general

When I was a child, I thought I might lose a toe unconsciously. That's why I kept conting my toes before I fell into sleep every night. LOL.

Shamrock

when I was small I believed that my tung was my portable candy, and my mouth was the box it carries in, and I thought that my foot was my hands it was so much fun trying to do a handstand all the time.

tt

I thought that heart attacks were actually "hard attacks".

Anon

I used to think that a broken leg was a whole leg broken
two pieces.

Don Northrup

I used to believe that everyone has a vagina, and that vaginas are called penises. I didn't know the word 'vagina'.

Trisha Gaurav

My sister was convinced that men and women had balls because her sex-ed teacher told her so. I think she heard wrong.

Erika

My co-worker believed that one of the two testicles was actually at the head of the penis because they couldn't possibly both be at the bottom.

Erika

I used to believe that if I couldn't suck in my gut anymore, my belly would bulge out twice as much.

Secret

I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG

Mbm4615

I used to think that if I ate too much junk food in one day, I'd get so fat that my belly would fill the whole sofa!

Anon

I used to believe breasts were pronounced "breests", vagina was pronounced "Vageena", uterus was pronounced "Ooterus", and pubic hair was "public hair".

Molly

I remember seeing a food commercial on TV. In it were a husband and wife discussing the food. The wife said, "And it's good for your budget!" As she said "budget", she touched his stomach. So I thought "budget" meant "stomach".

Anon

I used to think eyeshadow protected your eyes from the sun somehow.

Anon

i used to believe that the people weren't alive when i wasn't with them, i thought that i was the only person who had life and everyone couldn't do anything when I didn't meet with them.

terminator

For some inexplicable reason, I believed that a woman's ovaries were in her shoulders until I was about 6. I also asked my mother if I was pregnant every single time my shoulders hurt, because obviously they were connected.

Anon

My mom had scoliosis surgery as a teen and when she explained the huge scar that runs down her back I imagined her sitting upright on an exam table, the doctor opening her back like French doors, and climbing completely inside the hollow cavity to fix her spine with a wrench.

Wrenchy