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My dad once told me that if I didnt wash my bellybutton my ears would fall off ( I didnt know I was supposed to wash the inside of my belly button! ) So I cried and rubbed my bellybutton raw with soap until my brother told me he was lying!
I used to believe that when somebody had a baby it came out through one's bellybutton.
One time when I was about 3 or 4 i was running around the house and triped and fell on a corner of a glass coffee table and it went right into my belly button. So it started bleeding like heck and i was so scared, i thaught the belly button was the hole of evil since fuzz from hell showed up there. I started screaming and crying and saying "oh god help me, Please forgive me for my sins!" everyone came running to see me shirtless staring at my tummy, i finnaly got the guts to tell my mom I wasnt going to be alive tommorow morning, for the devil had gotten me. I laid down and closed my eyes, if i was gonna die it would be a dramatic death. But then i found the antidote to stop death when the devil curses you and makes you fall on the coffe table and stab your belly button, Sunkist Orange Soda. At first I was screaming something about the soda squirting out of my belly button because of the hole there, but I realized soda must have belly button glue in it. Untill i was 9 I belived that i you drank orange soda your belly button will be strong.
When I was little, my sister told me that if I touched my belly button too much, it would unravel into my umbilical cord...i still dont touch it a lot. lol.
i used to think that if i stuck my finger far enough in to my belly button, it would open up into my stomach. i wanted to test this, but was too afraid of my food falling out.
I used to believe that my belly button was a place to store my boogers for when i wanted a little delicacy late rin the day.
i used to think that babies came out of yur belly button
When I was little, I read part of a story in a book that led me to believe that at certain times, if you poked your bellybutton, you'd become invisible until you poked it again
I used to believe that if your belly button got submerged in the bath, you'd drown. For many years, I was trying desperately to keep my belly button from becoming submerged and was quite upset with my mother for insisting I wash it.
I used to believe that if u unscrewed ur belly-button ur arms n legs would fall off so when my grandpa came over i would never let him touch my belly-button
When the troll dolls first came out, I thought I could put a jewl in my belly button and rub it and then my wish would come true. I was dissapointed when it didn't and stopped when one got stuck inside my belly button...
Also, my friend told me that if you got rabies you had to go to the doctor and they would strap you down to a table and give you 23 shots in your belly button!
I used to believe that if you got to much water in your bellybutton when you were taking a bath, it would shrivel up and fall off of your belly.
when i was little my sister had a habbit of sticking her finger in her belly button and twisting it around. so i told her that if you twisted it enough you would unscrew it and then your arms would fall of. she stopped right away. now she is 14 and still bleives it!!!
when i was younger i used to believe if i picked my bellybutton my penis would drop off
I used to think that the belly button was where babies came out of
when i was like 3 or 4 i used to think that if u poked your belly button hard enough that it would open up and your insides would pour out, so i tried not to touch it.
Up until this year (im 17) i used to think that a baby was connected to the moms belly button, from the umbilical cord just to the belly button. I always wondered how they got food and oxygen. Thanks to medical school I know its not true!
i have a swirly outie belly button. when i was little, i believed it was actually a small snail which lived on my tummy.
When I was little I thought that you breathed through your belly button. I never let my belly button go under water in the bath.
i always thought that if you ate belly butten fluff you would die, (i also thought it smelt like smokey bacon crisps)