the best of weeing and pooing
I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
1,051 beliefs
When I went to the bathroom if I had gum in my mouth I had to take it out because I believed that it would turn into poop if it was in my mouth while and I was going to the bathroom.
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I used to believe that every time I cried I had to pee because God wanted me to forget about whatever it was I was upset about.
when i was younger i thought that in my butt there were a bunch of poop chunks sitting around (and because of a raisin comercial i had seen, i imagined them with sunglasses) and there was a hole in the middle of their room and they were all just waiting for the day that they would get to jump down the hole.
When I was little I believed that if you were eating while going #2 you would fart REALLY loud and continue to fart loud over and over until after you'd swallowed the food. I always made sure to swallow any food before sitting down!
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I used to believe that my balls was where my urine was stored.
When I was pretty young I never knew that girls had vaginas. I always thought that they pissed out of their butt and that whenever a man and a woman would have sex they'd use her but. I also thought that I came out that way. It wasn't until later that I finally asked how a girl pees.
when i was a little kid, once we went to this kid's house that my mom and his mom were friends with. (they went to our church.) well i had to go to the bathroom so i went in. and there was this little trash can full of toilet paper crumpled up next to the toilet. and i thought since there was a boy living there, that it must be because when boys go to the bathroom they put their toilet paper in a special can. i don't know why i thought that, but i thought that for the longest time, till i was like 10.
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i always thought that if you weed and pooed at the same time you would explode.
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The first times my mom made me use a toilet to do #2 i would cry because i thought if you poo'd you would empty out.
I used to believe that tampons were things that people put up their backsides if they needed a poo
when I was 5 y.o. or so, I thought my pee was stored in my "malebag" or my scrotum. heh kinda wierd. I found out when I was 6 or 7
I used to believe that your poop was stored in your back. When your back could hold no more, that's when you pooped!
when i was a child i believed that there was a little man inside me that used to push the poop out of me when he was ready
I used to think shit was exhaust from a tailpipe.
I was told that if I sat on hot concrete, like a sidewalk, that it would be very difficult to take a poop. I think my grandmother told me that.
my mum always told me that if i sat on the toilet for too long reading books that a piece of skin would grow across my butt and i would never be able to poop again
I used to believe that if you drink one drink after another, you would get diarrhea.
Such as drinking juice and then soda.
when i was 3 or 4 i thought women pee'd out of their butt
When I was very young, about 3 or 4 years old, my cousin told me "when you go to the bathroom, you poop out your bones". I was terrified of going to the bathroom and was afraid that would happen and my bones would be flushed away down the toilet! I finally could not wait any longer, so to be on the safe side, I used a bucket instead of the toilet! Somehow after doing that, I got over the "fear". Maybe I got in trouble or something....I don't remember!
Well, one time, my sister found my other sister's poop behind the couch (how'd it get there? i don't wanna know). She thought it was chocolate, and ate it.