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I used to think that when people got their ears pierced, they had to stand against the wall while someone shot the earring out of a gun from the other side of the room.

Cherelle
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I used to believe in Perez mause when my teeth fall, I put them under the pillow to see what happened

AyrtonZ01
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When I' was a little boy, I fell while cycling and I broke my 2 front teeth.After this, I went
in emergencies .Since this moment, I used to believe than If my mother kissed me on my wound, I would heal.Now I think than what I was thinking before I was very stupid but I am less afraid of getting hurt.

Anon
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When I was five or six, I was worried that I'd lost my heart because I didn't hear it beating.

Anon
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I use to believe that people had a maximum number of words to say. And those who were mute, had used up all their words. Needless to say, I was a very quiet child.

Harold C.
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When I was five, I had a nightmare where a man came into my room and told me that if I wiggled my fingers too much that I wouldn't be able to control them. I was afraid to wiggle my fingers for a few days afterwards.

Anon
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When I was a child, I thought I might lose a toe unconsciously. That's why I kept conting my toes before I fell into sleep every night. LOL.

Shamrock
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when I was small I believed that my tung was my portable candy, and my mouth was the box it carries in, and I thought that my foot was my hands it was so much fun trying to do a handstand all the time.

tt
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When I was a kid whenever I lost teeth everyone would say "Oh have you been kissing girls?".And then I thought if you kiss people the opposite gender your teeth will fall out and I was to scared to even kiss my mom.

Tyler
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When I was a little girl, I used to believe we had to run to be rich but as result I got exercises to develop my thigh muscles and not to make money.

Anon
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I thought that heart attacks were actually "hard attacks".

Anon
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I used to think that a broken leg was a whole leg broken
two pieces.

Don Northrup
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I used to believe that everyone has a vagina, and that vaginas are called penises. I didn't know the word 'vagina'.

Trisha Gaurav
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My sister was convinced that men and women had balls because her sex-ed teacher told her so. I think she heard wrong.

Erika
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My co-worker believed that one of the two testicles was actually at the head of the penis because they couldn't possibly both be at the bottom.

Erika
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I used to believe that if I couldn't suck in my gut anymore, my belly would bulge out twice as much.

Secret
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I believed that there was such thing as a piano donor just like an organ donor. That was when i had no idea what an organ donor was.

Peppermint Patty
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I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG

Mbm4615
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I used to think that if I ate too much junk food in one day, I'd get so fat that my belly would fill the whole sofa!

Anon
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I used to believe breasts were pronounced "breests", vagina was pronounced "Vageena", uterus was pronounced "Ooterus", and pubic hair was "public hair".

Molly
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