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I was told for the longest time that if i lied i would be grassed up by my belly button. Any time i was caught out lying but tried to continue the lie (like the time i wrote *my* name on the bedroom wall, with my crayons and tried to blame my 2 year old brother who couldnt write...) i would be asked to show my belly button at which point my parents would instantly know the truth, as most parents do anyway with small kids lying. I got my revenge on it later though, i got it pierced 4 times so the bloody thing cant grass me up now for fear of being muzzled.
I used to think your belly button was there to collect the lint of your shirt!
My mom told me that belly buttons were knots tied by the doctor after you were born. I had four baby cousins afterwards, and last year was when I finally found out it wasn't true...
I used to belive...(well actually my friend used to belive) that if you poke your belly button too hard you will blow up. Lol he still belives this and he is 14...
My mother told me if I plaeyd with my belly button I would deflate like when you untie the knot in a balloon and let it go
i used 2 believe that when you touch a girls belly button, youre raping dem! girls are really sensitiv about their belly buttons tho...
I used to believe you could press your belly button to do something.. ( I forget what)
May I say it was because my big brother loved telling me these lies,and I was gullible!!
i believe that girls find their bellybutton as a "private part" because when they're showing,they immediatly put their shirts down,it's very odd
I used to think if you put your finger in your belly button you could untie it and your guts would spill out everywhere.
I used to belive that if your poked belly button lint [ or just poked your belly button ] that a knot in your belly button would untie and your insides would come out =/ im 13 and i still dont poke my button
Once my Mom confirmed that the improbable was true- that babies grow in the stomach of their mothers, I was most alarmed at the implications for how they "got out".
I was much relieved once I theorized that that was the purpose of our belly button and that it was, no doubt, simply untied, then retied after the baby was removed. O, if it were only true.
When I was about 7, I used to believe that if somebody was to put their finger in my belly button that I couldn't breathe. My best friend thought it was hilarious holding me down and putting her finger in my belly button and me gasping for breath. Hmmmm.
I used to believe that babies came from your belly button, that the surgeon just opened it up and pulled the baby out (im not talking about a ci section)
When I was a child, I believed boys/men pee-ed out of their belly buttons and I couldn't understand why I had a belly button as well.
That the belly button was the place where babies where born from.
My mother told me that when she was little my uncle would tell her that your belly button is where all your skin was tied in a knot to keep it from falling off and that if you somehow cut it or if you messed with it all your skin would fall off and you be just muscle and bone walking around
i believed that when a person had an outie,they were they a diferent species or something,it was kind of because people in my school,not mnay have outies, even some of my crushes have innies,and,i love outies, so it makes me a little sad, but, i know it's not real, i read that an outie is when more of an umbilical cord is on a bellybutton,so it leaves extra skin
I used to think if we put our finger in our belly button we would explode... I was 13 when I found out it didn't really happen XD
i used to believ when i was little if i pushed my finger into my belly button too far it would open and i would be able to touch my insides.i would be freaked so i would never touch and i would go balistic if any tried to poke it.
Well this isnt really about me this is about my brother. Well my brother was a really loud and crazy kid so my mom told him he was from planet nuna and he had a volume control inside of himthrough his belly button and when he got loud she would threaten to mute him and he would just cry and promise to be good.