If you pull a funny face, the wind will blow and it will get stuck.
I used to think that people who donated their kidneys were doing it for steak and kidney pie.
When I was a child I used to believe that black people were made of chocolate
I used to think that "tease your hair" meant make fun of it
I use to believe that while having a shower with my father and the water was dripping off his elbow, it wasn't the flow of water running on his arm, but that the flow of water was actually coming out of his elbow tip, like there was a leaking hole.
When I was a kid my brother told me that 20/20 vision was perfect vision. I took this a little too literally and thought that it meant even if you were having gravel poured right into your eyes you could still see perfectly.
When I was you younger, I used to believe men had their menstruation.
I Used To Believe My Butt Was A Second Face!
This one is slightly bizarre, but I used to think
That when you had a haircut and it had to be right below your ears, you had to bring a picture of yourself as a baby, so that they would know what length they had to cut it to, to match the shape of your face. I honestly don't know why.
When I would hear my pulse in my ear, I thought there was a little person playing a drum. I thought this was what an eardrum was.