body functions: weeing and pooing

The first time I remember having to go poopoo outdoors, I was suprised to soon find flies swarming around my turd that I'd dropped in the woods. I got the idea that that was where where flies came from, that they'd been made in my poo while it was still inside me. For a long time after that, I couldn't bring myself to flushing my dooky down any potty, thinking that would be drowning the poor flies that I gave birth to.

My father chewed tobacco, and would spit it into the toilet. He would never flush. I always thought my dad's poop was like coffee grounds because he would never flush after he did his. I thought there was something wrong with his poop.

When I was about 5 or 6 I used to believe that if you crapped in your underpants, a small brown woodlouse would appear on the carpet in front of you and get you in trouble.........DON`T ASK

i used to beleive that whe you used to poo and flush them they would end up going to a town in the sewers. I used to think that they could all sing and dance this beleif came from south park mr hanky the christmas poo

Back as a little Boy my parents laid me
down for a Nap. I found it to be a very
"Boring thing to do. Instead I Found that I had "Brown Finger Paints to
put on the walls, the Bed, Me
..
I do not know why my parents did not
like my art expression

When I was younger, I had a bedwetting problem and my mother used to put one of those puddle-pads on my bed at night. I grew out of this by the time I was about six, and once when I was probably around eight or nine I was at my grandparents' house. My grandma was putting what looked like a puddle-pad on my bed, and, infuriated that she would assume I would wet the bed, I cried out:
"Hey! I don't need those any more, what are you doing?!"

She couldn't stop laughing and finally explained that it was just a cotton pad to make the mattress more comfortable.

Someone once told me that if your pee was too yellow that meant you weren't drinking enough milk. Since I hated milk as a child (and still do) I was terrified that something was wrong because my pee was yellow.

I used to believe that babies pood out of their belly button.....it wasn't until i was like 12 that i realized it was their umbilical cord drying up....not poo

When I was young around the age of 2,3 or 4
I believed that I would see my poop again!
Everytime I went number 2 i would wait awhile before I flushed because I would talk to it then when I flushed I would say " Bye Bye Poopies See You Tommorrow!' I even sent some of my moms earrings with them for a present.
One time I had gone to the bathroom and didnt flush because i didnt want to say goodbye to it yet but my mom flushed it for me and for 2 days i wouldnt talk to her i was so mad.

All through preschool I would pretty much only drink white grape juice and assumed the reason my pee was the yellowish color it was, was a result of the yellowish juice. One day while at my grandparents house i drank a big glass of purple kool-aid, then ran to the bathroom. I was very disappointed when my pee did not come out purple

It did not occur to me until this summer (I was 21) that girls wipe after they pee. I learned this when I was riding in a car with a girl and she said she had to pee, and I offered to stop on the side of the road, but she said no, because she didn't have any toilet paper. So I said, "But I thought you just had to pee?"

i used to believe i was a boy and weed standing up but then my mom said that i was meant to sit down this is the 2nd person i have ever told in my 29 years i have lived!!!

i used to believe that you pooped and peeed out of the same whole. so i used to think when you had a hard poop to get out, you should start peeing and the pee would escape through the edges of the poo which would create a grease. then it would be easier to poo.

I used to think boys pooped out from their penis and girls pooped out from their vagina.

i used to think that when i peed, a baby would come out into the toilet. (mind you, i was 5, so, i wasn't even pregnant)

One time when I was about four I apparently pooped something hurtful and my thought was that a snake had bit me. For years I was always afraid of snakes biting my butt.