weeing and pooing

One of my friends (Not me, honest!) used to believe that girls pissed out their arseholes, hence the reason why they sat down to pee. He believed this up until Year 8 when the whole class corrected him.

Dunkerbun

I thought that if you went to the bathroom while it was raining, you would have diarrhea.

Mer

well, this by far has to be the wierdest belief in this section. When I was little I used to have imaginary friends, and whenever I would need to go to the bathroom, i would think I would have to go to the bathroom because my invisible friends wanted to come visit me. So I would sit on the toilet and pretend to chat with them.

Gangsta

When I was a kid, I always thought that girls peed out of their butts, dunno why

CrAcKaJaP

I know a kid who used to think that women peed out of their butts and thats why they sat down on toilets. I remember having to calmly explain to him that he was mistaken.

Leela

My mom used to say, "If you sit on the pot too long, a worm willo grow in your stomach!" To this day, I am not sure if that's true or not. I'm 26.

Nunya

When I was little I used to believe that white people pooped white.

JC

when I was young, I thought girls didn't poop, only peed. I don't know why I thought that.

The Prophet

As a child I somehow came to the conclusion that it was impossible to pee and poo at the same time. Twenty-five years later, I still occasionally catch myself squeezing both out at once just to prove that I can.

SWC

i used to think that going to the bathroom made you lose weight,but hey i was wrong

elizabeth

when i was young i believed that when i took a poo that i was only pooping the candy bar that i ate a couple hours ago, i believed this for a very long time untill one day when my mum caught me trying to eat my own poo and she told me what it really was

brett zackery roberts

When I was little I always took off my shirt when I took a poop because i thought it would get stuck in my shirt and I wouldn't notice, I also thought that the people would laugh at me and i would not know why.

The Coutionous Poop

I used to believe that girls couldn't do number 2

Jason

I used to get pee and poo mixed up. I finally found out that pee meant "water" and poo meant "something."

Receipt

When I was young, my mother told me that all people should poop at least once a day. I never pooped every day, so I, naturally, freaked out when she told me this, and tried very hard to poop every day. When I couldn't I thought I was constipated, and that constipation was a disease!
I know better now....

MEH

Up until about kindergarten, I took a crap sitting facing the toilet tank. I believed that if I din't sit in this position, something horible would hapen to me.

Anon

wen i learned that girls dont have a thing i used to think they peed out of their boobs( cuz u no guys dont have them!!!!)

weirdo

i used to believe that boys when they peed, so no one could see their "thing" always carried a sheet with them to wrap around the urinal(like a stall), so no one could see them. cuz u know how other people can see your penis in the mens room

jen

For years I believed that my urine came out of my vagina.

Anon

The first time I remember having to go poopoo outdoors, I was suprised to soon find flies swarming around my turd that I'd dropped in the woods. I got the idea that that was where where flies came from, that they'd been made in my poo while it was still inside me. For a long time after that, I couldn't bring myself to flushing my dooky down any potty, thinking that would be drowning the poor flies that I gave birth to.

Angelica