the best of weeing and pooing
I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
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When I was young I used to believe that when I got an erection, that meant I had to pee. I thought that pee filled up the wanker making it hard!
One of my friends (Not me, honest!) used to believe that girls pissed out their arseholes, hence the reason why they sat down to pee. He believed this up until Year 8 when the whole class corrected him.
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I thought that if you went to the bathroom while it was raining, you would have diarrhea.
well, this by far has to be the wierdest belief in this section. When I was little I used to have imaginary friends, and whenever I would need to go to the bathroom, i would think I would have to go to the bathroom because my invisible friends wanted to come visit me. So I would sit on the toilet and pretend to chat with them.
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When I was a kid, I always thought that girls peed out of their butts, dunno why
I know a kid who used to think that women peed out of their butts and thats why they sat down on toilets. I remember having to calmly explain to him that he was mistaken.
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My mom used to say, "If you sit on the pot too long, a worm willo grow in your stomach!" To this day, I am not sure if that's true or not. I'm 26.
When I was little I used to believe that white people pooped white.
when I was young, I thought girls didn't poop, only peed. I don't know why I thought that.
As a child I somehow came to the conclusion that it was impossible to pee and poo at the same time. Twenty-five years later, I still occasionally catch myself squeezing both out at once just to prove that I can.
i used to think that going to the bathroom made you lose weight,but hey i was wrong
when i was young i believed that when i took a poo that i was only pooping the candy bar that i ate a couple hours ago, i believed this for a very long time untill one day when my mum caught me trying to eat my own poo and she told me what it really was
When I was little I always took off my shirt when I took a poop because i thought it would get stuck in my shirt and I wouldn't notice, I also thought that the people would laugh at me and i would not know why.
I used to believe that girls couldn't do number 2
I used to get pee and poo mixed up. I finally found out that pee meant "water" and poo meant "something."
When I was young, my mother told me that all people should poop at least once a day. I never pooped every day, so I, naturally, freaked out when she told me this, and tried very hard to poop every day. When I couldn't I thought I was constipated, and that constipation was a disease!
I know better now....
Up until about kindergarten, I took a crap sitting facing the toilet tank. I believed that if I din't sit in this position, something horible would hapen to me.
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wen i learned that girls dont have a thing i used to think they peed out of their boobs( cuz u no guys dont have them!!!!)
i used to believe that boys when they peed, so no one could see their "thing" always carried a sheet with them to wrap around the urinal(like a stall), so no one could see them. cuz u know how other people can see your penis in the mens room
For years I believed that my urine came out of my vagina.