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I used to believe that when you got sick and were to throw up, that the barf came out of your belly - button. So every time I would get sick, I would watch my belly button to see if there was anything coming of it.

Suzannah
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my mum told me that my belly button was where god had poked me to see if I was done and ready to come out the oven

cags
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When I was little, I once saw this girl who had a protruding belly button. I was so jealous of her as I thought it was better than having a hole and thought she was blessed.

Stupid
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when i was little i used to think that a baby was made by dirt in your belly button so every day i would go outside and put dirt in my belly button

lisa
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I asked my father when I was four or five what my belly button was. He told me very matter of factly that I had been shot there! And that everyone eventually gets shot in the stomach so we all have belly buttons. I went around for years so terrified that someone out there was going to shoot me again not knowing I already had a navel...When I was in my thirties I was living with my boyfriend. He had the habit of petting our cat while on his belly. Apparantly, some fur found it's way into his belly button. He came to me all worried that he was growing black straight hair out of his belly button. I tried to assure him that given that he's a blond and people don't grow hair from inside the navel that it was very likely cat fur. He said it was stuck and proved that it was growing from him. I offered to pull it out and he looked at me in horror, "You can't do that! I'll unravel." Did I mention the idiot was in his thirties?

bobbie
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My mother used to scare us into believing that she could make our arms and legs fall off by unscrewing our belly buttons, my brother and I were terrified of screwdrivers for the longest time.

Tormented Girl Child
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You couldn't have your belly button covered for too long or it would be harder for you to breathe.

Jess
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My brother once told me that if i or someone else poked my belly button. I would explode!

Steph
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When i was about 4 I used to believe that belly buttons were the entrance for a tiny little man, dressed in overalls and armed with a sweeping brush,who came every night and cleared away the paper sruck to sweets and toffees that I had eaten.

fandangojo
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I used to believe that the "outie" belly button shows that there is an egg inside you , and so when you had sex the belly button went in saying that you would have a baby-I was terrified when my cousin told my that! and when my belly button finally went in i was mortified!

liah
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i used to believe that animals nursed their offspring throught their belly buttons after watching some show on discovery channel about gorillas. it showed a mother gorilla feeding a baby gorilla.

Anon
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When i was 5 or 6 I thougt that if your belly button was an outie and you poked it 3 times in a row it would unwind all your skin and you will live without any skin and anything including clothe will make you bleed. and if you were to bleed 6 times in 1 day your blood will be drained. I belived that intill I was ten. Creepy.

weirdo. strange weirdo.
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i used to always try to pull my big innie into a ouite so i would pull at it for ages untill it really hurt and went red but i still carryed on wid pencils and sticks amd my mum would tell me of fot it. so 1 day she said if i didnt stop i would untie the knote of ma belly button and i would fall apart so for about 3 years i never touched it again

lucy
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When I was little, my grandmother told me that my belly button is where all my skin was tied into a knot. I took her seriously and for almost a year I wouldn't touch my belly button, wash too close to my belly button in the bath, all in fear that if I touched it the "knot"/belly button would come undone, and all of my skin would fall off.

Heaven
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When i was little I used to pull on my belly button. My Grandma once convinced me that if i kept pulling on it then it would get longer and longer until it went to the floor! I believed this until I was about 10.

Caitlin
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top belief!

When i was little i believed that people only got belly buttons when they had children, because the baby and the mum are attached by it, i thought it was some sort of baby-scar.
When i was about 5 i went screaming 2 my mum asking where my baby was !

Belly buttonised
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top belief!

I used to believe that If I stuck my finger really far inside of my belly button I could touch my insides.

Anon
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I thought your ova were in your belly button ( the little knots you get from having your umbilical cord tied,) for a long time, I used to try and pick them out and my belly button ended up all red and sore and my mom would yell at me, "get your fingers out of you belly button!" I never told her it was because I didn't want to have a baby.

Julia
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when i was little i used to hoke in my belly button.that is until my mum told me that if i didnt leave it alone i would end up unscrewing my legs. i know its silly but i am still terrified of belly buttons

silly sod
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When I was little, I asked my dad why I had a belly button. He said that it was how mommy fed me when I was really little. Not realizing that this was before I was born (and that it was from my umbilical cord), I was confused. Then I noticed that my mom had one too, and so I thought that before I learned to eat real food, my mom lied on her back, and put me on her tummy, being sure to line up our belly buttons, and put the food from her tummy straight into mine!

Idiot child from an idiot father
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