weeing and pooing

When I was a little girl, I got the notion that in order for a boy to urinate, he had to squeeze his penis. It wasn't until I was 20 or so that I found out I was wrong.

Sydney

I used to beleive that the word POOPIE ment that you had to go POOH and PEE at the same time.

George

i used to beleive girls peed out their ass. some girls i knew had peed their pants and the wet stain would be on the back instead of the boys in the front.

joe

My mom had an easy time potty training me. She said if I didn't go to the bathroom at the right time it would all back up and come out my mouth.

Nick Lucas

when i was little i thought that a girl and boy pee in a toilet the color of the pee would be the skin color of their baby.

Anon

I used to believe that girls peed out of their butts. Why else would they have to sit down to pee?

Anon

I used to believe that, while relieving myself, I could flush before I was done and finish sooner. My puny brain rationalized it this way: ue to some obscure cosmicaw, I must be done before the flushing cycle is finished, so if I flush early, it only stands to reason that my voiding would then speed up to accomodate finishing before the flush.

J N

When I was younger I was always told that if you touched dandelions and didn't wash your hands, and then you put your hands in your mouth, like when you were eating, you would wet the bed.

Anon

i used to belive when i was 3 years old that a planes toilet would sport out poo so i loked out the window each time i went.

booobang

i used to believe that if u swallowed chewing gum u would get stuck to the toilet seat when going for a poo

candycane

I was always told that if one played with fire (such as poking at campfires with sticks, etc.) that one would wet the bed.

Needless to say, with a family that had at least one campout a year with a large campfire...this led to more than one kid in our family developing complexes about the matter O_o

Anon

When I was about 7 I thought that boys could not wee if they sat down and that is why they stood up!

Sherry

I used to believe that women peed out of their butt holes, since they don't have penises. I was kind of close.

Joey Schwartzman

I used to believe that girls never pooped that only boys did and girls peed to get rid of there "wastes"

Pooh

I use to believe that if i peed in the bathtub my pee would turn into little spiders and bite me

Heather

I used to think that you coundnt pee and poo at the same time so I would allways go seperatly!!!

Bob

I used to believe that if i didn't take a crap fast enough, the toilet would overflow. I always thought this beacause my sister would always overflow the toilet!

Jamie

i thought that when boys had to poop they pooped (in a urinal) so when they where done peeing the would turn around and poop ewwwwwwwwwww

pee like a boy

My brother's best friend convinced him that black people don't poop.

Anon

When I went to the bathroom if I had gum in my mouth I had to take it out because I believed that it would turn into poop if it was in my mouth while and I was going to the bathroom.

Dee