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body functions: weeing and pooing

1,051 beliefs

the best of weeing and pooing

I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown

Anon

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I used to believe i could pee standing up... so one morning i made a mess, and discovered that not everybody could do it

Anon

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I used to believe that if you picked a yellow dandelion, you would wet the bed that night

— Hellobu

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I used to beleive that if i didnt poop at least 3 times a day i would die.AHAHHAi am serious!

— Brandonizzle the blizzled blip blops QUINTANA

I no its wierd but i used to believe that when u went poop it made u skinnyer. So i tried to go alot and my sisters called my pooper!! this happend when i was three! gay memories

— Chelsea #12

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I used to believe that I "pee-peed" out of the birthmark on my knee.

Anon

I believed that if you ate while pooping it would immediately go right through you, so I never did and still don't

— Will

When I was 6 or 7, I used to believe that when you poop and pee at the same time, you get daireha. I found out it wasn't true when I took a crap and also pissed, but no softies. Guess I was wrong!

— Xami

When I was little, I was certain that if you did not pee while you pooped, you would die

Anon

I USE TO THINK PEE WAS LEFTOVER BROTH FROM SOUP THAT SMELT WEIRD!!

— azhip

When I was a kid my sister told me that girls don't poop. For a long time I believed that. And now I'm not sure whether girls poop or not.

— John

When I was 5 amd 6, I thought that all the poop and pee in the world went to a factory where they reprocessed it.

— axey mcgee

I used to think pee was stored in the belly. How retarded.

— The Riverdog

I used believe that girls poo looked smells different from boys poo until I saw my sister having a poo.

Anon

My parents had my hearing tested when I said the term for pooing they'd taught me (or at least what I believed it was) - a "bow movement." The Japanese were of great interest to me at the time due to this misunderstanding. I did turn up a bit deaf, come to find out.

— lily

When I was in 2nd grade, an instructor saying to recycle told my class and me that poop and pee went into her office all the time. I kept trying to hold in my pee and poop from then on, because I didn't want to make the instructor's office any more of a mess than it was. I didn't find out the truth until YEARS later

— Lara T.

I used to believe that my poop was actually forming a poop robot in the sewer and once completed would come for me.

— Daniel

i used to believe that boys had to wipe their butt before their "peepee" and that girls had to do the opposite.

— blabla

i used to think when boys pee that sit like girls until i saw a boy pee standing up.

— ashley

when i was younger i didnt know were all the food was going ,i knew that there was only limeted space inside me then i said to myself naybe it comes out as poo so i stuck my little fingers up my ass to find the area were the poo was coming from it was quite hard to find as i had a large ass as a child

Anon

i used to believe that girls peed out of their vagina. when i took sex ed thats when i learned that girls have two holes in front: their pee hole and their pussy.

Anon

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