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body functions: weeing and pooing

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I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brown

Anon

i used to believe that if you crapped on the toilet for long enough a huge turd would come up to my front door open it come upstairs and eat me and poo me out and the poo would turn into me and the process would start over again i beleived that up until 2 years ago im 10 now!

— the huge plop

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I used to not know men peed standing up.

— caro

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I used to believe women peed out of their vaginas.

— Kitty Lover

i used 2 believe that when u pooed it came out of your nose,so i'd alwayz lyke put me nose dwn da toilet!

— The Poopmaster

When I found out that girls don't wee out of their bottoms it comes out of the vulva. I use to belive ? That tampons where stop them weeing.


— Gray55uk

I used to believe that a man could pee into a woman's vagina, and then she could pee for both of them.

Anon

I used to believe…

that poop was chocolate and you could eat it

— chocolate lover

when i wuz 5, i used to believe that wen u shitted, ur poop went down a tube and it would end up floating up in space . . Thats where i thought that planets came from pplz poop. . . .

— anonymous

i used to think whatever u ate u pooed, and whatever u drank u weed

— dan

i used to believe poo was made out of hair bands
and wee did not even exist because uh... well you
know I BELIEVED IT! RIGHT?

— poo head!

i beleived that when i pooed and weed the poo was wee.

Anon

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