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I always thought that the more you drank and the longer you held on the less you would need to go to the toilet. So one day I tested my idea on a school trip. I was on the bus and I must have drank more than 5 pints of water. You can gess what happened.
When I was 5 I asked my Mom why my brother, 2 years older, can stand peeing and I couldn't. She said boys have their
peepers (meaning penis) sticking out and girls have chippers (meaning clitoris and vagina) against their body.
So from taking baths with my brother I knew the end of his peeper had a hole for pee, I thought my clitoris had a hole and I always looked for it. Obiously never did. Not till I was 10 I found out where the peehole was.
I didn't think girls did anything other than powder their nose and talk in the bathroom until I was thirteen years old. They were too nice and sweet to do the kinda crap (literally!) that guys do in there!
I used to believe that everybody had different colored pee. Mine was yellow. My older brother told me his pee was green.
When I was about 4, I used to believe that when people flushed the toilet, their pee and poop went into the sewer (as I had been told)--only I imagined that the sewers were these huge subterranean tunnels with conveyor belts running through them. I thought that the conveyor belts were loaded with all the stuff people flushed and that workers with rubber gloves stood on either side of the conveyor belt sorting everything out and picking out the best pieces of poop. I wasn't sure what qualified as the "best" pieces, but I figured that was part of the job training.
in second grade i used to believe that when a person is skinny, it means that they poop alot. the more you poop, the skinnier you are. so i saw this kid i didnt like who was skinny and told him "HAHA YOU POOP ALOT!"
I used to believe that people with brown eyes pooped more than average (as poop is brown), people with hazel eyes did slightly more poops than average, people with blue eyes peed more than average (as blue is kind of like a watery colour) and people with green eyes did the average amount of pees and poops.
My Mum told me that the Queen used to have an injection every day so that she didn't have to go to the toilet like the rest of us. I always used to wonder why she was the only person allowed to have it.
When I was four years old, my brother was six. He had to get a circumcision due to some complications. I asked my mom why they had to do it and she told me it was because the pee wouldn't come out. That led me to believe that after you were born you had to be taken back to the hospital to get pee and poo holes put in. I guess they just waited a little longer for my brother.
We all know what going to the toilet and defining what #1 and #2 are, well, I believed that diarrhea was #3 as it seemed to combine 1+2. I actually thought there was a human body short circuit where the two were getting combined internally.
I used to think that "explosive diarrhea" was when you pooped actual explosives, like nitroglycerin or whatever.
When I'd get a "pee shiver", I thought an invisible force surrounded me trying to restrict me (from what, I had no idea). So, to counter the feeling, I had to unpeel myself out of it like I was a giant banana. Countless times, I'd be sitting on the toilet getting the shivers, then flailing my arms around to free myself. Man, I must have looked stupid!
i'm now scared to learn from this page that i don't pee out of my clitoris, I'm 16 by the way. Until now i have been very much so convinced of this, and one time i was told otherwise, but couldn't find the pee hole and so i thought my sister was lieing to me....ah...
i used to worry that if i tried to push too hard when i was going to the bathroom (#2) that i might accidentally have a baby.
when i was 5 my mum always used to tell me never to touch the toilet cleaners cos it was very dangerous and toxic...so when she used to clean the toilet and i could see the the bleech in the toilet i thought it would be dangerous if i peed cos my pee would mix with the chemicals and cause an explosion or some sort, when i finaly did pee i would jump off the toilet an flush really quickly soon after i realised that nothing actually happened and it was safe to pee, i never told my mum till years after and she couldnt stop laughing when i finaly did.
When I was a child I used to believe that only men would do the number two. I just couldn't imagine my mother doing that, so she and all women could only pee.
This is not mine, but my neice, who at around 10 years old was telling my sister and I how happy she was it was summer cause that meant she didn't have to poop. Guess she thought you only did that in school! We were rolling in laughter!
I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.
When I was a young child I thought the only way to lose weight was to pee and poop. So in the store I would l tell my mother that she does not have to go on Weight Watchers, she can just go to the bathroom.(don't we all wish thats the way we lose weight. Right?)
One of my female cousins, when she was quite young, saw one of my male cousins, who was also quite young at the time, going to the bathroom. She thought he was peeing out of his belly button and went yelling to her mom, "Mom, Sam is going to the bathroom out of his belly button, why can't I?"