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when i was a child i used to think that my belly button was for storing smarties
I used to believe that my belly button was for putting salt in while in bed, eating fish and chips.
When I was in second grade, I spent hours slacking off in class trying to turn my "innie" belly button into an "outie" one.
I had never seen an outie before, and so I thought the only way people got outies was if they did it themselves.
I was so convinced I could do it, I used every tool available, from my fingers to tweezers, to the eraser end of a pencil. All that resulted was a whole lot of pain and discomfort.
I thought belly-buttons were the way that the insides of your body got water, and so I dutifully splashed water into my belly-button each night when I took a bath so my insides wouldn't dry out.
When I was growing up, my Dad used to say that if you pushed your belly button, your legs would fall off. He would chase me and my sister, trying to push the belly button and we would go shriking through the house. I know that it is silly, but still to this day I don't let anyone touch my belly button. Unfortunately, my kids don't buy into that story so it is another memory that won't coninue.
I used to think if you messed with your belly button too much, It would pop out and you would spring a leak.
i used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, you had to push the belly button and the baby would just pop out!! well i didnt know what else it was there for!!
I used to believe that only males were allowed to show their belly buttons as it seemed whenever males had their shirts off it would be showing. However, girls back then hardly ever wore bikinis, never had their bellies showing, and when a girl did have a belly button showing it was a big deal. Even my female cousin used to say how lucky I was to be a boy because whenever we went swimming mine was always showing and she loved to look at it. She’d always complain how she wasn’t allowed to display hers. To further this belief, in gym we boys had to take our shirts off sometimes and had our belly buttons showing even in front of the girls, while the girls were always kept well covered in their gym outfits.
I used to believe that men had sex through a woman’s belly button and somehow that’s how she got pregnant. As such I believed that it was part of a female’s private parts.
I believed my mom when she told me if u play with your belly button it would pop out witch she said has happened to her because she he's an outty belly button so I believed her and i don't play with my belly button sence then!!
I used to believe that belly buttons were the knots left after the umbilical cord was removed. I thought that the sticky-out kind was a different sort of knot.
I used to think that showing your bellybutton was really inappropriate. I remember seeing a poster of the musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with Donny Osmond on it showing (gasp) his bellybutton. My mom told me we were going to see his show, and I said, "No! I don't want to see his bellybutton!"
When I was little I thought everybody had a innie belly button because I did. But the forst time I saw a outie belly button I asked, "whats that?"
Up untill the age of about 7 or 8, I was completly convinced that the reason we all have bellybuttons is because when God made us in his giant oven the way he knew that we were cooked was by prodding the middle of our bellys (like a fairy cake). It also explained the two varieties of bellybuttons; the innie and the outie. If you were not done then yoour bellybutton would pop out after being poked, hence outies.
If you were done then they would stay in.
Unfortunatly this belief was shattered when dressing my baby sister just after birth, I was most disgusted to fing a large brown 'worm' instead of a neat bellybutton.
I thought that when I was born my Mum had selected the style of my belly button out of a catalogue that nurses could do. I was a bit cross coz with her because it was a sticky outy one.
I used to believe that everyone had a baby and it was stored in their Belly Button. Because once I looked in there adn saw a line and thought it was my babys butt Crack. So sometimes I would Randomly whip my baby by sticking my finger in my belly button
I used to believe that all boys had outie belly-buttons. I also believed that when they needed to pee, they would go to the urinals, lift up their shirts, and peed through their belly buttons.
I used to think that your belly button was a hole into your body and when it gets fiddled with your finger would touch your stomach and poison it.
My aunt told me if I swallowed my tooth, then it will go all the way down and the tooth will stick out of my belly button.
When I was a child, I was told by my mother that I shouldn't pick at my belly button because behind it was all of my "guts" and it would all come out one day if I didn't leave my navel alone.