urine and i never got into any pool after i learned that coz i knew that everyone pees in the pool. i learned to love showers and bathtubs afterwards.

hahaha
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When I was little, I knew what boys had (I am one) and I knew what girls had,,,but I always wundered how do girls go pee if they dont have what I have???...Then I thought....Oh they must pee out of their bottoms? of course I know differently today..

Jacob
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I used to believe that girls urinated out of there butts.

Ghotzy
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I used to think that there were people that worked in the sewers all day, all year, that, when you flushed your doo-doo, they would take, it smush it up, and use it to make new toilet paper.

Anonymous
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i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would die

Anon
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When I was little I was scared of poop so my mom told me they were fish So every time we'd go somewere and I had to poo I'd scream FISHIES are trying to come out!!!!!

Scared of poop
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i used to believe that if i went to the bathroom when i was with my friends playing, thta they would all do something super fun and special just because i was gone, so i wouldnt go to the bathroom until i absolutly had to, which sometimes resulted in me wetting myself!!

GiNA
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As a grownup, I've seen Fleet Babylax, which seems vaguely similar to what my mother must have used on me in one of my earliest childhood memories. I know she was squeezing something into my rectum and it felt really freaky. I asked her what it was for and she said in a reluctant and put-out tone, "It's to make you doodoo." I was incredulous because I'd been well indoctrinated at the time into a view that doodoo was nasty and a naughty subject that one didn't mention if possible. I'd never yet imagined that doodooing was'nt something one could be fine without dooing for however long one didn't get the urge to, and be all the more sweet, pure and well-behaved for avoiding for that matter. I'd yet to get any inkling that expelling feces might be a necessary and healthful thing. So in my incredulity I asked my mother again what it was for. She just waxed more cranky and pissed as she repeated,
"IT'S TO MAKE YOU DOODOO!" Gee, for whatever I might have thought of my mother most of the time back then, that day I thought she was really being some kind of cruel monster for trying, just for the fun of it, to make me be naughty and doodoo when I wasn't feeling the least inclination to do so.

constipated Courtney
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When I was 5 or 6 I accidently walked in on my dad in the bathroom.All I saw was what I thought was his finger.Until I was about 9 I thought men peed out of their fingers and then I found out by my mom that is was his penis.

Not quite a finger...
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