body parts

I use to believe that black people were just people who go to the beach alot.

I used to think that you belly button was an open whole at both ends and that theoretically, you could put something into it and have it come out of your belly button into your stomach. I kind of stopped thinking about it until I saw my wife's turn inside out when she was pregnant with our son. How naive am I?

I asked my dad once if he was ticklish, and he said that if I poked him in the bellybutton he would "have kittens". I wondered what this had to do with the subject, but from then on I kept on trying to catch him unawares and poke him in the belly. I really wanted a kitten, and also I was curious about how my dad would "have" them. Would they come out of his mouth?

I was driving down a dirt road that had a lot of washboard. The bumpy road was really making my arms jiggle. My daughter asked me why my bones were jumping around in my arms.

I use to believe that if you sneezed with your eyes open that they would fall out.

I used to think they word eybrows was eyebrowns because most were brown... until jr. high, when I saw someone with blonde "eyebrowns".

when i was youngmy older brother and sister told me they could flip my kneecap over and i used to get so scared when they tried to do it

My papa always told me that I had freckles because i got to close to the cows and their poop splashed on me....

My Daddy is bald. When I was little I'd ask him what happened to his hair, and he'd tell me that one day he shaved it off and it never grew back. I assumed this was true until I relized that he'd gone bald like other men do.

When I was small and I went to the Pediatrician, HE told me that if I unscrewed my belly button that my butt would fall off. We now have my daughter convienced it's true and we have to tighten up her belly button every once in a while.

I used to believe…

several of my family members have a distinctive line across the bridge of our nose...i once asked my cousin (who is one of the few who dont have it) why we have it....his response was due to using the palm of our hand (pushing it in an upward motion) to wipe our nose instead of a tissue.

The sad thing about this one is that I wasn't even a kid - I was a young teen with new ZITS! I worked out in my head the idea that I could carefully but effectively remove them with sand paper. It did remove them in a sense, but did not have the desired effect. And it really hurt! A stupid believe (theory) but a true story. (PS - I only tried it once.)

i used to bielieve if you get hit
in the nose you will turn into
rudolph the rednose reindeer

I used to believe that the wrinkles on my dad's forehead were his feelings.

I have a wart on the end of my index finger, and have since I can remember. When I was little I would suck my first two fingers. My brother told me that I sucked that wart right out of my finger, and I believed it!

Whenever i saw the shows with people crying, i notiuced that womens tears always dried black. It took me a while to understand that it was their mascara and not their actual ears.