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I used to believe that girls peed out of their butts. Why else would they have to sit down to pee?

Anon
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I used to believe that, while relieving myself, I could flush before I was done and finish sooner. My puny brain rationalized it this way: ue to some obscure cosmicaw, I must be done before the flushing cycle is finished, so if I flush early, it only stands to reason that my voiding would then speed up to accomodate finishing before the flush.

J N
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When I was younger I was always told that if you touched dandelions and didn't wash your hands, and then you put your hands in your mouth, like when you were eating, you would wet the bed.

Anon
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i used to belive when i was 3 years old that a planes toilet would sport out poo so i loked out the window each time i went.

booobang
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i used to believe that if u swallowed chewing gum u would get stuck to the toilet seat when going for a poo

candycane
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I was always told that if one played with fire (such as poking at campfires with sticks, etc.) that one would wet the bed.

Needless to say, with a family that had at least one campout a year with a large campfire...this led to more than one kid in our family developing complexes about the matter O_o

Anon
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When I was about 7 I thought that boys could not wee if they sat down and that is why they stood up!

Sherry
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I used to believe that women peed out of their butt holes, since they don't have penises. I was kind of close.

Joey Schwartzman
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I used to believe that girls never pooped that only boys did and girls peed to get rid of there "wastes"

Pooh
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I use to believe that if i peed in the bathtub my pee would turn into little spiders and bite me

Heather
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I used to think that you coundnt pee and poo at the same time so I would allways go seperatly!!!

Bob
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I used to believe that if i didn't take a crap fast enough, the toilet would overflow. I always thought this beacause my sister would always overflow the toilet!

Jamie
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i thought that when boys had to poop they pooped (in a urinal) so when they where done peeing the would turn around and poop ewwwwwwwwwww

pee like a boy
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My brother's best friend convinced him that black people don't poop.

Anon
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When I went to the bathroom if I had gum in my mouth I had to take it out because I believed that it would turn into poop if it was in my mouth while and I was going to the bathroom.

Dee
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I used to believe that every time I cried I had to pee because God wanted me to forget about whatever it was I was upset about.

Shannon
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when i was younger i thought that in my butt there were a bunch of poop chunks sitting around (and because of a raisin comercial i had seen, i imagined them with sunglasses) and there was a hole in the middle of their room and they were all just waiting for the day that they would get to jump down the hole.

Anon
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I used to believe that if you drink one drink after another, you would get diarrhea.
Such as drinking juice and then soda.

Devin
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When I was little I believed that if you were eating while going #2 you would fart REALLY loud and continue to fart loud over and over until after you'd swallowed the food. I always made sure to swallow any food before sitting down!

Anon
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When I was pretty young I never knew that girls had vaginas. I always thought that they pissed out of their butt and that whenever a man and a woman would have sex they'd use her but. I also thought that I came out that way. It wasn't until later that I finally asked how a girl pees.

Spaz
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