body functions: weeing and pooing

When my friend and I were little we made up this system for whenever you had to use the toilet. Obviously number 1 was pee, and number 2 was poop. Well we went on to add that number 3 was both pee and poop and number 4 was diarrhea

I used to believe that ladies peed out of their rear. This was because they always sat down to pee, and had a hole in font. I thought penises were inverted, hence, butt-peeing.

I believe that until i was 15.

My Grandma always told me to go to the bathroom right when I had to and not to hold it. She said I would get a bladder infection if I did. Well for some reason I thought she said "marmalayder" when she said Bladder. One day I actually told my mom "Hurry, take me to the bath room before I get a marmalayder infection!"

When I was little i believed u only had to poop a limited amount of times, and when i counted down to 0, I celebrated cuz i thought i wouldnt have to crap anymore
But when I had to go again i was so mad

Being a young boy, I used to think that girls peed out of their butts. Futhermore, I held this concept to be true well into my late-teen years as there was no logical reasoning to challenge this belief. I must have slept through a few health classes.

When I was younger, I never realized that pooing was a way to get rid of the food that you ate earlier, I always just thoguht it would keep piling up until eventually you would have to empty yourself out somewhere

Somehow I got the notion growing up that boys don't poo, but that only girls poop. Someone must have told me that, but I don't remember who. It caused me to break up with a boyfriend who told me that boys poop just the same as I do, because I thought he was lying. I sure miss him now. I've never met anyone who I like nearly so much as I now like him, knowing he was telling the truth.

SINCE I WAS ABOUT 5 I WAS CONVINCEDWOMEN PEE OUT THERE BUTT, THOUGH CRUSHING THAT BELEF I WONDERED HOW THEY PEED AND POOPAT THE SAME TIME THEN AT ABOUT AGE 7 I FOUND OUT THEY HAD VJAY-JAYS.......

When I was 6, my next door neighbour (who was 4) was complaining of a sore tooth. I told her that if she put poo on her tooth, it would make it all better.

She used to believe!

When I was little I thought that food stayed in your digestive system for months, so every time you did number two you were looking at food reamins that had been rotting for a considerable time. I never seemed to notice the connection between the corn for dinner/corn in the stool connection.

when I was little and missed the toilet when peeing, my parents would say "there's a leak in the pee pipe". I imagined a little water works in my body and sometimes the pee pipe would break and I would spray everywhere.

i use to believe to when you pooed it was in liquid form but you had bags at your anus that held the pooped when you pooped and thats how it held its form and when you had diahrea thne you where out of bags and you had to sleep to get the bags back because u used all of the bags ......i discovered that it wasn't true when i stuck a pencil in the poo to try and see a bag.....

My older sister told me that pooping was when your butt threw up, and I believed her until fifth grade when we learned what it REALLY was.

when i was VERY little i saw some white doggy poo and i thought that black people pooed white

I used to think if White peoples poo was brown, then brown people's poo was white.

I used to think that if you held in your poop too long, it would melt inside you and become diarrhea.