the best of weeing and pooing
I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown
body functions: weeing and pooing
1,051 beliefs
I believed that in using the toilet, one would completely remove his pants, and toss them aside. I did this till I saw the correct way on a movie. To this day, I still prefer to be naked at home when I poop. (Ft. Lauderdale is hot!)
I thought that humans were hollow like a shell.
So one day I sat on the loo and drank glass after glass of water (from the sink!) until I wee weed. I told my Mum proudly about my discovery and she must have thought I was mad!!!!
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when i was little i belived that a garbage dump is were all the poo and pee went to feed the birds
When i was about 7,my half-brothers sister(brook)and i wereplaying around on the porch when i saw a dog terd. i told her it was a tootsie roll. she picked it up and started to put it in her mouth and eat it. Her mom caught her just in time, and i didnt get into trouble. i dont think brook ate tootsie rolls 4 a while!
When I was younger my aunt used the saying "oh crap" alot.She had a 5 year old mentaly retarded boy.When she said this he would always run to the bathroom,sit on the toilet and start trying to poop.
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As a young child, I believed that if one held their poop long enough, it'd melt and one would have diarrhea.
When I was 3, I walked into the toilet as my Brothers wife (yes my brother is nearly 20 yrs older than me) was taking a pee on the toilet. She used to wear low cut tops and expose her cleavage. The cleavage looked like an ass, so from then on I thought that women used to shit from between their tits. I know better now ;-)
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I used to believe that if you wore your socks to bed, they would turn into poop.
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When I was about 6 or 7, my nana told me that pounding on your knees can relieve constipation. I still doing it until now...
My mother toilet trained us with the water running from the faucet. She believed that it was the power of suggestion. To this day, if I am sitting near a fountain or if I hear running water, I have to pee immediately.
When i was little i thought that when u pooped there was little people inside that would cut the poop and it would fall into the toilet. And one day my poop got stuck in my bottom so i thought they were on a break so my mom had to pull it out instead. I still believe that and im 11.
I used to believe that there was a urinal fairy (that urinal cake). You had to feed him, or he would find you and bite your penis off. Ouch!
I used to think that little angels would shove poo out of my behind!
I used to believe that pee came out your vagina..odd.. I also didn't know about where it did come out... Up until a little too recently...
Whever I flatulated in front of my mother, she would ask me, do I have to go to the pot. So I thought it was the feces making all that noise up there.
I used to believe that you couldn't be thisty and have to pee at the same time.
When I was younger, I used to believe that guys poo'd out of their penises.
I thought girls peed out of a little hairy stick that popped out of their bottom when they needed to go.
This was because I had been taken into the ladies when Iwas about 4 and had stood beside the toilet while my mum had crouched over the pan and had a pee.
What I had seen was her peeing and her pubic hair caught up in the flow and when she stopped it disappeared back up into her bum.
I thought that this stick popped out at the moment you started to pee and then disappeared again when you finished but how did it know when to pop out?
I thought this was the way girls peed until I was about 9 and saw a girl take her pants down in front of me and pee.
I used to believe that whenever I leave something open (like a window or something) something pops out at night when youre sleeping and goes inside you and starts putting water in you to make you pee real bad when you wake up. So I closed everything in the morning
My little brother thought that tears and pee were the same thing. He thought he cried out urine.