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when i was little i thought that when u pied u shrunk and when short ppl passed i wud be like "wow u sure pee a lot"...i was a wierd little gurl

the gurl who never peed
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My auntie used to have a dog and whenever i went to her house, there'd usually be some dog poo in the back yard. Some of it was white because it was old or something. However, i thought that the white poo's were actually pee.

Anon
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Whwn I was little I thought women pooped out of their vagina.

Anon
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When I was younger I had chronic bladder and urinary tract infections which made me have accidents even while in elementary school because I would hold it as long as I possible could due to it being painful to pee, which also attributed to a pee-pee dance you could find me doing often.
I went through a stage where I didn't wear underwear to bed and thanks to my three older sisters who didn't want to have to share a room with a non-underwear wearing little sister while our house was being remodeled, I used to believe that if I didn't wear underwear to bed little elves and dwarfs, the size of specs, would crawl under my blankets and pajamas at night to build cobwebs so I would never be able to pee again. I would cry and cry and cry because I thought I would always have a full bladder and since I could never pee again, I was told I would always have the pain that came from my bladder problems. Needless to say, I was too scared to remain stubborn and they got their way, underwear it was. I'm still a little worried to go without.

Jess R
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i used to belive that when girls peed it came out of there ass

ben coombes
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When I was little I used to believe farts made you poop and pee makes you constepated and poop is pee when the full moon comes out and that twinkies made your stumack into a poop wall and pee ( poop) would make the wall fall and I would eat a pumpkin forcefully.

R.o.o.o.o.ol.
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one time i feared poop. my friend told me it was a brownie so i could eat it, but i didnt believe him. i was then scared until my mom told me it was just lots of bacteria.

ugualla
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i use to believe that when i wee the angels took it to heaven.

craig
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when I was little I thought only my race pooped and farted (Afro-Amaerican) .NOW I KNOW BETTER.

william
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one of the preschoolers I work with had this priceless bit of wisdom:

Girl: why do I pee?
Me: I don't know, why do you pee?
Girl: because that's what comes out of my vagina

Anon
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when my daughter was about 3 she would poo on her play dishes and say "I'm making dinner for you".

Anon
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When I was a small boy, I sometimes (was my imagination) got hot when using the Restroom. So therefor I removed all clothes exept my shirt. I thought it was horrible to see poop, so I removed my glasses as well.

I was horrified when I looked under a bathroom stall and saw pants around their ankles. I thought, "Those poor, hot people! They must be so embarrased that they can't remove their clothes!" Later I learned the truth.

I also thought that urinals were for people that didn't want to pull their pants down, so they used a urinal. A stall was for a person who didn't want to be seen while using the toilet.

I was a strange kid =D

Censored
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When i was little i used to live with my cousin and our moms, and i would start to rty and pee standing up and my mom found me one day and explained to me that boys had their peepee's on the outside and girls were on the inside.....a few days later she found "trying to find my peepee!"

Anon
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Whene I being potty trained right. Well whene my mom used to say "consentrate" and I thought that meaning poopoo *heh heh* so a few years later she would check on me and I would say "!Close The Door! I'm consentrating.

Morganna
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I thought that your turds were little people.

Cool Girl
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I used to believe that pee pee was liquidised green pees that you eat.

BoBo
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i used to think that grils don't pee but now i know they pee out of a hole

sirskate2
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I used to believe that if you put your finger in your belly button then smelt it you could smell your next poo

Anon
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I used to believe that I was just another one of the guys and I copied everything my brothers did. One day I saw one of my brothers pee standing up and proceeded to attempt to do so as well, but it didn't turn out too successfully.

Anon
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When I was very young I knew that only boys had penises. That was the extent of my knowledge though as I thought girls weed out of their bums ;)

Jay
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