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I used to think that black people were dipped in chocolate when they were babies, Indians were dipped in cinnamon when they were babies, and white people were dipped in vanilla when they were babies. How I got that idea, I do not know!!!

I use to believe my mom when she said that my freckles were angel kisses. When the kids picked on me about them, and they had no freckles, i would say "These are angel kisses and im loved, and by the looks of you , the angels didnt love you!"

When I was little I was covered in freckles. My cousins told me that I was the family fun pad, and they look a sharpie and played connect the dots with my freckles. Then they played tic-tac-toe and pictionary all over my back. They got in trouble but didn't tell me, and I would run after them with sharpies and ask them to connect dots.

I used to believe that a unibrow was one eyebrow above one eye and that there was nothing above the other eye. I used to think that a double chin is what we commonly refer to as a "butt" chin.

my dad has fat rolls in the back of his neck. me and my lil bro, years ago asked him where they came from and he told us that one nite while he was at a frat party, someone played a joke on him and put a snake in his beer can and then he drank it and it went to the back of his neck.

When I was a little kid I used to think that there was a river in your stomach. I thought that when you ate your food, the food just floated down the "river", and then if it goy stuck under a "bridge", that made you have "bathroom problems". When I went into 2nd grade I learned that wasn't necessarily true and that we chew up our food before you digest it.

When I was around 4 or 5, I asked my one-legged older cousin where his other leg was. He told me he had fought with a shark, which bit it off. I believed that right through to my teens.

i used to think i was blind because i couldnt see cooties

as a little kid i used to believe that if i put my finger into belly button and push it even very gentle i will make a hole and everything inside my stoomach will come out and i will die. that's why i was very scared off touching my belly button.

when i was little i would sit in front of the mirror trying to see my eyes move, but they wouldnt. it wasnt until i was about 6 years old that i realised that you cant watch yourself move your eyes.

when i was young my borhter told me that he learnt in biology that people had genes in them. Not understanding, i thoguht everyone had a mini pair of jeans inside them. my brother never let me live it down!

I used to think, that if you're picking in your nose too much, you push your eye out.

i used to believe that i was normal until this year when i figured out my elbows, fingers, sholder, and knuckles were all double jointed

I have a small brown birthmark on my foot and I didn't notice it until like I was 6 and it was the winter time and for some reason I took off my socks in the car and I seen it and I was like Mom I got a tan on my foot!

I used to believe that you had two different colours of blood, Red and Blue because I was so sure I heard my babysitter say that.

My dad was in the Army when I was a kid. One day , I was about 4 or 5, sitting in his lap and staring intently at his face and his rather large pores. "Dad, are those bullet-holes?"