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i use to believe that girls could pee and what they peed from was a perfect circle. It sound stupid right...

Mike
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I used to believe the whole section of my body from waistline to thigh was "dirty," and that if I ever touched myself there, even on my side, I would have to vigorously wash my hands!

ReluctantFiend
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i used to think that whenever you at there were little people inside of you that would take your food and toss it in a furnace and thats why your poo was brown then the liffle men would stick the poo to the inside of your head and you had to shake one loose to go to the bathroom

Anon
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when i was small i thought that pads were used for women to stop peeing as it looked like a diaper!!!

kandice
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I used to believe girls peed out of their butt.

Bob
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When I was very young, I thought a fart was a turd up there making that noise.

Anon
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When i was younger, i thought that since we didnt have tails, if i could get the poo to stay on, it would be my equivilent to a tail. sounds logical.

Anon
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When I was little, I thought that the Queen never went to the toilet!

Somerset Girl
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I remember when i was young, i thought that if anyone caught me weeing, then i would never stop weeing! i also believed that you would go to 'weeing school' if someone saw you doing your wees outside, and at the school they would feed you porridge everyday! don't ask me where i got this idea from, but i was only a little kid. i guess the idea of my male kindy teacher seeing me doing a wee outside frightened me too much because he wouldn't stop laughing and lecturing me about using the potty.

Lily
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Even before 'the talk' I knew guys had a penis. Well I thought that guys only pooed out diarea because of their penis. I thought they peed and pooed out of it. Know better now.

Anon
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when i was really little i used to think that, because women sat down to go the toilet, that they pissed out of their arse.

Anon
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When i was about seven i believed there were alligators with yellow moles all over their skin and they walked on 2 legs. They lived in my toilet. Whenever I went to the bathroom the toilet had a sensor which went down to a machine the alligators had. The machine would turn my waste into anything they wanted to eat of drink.My waste, now food would be transported down to their home in my toilet on white china plates.

Stubby
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I used to think that if you pinched your stomach you would go pee.

Anon
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I used to believe that girls pee out of their butts (My mom told me so.). One day, me and a girl started arguing about how they pee and she said that they didn't. I was shocked. She told me the truth, and I misheard her thought she said they pee out of
"Chinas." I was so confused. It wasn't until the next year in 6th grade Family Life that I learned the truth about all of the things I never understood.

Neo
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I used to believe that poo is stored in hips.

Muntazir Mehdi
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I used to believe that when I "made a poopie" in my diaper, marshmallows and Hershey's Kisses were coming out of my rear end.

Kirk
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I used to believe that girls' poop smelled worse than boys' poop.

Anon
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One boyfriend that I briefly had in high school told me that his sister once told him that girls don't shit. And he seemed to still believe that. I told him that was so stupid and that we all shit the same. He seemed so gratified that someone was finally willing to tell him whether his sister had lied or told the truth. It seemed to endear me to him so much. Before long he asked me if I'd show him that I shit. But that seemed silly and gross to me and was probably a factor in why we broke up. Knowing what I know now and having experienced all the dubious boyfriends that have come after him, I wish I HAD shown him that I shit. On the whole he's a vastly better memory than any later boyfriend!

Melanie
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I used to think that you didn't have to flush the chain or wash your hands if you had a wee, only a poo!

Anon
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When I was five or so, some younger kids used to wee in a potty and pour it down a drain outside. I feared toilets (I thought they might flood, I think I used to flush and run away) and I wasn't self-conscious, so I'd sometimes wee in the drain. Someone must have had a go at my parents about it ("your son's not toilet-trained", or something) because I remember getting this huge telling off, any my parents weren't that uptight usually. and I just thought, it's a drain, if they can pour wee down it, I can wee in it. (I don't know if "if everyone did that, it would stink" would have made sense to me).

I was very well behaved for a few years, but I remember seeing a poster at a swimming pool asking people to shower, and to "use the loo not the pool", and was shocked to realise that some people would wee in the pool, showers, the bath, a quiet alley or wherever, and others thought some or all of these were disgusting, or that the only thing good enough to use was a toilet and nine litres of pure mains water.

No wonder kids get so confused.

anon
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