body parts

I have toes like my daddy's. Our index and middle toes are stuck together. Almost webbed in a way. My dad told me one day that they stuck together because I'd eaten to much candy as a baby. I always told older people that and now I understand why they always giggled.

I used to believe that tastebuds were on your armpit. (Don't ask)

I used to believe that since my Mom has light-colored skin, and my Dad has dark-colored skin that I must have started out light-colored like my Mom because we are both females, and that I must have played outside in the mud too long and that's why I was darker-skinned than my siblings. Of course, it didn't occur to me that my brothers weren't darker than I was, even though they were males.

i used to believe that when i was a kid when i slept with the covers off my legs or arms (especially my feet) that if i fell asleep with them out that little gnomes with butcher knives would come and cut them off. then i thought that they would take my parts to other gnomes and sell them to eat parts of me. Yea i was a weird kid i know i admit it.

My Grandpa told me when I was younger that if you put a screw driver in your belly button and turned a few times...your butt would fall off! I have found in my late twenties it does not work...My butt is still there!

when i was little i used to think there were little men inside every person's body, and they would poke u with pitchforks to make you itch, and when u swallowed something they would pull it down, and when u...ahem...pooped, the little men would be jumping on it to make it leave u faster...i was a weird little child

My mom would always tell me and my brother that we need to drink our milk because it made our bones and teeth smile...this somewhat freaked me out because I thought if they could smile they must have minds of their own... maybe that's why i became a vegan...

When i was around 6, i thought that God had gotten white paint and painted people white until he ran out of white paint. Then He would take cinnamon paint and paint more people tan and then He ran out of cinnamon paint and He was now using black paint.

When I was young and I heard my pulse in my ear (usually when I had an ear ache or something I could hear my pulse in my ear) I thought it was some little man walking around in my head.

One time, my Grandpa told me my butt was broken, I cried to my mom yelling "My butts broken! My butts broken!"

You know those little pieces of skin that stick up beside your fingernails? I used to think that if you pull them they will come off like cheese string that proceeds up your arm, neck, head and then to the other side of your body!

When i was about 12 or 13 we went on a camping trip and my dad had his bare feet on the picnic an had many wrinkles and asked my mom what they were and she told me they were "mean streeks" cause my dad had a bad temper i belived her. later that day we were eating dinner she metioned somehting about it and i said somehting that made her relize i belived her. they luahged sooo hard it lasted about in hour. i felt really stupid...

I used to believe that you had only have your brain blood and bones in your body until I learned about the whole human body in 5th grade in grade school when I read a library book that I borrowed again and again and again....................................... Now I'm in 6th grade! Same school,and now I've got an IQ of 158! I know about the whole body now!

I used to believe that little people lived inside me. I felt bad for them because they were trapped... and I would just leave my mouth open so they could walk out. They never did.

i used to belive that if i fell on my head my head would come off while i was doing a cartwheel

I have an 'innie' and when is aw my friends 'outtie' i thought... oh my gosh... hes a freak!! and i told him i was worried b/c he had something growing from his belly buton but he told me what the difference was (I was 5)